A/N: We're going to pretend some things here. Just dis-regard the fact that Zacky is from Michigan, and that Mikey Way is from Jersey. And Alicia is not on drugs. Oh, and for those not MCR fans Mikey Way is the bassit if My Chemical Romance, Alicia is his wife, and the drummer, Bob, did actually catch on fire. No where near DC, though.

Disclaimer: supposing i did own bones, we would just forget all the cases, bring in characters from other shows (i.e. archie from csi and chase from house) and everybody would just have some huge crazy orgy. yay! orgies!

Prolouge

When he got up he examined the tile imprints in his knees. Twenty bucks the little lines wouldn't be half as bad if he could just drop a few more pounds...

"Zack, I need to talk to you after class." Mr. Marriano told him as he walked in. Zack had been meaning to pay attention but was focoused on tyring to count how many calories he had cinusmed that day. Let's see. There was breakfast where I had that wheat toast. And then I had that Coke Zero... Wait. Didn't I throw the taost up? Yes. But what if there's still part of it in me?

"Zack? Zack!" Mr. Marriano waved his hands in front of Zack's face.

"Oh. Sorry. Yes?"

"Listen. Your grades are B's now. And that wouldn't worry me with any other student but... Your mom contacted me. She said that you needed to be talked to. Zack, she thinks you have and eating disorder."

"I do not." Zack was surpmy computer has aidsrised that he couldn't come up with a better response, but only because he was surprised that his teacher had said this.

"She wants you to get professional help."

"If she wrongfully wants me to seek out professional help then I have no clue why she contacted my science teacher." Zack cocked an eyebrow.

"Because she thinks you can be reached through science."

"Well, if I did have a problem--"

"Zack. I didn't want to get in the middle of your family problems but you know how you want to be a forensic anthroploigist?" Mr. Marriano had a look of desparation in his eyes.

"Yes."

"If we don't stop this before it gets out of hand then this could affect your future career options."