"OPEN UP FUCKASS" a growly voice yelled,
EB: hold on dave! I think my new roommate is here!
TG: Ok dude, I hope he's hot
EB: I'm still not a homo dave.
TG: whatever
Sighing, John stepped away from his computer to let the new person in. He was currently enrolled in a university that was receiving transfers from Alternia! He had learned a bit about trolls and how they lived and decided that he liked them. So with a goofy grin plastered on his face, John greeted the new arrival.
"Hi there!" John excitedly looked over this new person. Trolls were a lot taller than humans, so this person stood at about 5'' 11'; witch easily overpowered his measly 5'' 6 frame. Thick grey skin, a mass of messy black hair, pushed past him yelling "OUTTA MY WAY HUMAN"
"Umm, ok then" John walked after him to see the troll looking around and situating himself with the surroundings. His room had 2 beds, 1 bathroom and a kitchen, so it wasn't much, but enough for a human and a troll. "WHERE IS MY SLEEPING AREA?" "It's the one on the left, mine is on the right ok?" "WHAT-FUCKING-EVER".
The troll glared at him and john got a good look at him. He had lime green irises and the part that should be white was an orangey yellow color, his clothes were all shades of grey and black. The grey cancer symbol stood out on his chest, and two cute little nubby horns adorned his head. "OH! My name is john Egbert!" john shot out a hand for the troll to shake. "I DON'T FUCKING CARE." He replied, ignoring the hand "well what's your name?" John inquired, starting to get a little impatient. "KARKAT. SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE ALREADY KNOWN THIS? YOU IDIOT. WHERE IS GAMZEE MAKARA STAYING? I NEED TO TALK TO HIM" Karkat glared at him, John wondered he ever lowered his voice to a socially acceptable pitch. "Ummm, I think he's just next door actually." John said, trying to remember the map they received showing where everyone was. "Why?"
"BECAUSE HES MY MOIRAIL YOU IDIOT. AND I HAVE TO SEE HO THE FUCK HE GOT STUCK WITH LIKE HOW I GOT STUCK WITH YOU!"
"Your what-rail?"
"UGH, NEVERMIND." Then Karkat stormed outta the room to go and talk to his mio-whatever.
==KARKAT POV==
Karkat coulden't believe this! He got stuck with such a huge moron. He dident see a SINGLE recupracoon. Ugh. Humans. "HeY tHeRe MoThErFuCkEr, DiDeNt ThInK I wOuLd Be SeEiNg YoUr CuTe FaCe HeRe ;o) HoNk" "uHH,,,,,,"
Oh god, he was rooming with Tavros. That poor little brown blood, although it was obvious that he shared Gamzee's red feelings (a/n PBJ TIME!). He guessed he better call Nepeta, It was time for the shippers to ship. Walking into the room he saw Gamzee with a bottle of faygo, slamming with Tavros. "HeY MoThErFuCkEr! WhAt Do YoU nEeD kArBrO?" The highblood said. "AnD I dIdEnT kNoW YoU WeRe A LiMe BlOod!" "
"IM A WHAT BLOOD? WHAT GAV YOU THAT IDE….." Then Karkat remembered his contacts. The condescension sent down a 9 sweep old (18) from every color on the hemospectrum to earth so she could strengthen her bond with the aliens.. Seeing his chance to escape the judgmental world of Alternia, he posed as a lime blood and soon enough him and his friends made it down to the planet of Earth. "OH… YEAH…" He nervously scratched behind his head. "IM GOING TO GO AND UNPACK, IM JUST NEXT DOOR IF YOU NEED ME OK?" Karkat was deeply screwed. Once his friends found out how freakishly red his blood was thew would cull hi just for being alive!
Well, anyway he went to his room and was greeted by a goofily grinning John Egderf or whatever the fuck his name was. But that goofy grin almost brought a smile out of him. Luckily, Karkat stopped and thought in horror of what his thoughts were. But all of a fucking sudden, BAM! THE DOOFUS WAS HUGGING HIM. Karkats heartbeat sped up a little bit and he could feel his face heat up. NO NO NO NO NO, HE COULD NOT BE FLUSHED FOR THIS IDIOT!