(AN: Why does the EMOJI MOVIE of all things have a category on ? WHY?!)
Gene the smiley face was walking through all the cash-guzzling apps on the phone he was living on.
"MEH, I AM SO BORING." Gene said as he went into an app with a tunnel as the icon.
"I HAVE TO GET THROUGH THIS APP TO REACH TEXTOPILIS," Gene uttered as he stared into the app, which looked like a dark tunnel, obviously, "GOING AROUND THE APP ICONS IS WAY TOO EXCITING FOR A MEH LIKE ME."
Gene happily skipped through the darkness with a boring expression on his face. After minutes of trudging through, he noticed his surroundings becoming lighter. He could also hear sounds in the distance.
"THERE'S SOMETHING DOWN HERE IN THE TUNNEL." Gene remarked, "WHICH IS BAD CAUSE IT'S EXCITING, AND I WANT THE PLACES I WANDER TO BE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH."
Gene decided to check out the thing that was causing both the light and sound. He was a "MEH." anyway so no one would care about or pay attention to him.
After following the tunnel for a hundred yards or so Gene finally came out to a large digital valley, and that's where he found the source of the sounds; two large armies of cybernetic monsters were currently having a stand off. The leaders of both battalions, a yellow-red hedgehog and a yellow-purple fox respectively, were shouting insults at each other.
"WE ARE THE RACE OF THE DIGITAL REALM," The fox said, "YOU ARE NOT TRUE DIGIMON, DIE OR GET LOST!"
"WE DENJUU MADE OUR HOME IN THE AIRWAVES AND CELL RECEPTION FIRST!" the hedgehog said, "YOU WILL NEVER TAKE OUR HOME AWAY FROM US!"
"TAKE YOUR TELEFANG AND TUCK IT IN YOUR TUSH-HOLE!"
"I KNOW A WORD THAT DESCRIBES BOTH FEMALE DOGS AND FEMALES THAT ACT STUPID!"
Because the confrontation was getting TOO exciting, Gene decided to butt in between the beasts and give his take.
"ACTUALLY, WE EMOJIS ARE THE SUPERIOR ONES," Gene said with a dull look on his face, "WE'VE HELPED PEOPLE EXPRESS THEMSELVES FOR GENERATIONS. MEH."
The two monsters looked at each other, then looked back at Gene both angrily.
"MEH. UH OH. MEH." Gene sputtered.
Gene was sent back to Emoji Central in a condition that is too morbid to explain. He died and then later retired. No one took his place because Gene and his friends ruined all Emojis reputation. The battle between the Digimon and Denjuu ended a few weeks later (spoiler: the Denjuu won) and the Emoji Movie was cancelled for being retarded.