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The Pervy Chronicles of the Bad Touch Trio
Churros are Sexy
"Yes. Si. Si! SI OH YES SI! YES TAKE IT IN DEEPER! OH YES! YOU TAKE IT LIKE A MAN WHO IS A LITTLE BOY!"
"Dude. It's just a churro."
"Oui, You get excited from the randomest things Antonio"
The three men sat there. Saying nothing.
"But it was Lovi…" Antonio sputtered out, "And you would do the same if it were your invisible wife!"
"His name is Matthew!" Both Francis and Gilbert exclaim.
"Who were we talking about?" Antonio spaced out, "Oh! Sorry… but you would get excited from seeing Matthew doing something sexy!"
"Oui, we would, but your getting worked up over a churro." Francis says, "Perhaps if he were smothering himself and his brother with chocolate sauce while Japan was there to film it in a sexy school girl outfit that was several inches to short-…. and I JIZZED. IN. MY PANTS."
"While Mattie spanks Ki-Ki with a hockey stick while wearing a bikini?" Gilbert adds to the sick fantasy, making it awesomer from his input.
"But Kiku's technically an old man…" Antonio says
"SO ARE ALL THE NATIONS!" Gilbert yells awesomely
"Of course, Japan DID invent underage hentai sex games…" Antonio says, "That means he's as much of a pervert as us… only quiet about it"
"Oui! Now you know why I randomly try and molest him all the time~" Francis says in a rapisty tone of voice… which also happens to be his normal tone of voice.
"Dude… All of your sentences so far have started with OUI" Gilbert says
"You randomly molest people? I would have thought for sure that you would have molested us by now if that were the case" Antonio says
"I MOLEST YOU EVERY DAY! And when I can't do it directly I send Pierre!" Francis exclaims
"Dude. He's even molesting you right now." Gilbert says
"Huh? Oh. So he is." Antonio says as Francis continued to do what he does best. Cooking.
THE END!
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I don't know either.