Welcome to the randomness of GhostKing. Beware: She is high on sugar. She might kill you. Anyway, read on, Readers! AND REVIEW!

Shadow the Hedgehog stood on a small hill, overlooking a city. A random newspaper blew by and he only got a glance at the headline; something about a comet and a beer festival next week or something. He ignored it and thought to himself, Shadow the Hedgehog…why does that name haunt me? It's the only thing I can remember…

That was about when the small hill collapsed and he fell face first in the dirt.

"CUT!"

Shadow stood up and brushed dirt out of his eyes, turning towards where a very tanned teenage girl with long dark hair pulled back in a ponytail was sitting in a director's chair with a giant megaphone and a giant hat that blared DIRECTOR in case you didn't know that before. She did the 'time out' symbol with her hands and then pushed her nerdy glasses back up on her nose.

"Why did that hill collapse?" She demanded. "I thought we had stuff keeping it held up!"

"Shadow gained weight!" Sonic shouted, running by randomly.

"Ah, no matter. We just need to find another hill." The girl jumped down from the chair and grabbed her megaphone. "ALL RIGHT PEOPLE, WE'RE GONNA FIND ANOTHER HILL! MOVE OUT!"

And everyone moved out.

Everyone consisted of the director, who was Lordoftheghostking28, Shadow, Sonic, and Silver. Some people stopped to stare as the bizarre group walked by and as they occasionally stopped people to ask them if they knew where a good sized hill was. They had been hired to film all the cut scenes to the new SEGA game, in which all the graphic content didn't actually happen. (They're just actors, do not attempt this at home. No one was shot in the making of this game.)

"Um, excuse me, sir…do you know where I could find a medium sized hill, possibly with a tree nearby overlooking a city?" GhostKing asked.

"Erm…" The guy said.

"Ok, never mind."

"Wait, why do you need a hill?"

" 'Cuz we're filming the cut scenes for the new Sonic game." GhostKing said matter-of-factly.

"Oh, ok."

"I hate this job." Shadow muttered.

"Hey, be happy. You get your own game…finally." GhostKing said.

"And plus we're rich!" Sonic said, jumping in circles. "I THINK I'LL BUY A CAR!"

"Why do you need a car?" Silver asked.

"Cuz they're pretty!"

GhostKing rolled her eyes. "Ok, well…whatever. Come on. I see a hill."

So they went to the hill and set up all the recording crap again and got ready to film. The sun was sort of setting in the background, so it added to the awesomeness effect.

So the camera panned to the right where Shadow was standing. A random newspaper came and accidentally caught an updraft, sticking itself to his face.

"AAAGH! STUPID WEATHER!" Shadow shouted, taking a step while waving his arms wildly and falling off the hill with a loud thump.

"CUT!" GhostKing facepalmed.

Meanwhile Sonic was laughing so hard his face turned red and he gasped, "We should put that on America's Funniest Videos…"

"I don't think so." GhostKing growled, walking around the hill to find Shadow face-first in the dirt again. "You ok?"

"Never better," Shadow hissed.

"Then let's re-film."

SCENE 1, TAKE 3…

Once again the camera panned to the right where Shadow was standing. A random newspaper came and stuck to his leg briefly before floating away. Shadow thought to himself again, Shadow the Hedgehog. Why does that name haunt me? It's the only thing I can remember…That and that…gruesome image…

"CUT! PERFECT! EPIC WIN, WOOT!" GhostKing cheered.

"Thank you. I'm going home now." Shadow Chaos Controlled out of there, leaving the director and the other actors.

"This movie business is weird." Sonic decided.

"Yep." GhostKing said.

So they called it a day and went home.

XxXxXxXx

"So you got the first scene done?" The producer asked. His name is supershadower and he had slicked back black hair and sunglasses on along with a black suit. Overall he looked like a secret service agent.

"Yep." GhostKing handed the disk with the first scene of the game on it to him.

"Just the first scene?"

"Well, we can't exacally film multiple scenes like that in one day! And besides, the second scene takes place in space and we need to set it up." GhostKing rolled her eyes.

"Well, just work extra hard tomorrow." supershadower said.

"I will." GhostKing left and headed to her car, which was a black SUV with a red and blue intertwining stripe down the sides. She got in the car and freaked out because someone was in the backseat.

"Hi, GhostKing!" Silver said. "I locked myself out of my house and I decided you were closest so I came here and I saw your car and it was unlocked so I took a nap."

"Aren't you psychic? Can't you just unlock your house?" GhostKing sighed.

"…I never thought of that…" Silver said thoughtfully.

"Ok, well…I'm a scary driver, just warning." GhostKing put the car in reverse and nearly killed the building behind her.

Silver passed out when GhostKing went 50 in a 25 MPH zone.

XxXxXxXx

Meanwhile in a nearby dark alley, someone was sitting there, looking like a hobo. In fact, he was a hobo. Partly because if he used his power the police would find him again and partly because no one would hire him. This guy had been locked away for about a year and he was waiting for revenge. Revenge on GhostKing and her little FanFic characters. Revenge on them all. Once he was done in this dimension of FanFic-ness he would move on to the next…

XxXxXxXx

Those of you who have read The Mysteriously Mysterious Thing will sort of know who this is. I've been waiting for a time to bring this guy back and this is perfect! SO WHAT WILL HAPPEN? WILL THEY FINISH FILMING ALL THE CUTSCENES? WILL THEY ALL GET A BONUS FROM SUPERSHADOWER? WILL GHOSTKING BE A BETTER DIRECTOR AND FIND HILLS THAT DON'T COLLAPSE? WILL SILVER GET HIS OWN GAME? Probably not…

Stay tuned!

XxXxXxXx