AN: This will be a pretty short story, but I hope it will be funny.
Disclaimer: Would I have to put a disclaimer if I owned Naruto??
Doggy Days
The bright sun shown through the thin trees on the eight shinobis. They have been friends since the blond loud-mouth (literal) dragged the raven haired one back from a certain pedophile. Since then every one of them have became Jounins except the red head, who just happens to be Kazakage. The blond loud-mouth mentioned before is very close to his goal, which is (if you don't live anywhere near...say...any of the five main nations and didn't hear him yelling it every hour, on the hour) to become Hokage, better then any past. One slept on a tree branch muttering about 'trublsome', 'clouds', and the sort. Though he's a Jounin, he still sleeps fourteen hours a day if he could help it, which bugs most of his friends. The blond loud-mouth, raven haired one, one with silver eyes, and one with red fangs on his cheeks were all having a four-way argument. Leaning aginced a tree only a few feet away from the four a red head, pale black hair, and brunette with sunglasses sat looking back and forth as though they were watching a tennis match.
"There's not a snowball's chance in hell that rasengan is better then chidori!"
"NO WAY, TEME!!"
"He's right, Naruto. But 64 palm is superier to chidori."
"My new jutsu could whip all of your asses!"
"Oh, yeah?" the other three challenged.
"Yeah! I'll show you!" The brunette stood in concentration.
"Why do I feel like somethings going to go wrong beyond all belief?" the one previously sleeping in the tree muttered to himself.
Chakura spun around the boy with red marks on his cheeks. It spun wildly. Faster, and faster until...
POOF!
There was a dainty little poof of smoke. And it had sparkles in it. I kid you not. The poof of sparkly smoke surrounded the eight ninja completely. When the smoke cleared Naruto busted out laughing. Rolling on the ground he said, "You guys look ridiculous!!"
"Look at yourself, dope!!" Sauske said, venom leaking out of his voice. Naruto did as his rival/best friend/enemy/brother said and shrieked.
They were all puppies. Only standing ten inches high with hug paws and different color fur and markings corresponding with what they were sapost to be wearing and hair color. They all glared at Kiba. He whimpered under their harsh looks and lowered his head.
Kiba said quietly, "If we get to my mom, maybe she could fix us..."
"MAYBE?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY 'MAYBE'??" Naruto and Sauske yelled at him. The leaves behind the group of a bush shook. They whipped around and saw eight female faces.
One thought went through all of there heads.
We're so screwed.
Girls' POV
The group of eight kunoichis walked together down the path deep in the forest in the park. A pinkette and blond were arguing; about what? No one really knows. A dirty blond was rubbing her temples due to her headache that started with the yelling. A brunette with buns was playing with a kunai. A indigo haired girl stood a little behind her friends, smiling at her friends. A girl with white hair pulled up into a spiky bun and one with blue hair that fell bellow her shoulders were chasing a butterfly in front of the rest. The last girl walked in front of the bickering friends/rivals and her two friends chasing the butterfly. She brushed her dark green side bangs away from her eyes and shook out her long hair on autopilot. Mentally she was back where she was before she was rescued. The dirty floors she used for a bed, the screams that shook her to her very soul, and the gold eyes that she still saw in her darkest nightmares. Pulling out of her thoughts she heard a soft whimper and then growls. She and her friends stopped walking. They looked at each other with confused eyes and then walked towards the bushes on their right. They pushed the bushes out of the way. There was puppies. Eight little puppies.
"SOOO KAWAIIIIIII!!!" And they pounced.
Well, not really pounced, but it was pretty darn close. Each girl grabbed a puppy and hugged them to their chests.
"SO CUTE!!" the girls continued to say. Still clutching the puppies to their chests they turned to each other.
"We can keep them right?" Tenten said.
"Why can't we?" Ino challenged.
"They could belong to someone..." Hinata pointed out.
"Yeah... They could have a loving home somewhere," Temari agreed sadly.
"Or they could of ran away from an abusive home! Or a puppy mill!!" Neniy said loudly, her white hair in the bun shook as she look quickly at all of her friends.
"I'm sure there's a puppy mill somewhere around here!" Renni said, her dark thoughts from before forgotten.
