Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto in any way shape or form.

Authors note: To all the people who don't know me that are reading this it's just a bit of fun, to my friend Turco thanks for letting me barrow Sasuke even though this is your night with him. You're the best.

As for my inspiration for this fanfiction a friend of mine sent me a link to a fanfiction titled Thoma's Breakfast written by 0ri. it was an interesting fic that didn't leave my mind at all today and it seems the only way for me to get a thought to leave my head is to write it somewhere so thats what I'm doing.

Now on with the story

"Hey, Naruto I'm going to head home and have some dinner." I said to my friend who I had been sparing with off and on for most of the day.

"Okay I think I'll get some ramen. I'm pretty hungry myself." He said back with a smile.

I headed home and he headed whatever the ramen place he always ate at. I couldn't remember what it was called. I never cared to commit the name to memory because I don't care that much for ramen.

I made it home and several naughty thoughts of Naruto began to come to mind. Those thoughts wouldn't leave my mind which led to me jumping from roof to roof on my way home instead of walking like I would of preferred.

I made it to my house in record time and went to my fridge for something to cook for dinner. I looked at all food I had and my eyes fell on a package of bratwurst sausages.

There were two sausages left. I decided I would let myself indulge in them for the second time this month.

I put a frying pan on the stove and lit the burner under it before dropping the pieces of off my diet food in the pan.

My mind was taken from my of thoughts of Naruto as I began to set the table for my meal, checking on the sausages every so often to make sure they weren't burning. I was picky about burnt food. I just refused to eat anything I had burned especially sausage.

Sausages had such a rich, meaty taste. They were plump, juicy, and delicious. I watched the sausages intently as they the cooked the finial and most important bit.

As I watched the sausages cook my mind once again began thinking of dirty thoughts of Naruto. I closed my eyes for a moment to let myself slip in to a fantasy of myself and Naruto.

I shook my head and cleared the naughty thoughts of Naruto and myself out of it. I turned my attention back to the sausages cooking on the frying pan.

They were fully cooked. They were plump, meaty, and shined with grease.

Once more the naughty thoughts of Naruto began to come in to my mind that I tried once more to clear with a shake of my head.

I grabbed one of the sausages out of the pan as placed it my mouth. I thought of biting down in to it and devouring it but then I though of something else I could do.

I sat the sausage back down on the frying pan and walked around my home. I locked the front door and returned to the sausages.

I quickly snatched one of them up and began to suck on it. I sucked on it while slowly pulling it in and out of my mouth whit my eyes closed and thoughts of Naruto in my head.

Hunger eventually won over arousal as I realized what I was doing, came to my senses, and quickly devoured the sausages, swearing to myself that I would never again eat phallic foods after a day of sparing with Naruto.