Humorous Romance Fic
By the ALMIGHTY Invade Zim
I know how Im always saying that I hate romance and all of that stuff with the kisses and hugs, but I've been getting a couple of suggestions to write something with romance in it. I will be honest, this isnt much of a story, just read on to find out some things... I guess... a bunch of random crackfics.
GAMR: Gir and Mimi
(sitting on a ledge, out of disguises with a full moon in the backround)
Mimi: Gir. This is so romantic.
(puts hand on Girs)
Gir: Yep. I made some taquitos to celebrate!
Mimi: (leans forward to kiss Gir, but when she reaches him, a clanking sound occurs)
Mimi: What? What happened?
Gir: I dunnoooo.
Mimi: (attempts again and same thing happens)
Mimi: Ugh! Its your lips! They're all metal! WE'RE OVER!
Gir: But... what about them taquitos?
Mimi: (takes Taquitos and makes a run for it.)
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DATR: Dib and Tak
(same backround as before)
Dib: Its just that, I dont really know what to do... I've never been in love before... heh heh.
Tak: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW? YOURE SUCH A DUMB HUMAN! JUST LIKE THE REST! TAK IS OUT! PEACE!
Dib: But all I said was...
Tak: SILENCE!
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ZAGR: Zim and Gaz
Gaz: (looks at the ground) I've always been so dark and angry... I guess because I've never really had someone to love...
Zim: Well, you do now...I guess
Gaz: (grabs Zim by the shirt)
Zim: (frightened)(he thinks shes going to punch him)
Gaz: (smiles and kisses Zim)
Zim: (surprised look) (pulls back) UGH! This is how you humans express love feelings? IM OUTTA HERE!
(walks out of the room leaving Gaz with once again, an angry expression on her face)
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ZATR: Zim and Tak (in disguise)
Tak: ...I think... I love you...
Zim: YOU THINK! YOU THINK? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK? ZIM DOES NOT HAVE TIME FOR THINKING! ZIM LOVES YOU DO YOU LOVE HIM BACK? SAY YES OR TASTE MY REVOLTING VENGANCE OF POWER!
Tak: Um...maybe?
(Takes wig off head and stomps on it into the ground)
(people stare)
(takes wig off floor and places it gently on head)
(mind you its still full of dirt from being stomped on)
Zim:Um... ehem...
Tak: (slowly walks away) I think we need to see other aliens...
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ZATR and ZAGR: Zim and Tak and Zim and Gaz
Zim: (cool glasses) Ladies, ladies, theres enough Zim for all of your FILTHY earth needs.
Gaz and Tak: NO THERE ISNT!
Gaz and Tak: (cat fight)
Tak: Ow! MY FAKE HAIR!
Gaz: OW! MY FAKE LEG!
(everyone stares)(fight stops for a mere second)
Gaz: ...okay... maybe I was kidding about that one...
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ZADR: Zim and Dib (my least favorite definetly)
No... just... no. It doesnt work... but, I'm sorta in a good mood, so I'll let it slide.
Dib: I like you Zim
Zim: But... we've been mortal enemies for so long... we cant just start being friends...
Dib: No. Not that like, I mean I LIKE LIKE you.
Zim: Oh... AAAAAHHHHHH! (runs away arms flailing in the wind)
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Well, I hope you liked it. If you have any other pairings, you can send them to me along with a review. If you didnt like it, PLEASE dont review. That is all. I AM ZIM!