"We should keep them! There's even one for each of us!" Kareen said desperately.
"We should ask Tsunade-sama first...." Sakura said sadly.
"She probably will say yes!" Neniy said happily. Her friends laughed at her optimism but didn't argue. They knew she was usually right about these things. The group of friends walked to the Hokage building with the puppies still clutched to their chests. When they entered Shizune looked up from her paper work and her eyes went wide.
"Where did you find these cute little things?" she cooed.
"At the park. Can we see Tsunade-sama? It's really important," Sakara said, acting as spokes person for the group.
"Of course." Shizune led the girls into Tsunade's office and left, closing the door behind her.
Tsunade sat in her chair leaning over her much hated paper work. She didn't hear the girls come in.
"Tsunade-sama!!" The girls yelled. The older woman looked up startled. "Can we please keep the puppies?!" They begged pushing the puppies in her direction. Tsunade blinked.
"I don't see why not. No one has said or reported lost puppies. You can keep them. Now please leave. I have tons of work to do." The girls cheered and exited with their new pets.
Boys' POV
"SOOO KAWAIIIIIII!!!" the girls squealed. They jumped over the bush and each grabbed one of the boys in puppy form. The girls (they looked huge in the boys' eyes) hugged the boys to their chests.
So squishy...Sauske thought as Sakara hugged him. Under his dark fur he was blushing like his most prized tomatoes. His paws and face were pressed to Sakara's breasts. So squishy and soft...
This is not how I thought I would die, Shikamaru thought, but I'm not exactly complaining...Temari squeezed him like a lovable childhood toy. Nope. This is one thing that isn't totally troublsome.
Ino makes a good pillow...Sai thought. He was almost asleep.
SUFFOCATING!! CAN'T BREATH!! NEED AIR!! Naruto thought. Hinata just might kill me!! I'm not saposta' die like this!!
Can't...breath... Kiba thought. Rennie...needs...to...loosen...her...hug...Wait...Boobs!!
What is this feeling? And why is Neniy hugging me? And...why is Kiba drooling? thought Gaara.
It can't be my fate to die from boobs...even if they are Tenten's...Neji thought, struggling.
Can't breath...my bugs need air...but I need it more...and...boobs...damn Kiba...Shino thought.
"SO CUTE!!" the girls continued to squeeze the life out of the boys. Some of them were struggling, unnoticed by the girls, to get away while some were sleeping.
"We can keep them right?" Tenten swished Neji closer to her while he was thinking 'unyouthful', as Lee and Gai would say, thoughts.
"Why can't we?" Ino challenged not noticing Sai sleeping.
"They could belong to someone..." Hinatapointed out loosening her grip on Naruto. He pulled away gasping for breath.
"Yeah... They could have a loving home somewhere," Temari agreed sadly, her grip also loosening. Shikamaru almost slipped out of her arms while sleeping.
"Or they could of ran away from an abusive home! Or a puppy mill!!" Neniy said loudly, waking up the sleeping boys, who were not happy.
"I'm sure there's a puppy mill somewhere around here!" Renni said, clutching Kiba closer. Any closer and she could have a blood stain on her shirt...
"We should keep them! There's even one for each of us!" Kareen said desperately. Shino would not be getting air any time soon.
"We should ask Tsunade-sama first...." Sakura said sadly, tightening her grip on Sauske. He was closer to a grape than a tomato now.
"She probably will say yes!" Neniy said and she started to skip towards the Hokage building. As the girls carried the boys away all of them looked back. Unseen by the girls, Akamaru rolled from behind a tree laughing.
"BASTARD!!" Kiba yelled, but the only thing that the girls could have heard was a growl, but they didn't. They rest of the boys' jaws dropped.
After being taken against their will to the Hokage building and pinched by Shizune the girls asked Tsunade if they could keep the 'puppies'. Tsunade said sure, but as soon as the girls' backs were turned Tsunade looked at the boys', winked, mouthed 'good luck', and waved. They could practically hear her saying 'bu-bye now!' in an overly sweet voice.
That bitch.
AN: YAY! My first chapter of my first Naruto fanfic! REVIEW PLEASE!! no flames please...