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Chapter 1:

Brago was walking along the street one day when a piece of paper blew into his face.

"Hmm"

He plucked it off and read it, it said.

WAYS TO ANNOY THE HECK OUT OF BRAGO:

Go up behind him and yell as loud as you can in his ear "YOU LOVE SHERRY!"

2.Post fake photos of him wearing pink on the World Wide Web.

3. Burn his book.

4. Dress up in a pink bunny suit, go up to him and start singing the Macarena.

5. Convince the entire Zatch Bell cast to do a conga line with you while following Brago all over Town.

6. Every time he opens his mouth to speak blast 'Numa Numa' at full volume.

7. Become a mary-sue and follow him/annoy him.

8. Sing "Brago and Sherry sitting in a tree"

9. Pair him up with Zofis (Do this at your own risk as it does not only annoy Brago but possibly the readers to)

10. Go up to him and tell him Sherry got a new boyfriend.

11. Stuff him room with cute animals until it's overflowing so when he opens his door he is buried under cuteness.

12. Pelt him with cotton balls.

End.

After he finished reading the list Brago's eyebrow started twitching.

"Hey what's that?" Sherry asked as she grabbed the paper out of Brago's hands and read it.

"Okay Number nine is just plain sick" she remarked with a disgusted look on her face.

Brago said nothing as he marched off into the sunset to find the authoress who dared to suggest these things…

End Chapter.

Done next chapter should come soon.