The Day the Author Messed Everything Up.
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Chapter One: The Evil Unleashed.
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Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, if I did I would not be writing fanfics.
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This my first fanfic please don't do really hot flames. Go easy.
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Once in Harry Potter world the Author decided to mess up everything. The trio were walking to transfiguration when it happened.
Hermione, Ron, Harry:*walking from potions class to transfiguration*
Harry:Snape is a stupid git.
Hermione:Harrys right.
Ron:Hermiones right.
Harry:Don't you mean i'm right?
Ron:Well if you are right and Hermione agrees with you and I say Hermiones right then i'm pretty much saying your right without stating it.
Harry:O.o wow.
Hermione:Ron, that is probably the most complicated sentence you have ever said.
Ron:Your right.
Author:*apears*Hi.
Ron:*falls backwards*.
Hermione:Who are you?
Author:I'm the author!
Hermione: AUTHOR?!
Author:Yeah you dont have to yell Hermione.
Hermione: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!
Author:2 reasons.
Hermione:Okay.
Author:One:I'm the author
Hermione:Okay.
Author:2:I have read all your books.
Ron:*who has got up*BOOKS?!
Harry:*sounding important*I love Cho!
All but Harry:NO DUH!
Harry:Well I haven't talked for a while so I thought then would be a good spot to put myself back in the story.
Hermione and Ron:STORY?!
Harry and Author:NO DUH.
Harry:Why do you think he is an author if this isn't a story?
Author:Why do you think I am an author if this isn't a story?
Hermione:Uhhhhhh.
Harry:*in singing voice*HERMIONE DON'T KNOW SOMTHING HERMIONE DON'T KNOW SOMTHING!!!
Author:Okay now I am going back to the part were Ron yells"BOOKS?!"okay?
All:Okay.
Author:*pulls out keyboard*ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO!*Hits backspace repeatly*
Ron:*who has got up*BOOKS?!
Author:Well yeah there are five!
Ron:Oh.
Harry:*who was having a side conversation*HERMIONE! YOU GO OUT WITH DRACO?!
Hermione:No duh sherlock, the good smart girl always goese out with the badass boy!
Ron:*falls backwards*
Harry:Who is sherlock?
Hermione:How the hell am I soposed to know!
Harry:YOUR THE F*CKER WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING!
Harry:Wait. Why can't I say f*ck?
Author:This is a pg-13 story moron! Now if you want to swear then il change rationg to R. But on one condition!
Harry:Yeah.
Author: You will have to go out with Ginny and do non pg-13 stuff with her.
Harry:EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Ive done the going out part but THAT? NO WAY. At least not till next year.
Ron:*furius*YOU GO OUT WITH GINNY. OH MY GOD YOU ARE DEAD!*pulls out wand*AVADA KEDAVRA!
Author:*flicks stream of light into the sky*YOU WILL NOT HURT HARRY B*TCH!
Ron:*runs away* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh.
A/n:thats first chapter now R/R.
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Chapter One: The Evil Unleashed.
======================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, if I did I would not be writing fanfics.
======================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================
This my first fanfic please don't do really hot flames. Go easy.
======================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================
Once in Harry Potter world the Author decided to mess up everything. The trio were walking to transfiguration when it happened.
Hermione, Ron, Harry:*walking from potions class to transfiguration*
Harry:Snape is a stupid git.
Hermione:Harrys right.
Ron:Hermiones right.
Harry:Don't you mean i'm right?
Ron:Well if you are right and Hermione agrees with you and I say Hermiones right then i'm pretty much saying your right without stating it.
Harry:O.o wow.
Hermione:Ron, that is probably the most complicated sentence you have ever said.
Ron:Your right.
Author:*apears*Hi.
Ron:*falls backwards*.
Hermione:Who are you?
Author:I'm the author!
Hermione: AUTHOR?!
Author:Yeah you dont have to yell Hermione.
Hermione: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!
Author:2 reasons.
Hermione:Okay.
Author:One:I'm the author
Hermione:Okay.
Author:2:I have read all your books.
Ron:*who has got up*BOOKS?!
Harry:*sounding important*I love Cho!
All but Harry:NO DUH!
Harry:Well I haven't talked for a while so I thought then would be a good spot to put myself back in the story.
Hermione and Ron:STORY?!
Harry and Author:NO DUH.
Harry:Why do you think he is an author if this isn't a story?
Author:Why do you think I am an author if this isn't a story?
Hermione:Uhhhhhh.
Harry:*in singing voice*HERMIONE DON'T KNOW SOMTHING HERMIONE DON'T KNOW SOMTHING!!!
Author:Okay now I am going back to the part were Ron yells"BOOKS?!"okay?
All:Okay.
Author:*pulls out keyboard*ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO!*Hits backspace repeatly*
Ron:*who has got up*BOOKS?!
Author:Well yeah there are five!
Ron:Oh.
Harry:*who was having a side conversation*HERMIONE! YOU GO OUT WITH DRACO?!
Hermione:No duh sherlock, the good smart girl always goese out with the badass boy!
Ron:*falls backwards*
Harry:Who is sherlock?
Hermione:How the hell am I soposed to know!
Harry:YOUR THE F*CKER WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING!
Harry:Wait. Why can't I say f*ck?
Author:This is a pg-13 story moron! Now if you want to swear then il change rationg to R. But on one condition!
Harry:Yeah.
Author: You will have to go out with Ginny and do non pg-13 stuff with her.
Harry:EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Ive done the going out part but THAT? NO WAY. At least not till next year.
Ron:*furius*YOU GO OUT WITH GINNY. OH MY GOD YOU ARE DEAD!*pulls out wand*AVADA KEDAVRA!
Author:*flicks stream of light into the sky*YOU WILL NOT HURT HARRY B*TCH!
Ron:*runs away* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh.
A/n:thats first chapter now R/R.