Originally posted in: 4/11/04
I Know! Let's Annoy Kai!
Chapter one: Ploting and Planning!
By Kitty-Kris
It was a day like any other day. Tyson was calling for the room service for food for the tenth time that hour, Kenny was typing on his laptop, Ray was playing cards with Max and Melody and Kai, their leader was brooding in the hotel room's balcony has usual. In any case, they were all pretty goddamned BORED
After finishing his food again, Tyson yawned and tossed himself on his bed "Aw, man! I'm SO bored... There's nothing to do in this joint!"
The girl sitting on the floor dumped her cards and sighed "Yeah... manz! This sucks!" she pouted and laid back on the floor, staring at the ceiling. She was soon joined by the rest of the boys (except for Kai who was still in the balcony brooding about who knows what), and they just stayed like that for about ten minutes.
Suddenly, Tyson jumped out of the bed with an evil smirk on his face "I know!" he whispered, signaling them to come closer "Let's annoy the shit out of Kai! You know how funny it is when he goes around like a mad dog! Yeah! That's it! Let's annoy Kai!"
For a few seconds, everyone stared at Tyson as if he were crazy or something, but suddenly, they all had evil smirks upon their faces too.
"So, what do we do?" asked Ray
Tyson pointed at Melody "Ask her, she'd the brains here... No offence Chief, but Melly knows how to pull the best pranks!"
The girl looked around, cleared her throat and stood up, starting to pace around the room "Hum, let's see... first of all, we need a list of the things that ANNOY Kai to death! Start giving me stuff!"
"Crowded rooms!"
"Squealing girls!"
"Weak people who think their great!"
"Tyson!"
"Ha ha ha! Very funny... I know! Kai hates Mexican pizza! I remember ordering one once, no wait... two actually, or was it three? Hm, no matter, but the point is, he almost puked when he smelled the hot sauce!"
The girl nodded "Okay, crowded spots, squealing girls, Tyson, hot sauce, ok... Keep them coming!"
The boys gave it a thought, and Ray suddenly remembered something "Crank calls... I mean those really stupid ones!"
"... and crank calls... ok, this'll do for now! I say we start with the crank calls, then call over some fans of his, bimbo fans, preferably, then we get hot sauce and use it to season his dinner, and for last, we'll lock him in a broom closet with Tyson! And Ty-man! We're counting on you to make him scream to be released! Everyone got it? Get busy!"
They quickly left the room quietly, so that Kai wouldn't notice them and got their stuff ready.
(O)(O)(O)(O)(O)
'Hn, too quiet in there... wonder where those guys are...'
Kai suddenly had noticed a long silence inside the hotel room, and decided to go and see what was going on. As soon as he went inside the room, he felt his mobile vibrate in his pocket.
"Hello? Who is this?"
A weird muffled voice answered him "He-loo? Do ya wash thee laundree there?"
Kai felt a vein pop in his head "No..."
"Damnit, you pig! HAHAHAHA! SUCKER! HAHAHA:toot:toot:toot:"
Kai growled "Stupid kids these days, all they ever do is crank call everyone... goddamned-" he was interrupted by the room's telephone ringing "WHAT?"
"Excuse me sir, sorry to bother you, but could you please check if the water is running?"
Kai growled but still went to the bathroom to check. he realized it was, so he went back to the phone "Yeah it's running!"
"Well, then you better run too if you still want to catch it! HAHAHAHAHA:toot:toot:toot:"
Kai twitched while he put the phone down 'Someone's reeeeally asking for it...'
He turned around and went to the bathroom to have a nice relaxing shower.
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"Yo Melly, is the coast clear?"
A purple haired girl peaked through the hotel room door and notice steam coming from the bathroom. She grinned evilly "It sure is... An I just added something else to my list... Ty, get in there and bring his clothes and towels. Leave only that pink one over there. The one that says "Hers". I'll go get the rest of his clothes in his room..."
The boy behind her nodded, and went in the bathroom without making a sound. He quickly took all the clothes and all the towels, leaving only the horrid pink one behind. He tiptoed out of the bathroom and met up with the girl outside of the room. "Got everything Melly?"
"Sure do... Let's go see if Max's found the girls!"
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Kai left the shower feeling refreshed and immediately noticed something was missing "Where the hell are my clothes?". He looked around for them, but since they weren't anywhere to be seen, he gave up and started looking for some towels, which he couldn't find neither 'Someone's REALLY trying my patience today...' he thought while grabbing the ew, pink towel.
He stepped out of the bathroom and went into his own room to find all of his clothes... missing "WHAT? I've been robbed!" Just then, a crowd of bimbo squealing girls went in the room and froze looking at him, only wearing a towel (Kai, not the girls). 'Shit...'
In a minute you could hear the highest pitched screams coming from the room, plus the ripping sound of a tissue, followed by some thumps and even more screaming. In the next minute, you could see a guy running out of the room in his birthday suit with a crowd of screaming girls hot on his heals 'Bad day bad day bad day!' he thought while he dashed behind a door to loose his fans.
R&R PLEASE! n-n