A/N: Hello again everyone! Pretty much this entire story was written in advance. I have no idea what I was thinking while I wrote this. I am normally a sucker for angst and usually don't write anything humorous but this idea just wouldn't leave me alone. There is so much wrong with this story. I got the idea while listening to Super Psycho Love by Simon Curtis.

Warning: Rated M for a reason. - Sakura Bashing. (I personally like Sakura, but Sasuke is a crazy possessive bastard in this story and the story is in his POV.) -Possible Rape (LOL, don't you just love it when even the author doesn't know?) -Yoai. -CrazyPossesive!Sasuke.

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto it would be like this… You don't want me to own Naruto.

Prologue:

Something lately drives me crazy, has to do with how you make me.

xxx

Sasuke Uchiha would never admit it out loud but he had done quite a few bad things in his lifetime- most of these things having to do with a certain blonde-haired teenager. Naruto Uzumaki was his obsession. He wanted to drown in his cerulean eyes, play with his messy blonde hair, and run his fingers across his perfect, tanned skin. All he wanted was for Naruto to be his.

There was one little obstacle in the way of his fantasies. Naruto wasn't gay. Sasuke had noticed every single time Naruto checked out girls, he had seen the hungry look in his friend's eye. Sasuke might've been in love, but he was not stupid. The blue-eyed boy was not gay.

They had been together for the longest time. Naruto was always by his side, he was pretty much Sasuke's only friend. You could say that the raven was just socially inept, or that he was a complete asshole to everyone but Naruto.

Even though Naruto was very good looking, he never had a stable relationship. Naruto was always whining and complaining about it, wondering what he was possibly doing wrong. Sadly, the poor blonde couldn't tell that Sasuke had sabotaged every single relationship he had been in.

No one else was allowed to even lay a finger on Naruto.

Naruto being the loveable idiot he was never suspected Sasuke of anything, and Sasuke wasn't about to tell him about it either. He would keep his lips zipped forever.

Sasuke couldn't even remember how many girls he had threatened to stay away from Naruto. The latest girl to have a crush on Naruto- Hinata- had been pushed into the school's pool, fully clothed. Her school-borrowed text books also disappeared, forcing her to fork over about three hundred dollars in fees. And, the shampoo she used in gym class was magically replaced with glue.

Hinata was a nice girl, and he supposed that he should feel bad, but he honestly didn't. Because it worked. Sasuke hadn't seen the timid girl around Naruto for weeks.

Sasuke's harassment was relentless when someone was hitting on Naruto.

There was only one girl that Sasuke couldn't make go away no matter how hard he tried, Sakura Haruno. The stupid pink-haired bitch didn't go away no matter what he did. Her harassment was ten times worse than Hinata's but still, the pathetic girl stuck around- clinging unto the hope that herself and Sasuke's Naruto would get together. Even the thought of it made him want to throw up.

Obviously Sasuke didn't think it would ever happen, so when Naruto told him that he and Sakura were dating- he almost choked on the soda he was drinking.

Naruto was sitting across from him, next to Sakura. They were all having dinner at Ichiraku's diner. Naruto ordered Ramen as usual, and Sakura ordered something else that he hadn't paid attention to. The cheeky blonde was wearing an oblivious smile, unaware of the way that Sasuke felt. Sakura looked bashful about the way that Naruto said it so loudly; like she was a trophy he was showing off.

Sasuke was just about to reach over the table and strangle the bitch.

Sakura was not aware that all of her bullying was caused by Sasuke quite obviously. He left notes, telling her to stay away from Naruto and harassed her by paying other people to do things to her. Sakura had no idea that Sasuke wanted her to drop off the face of the planet.

"You're dating?" Sasuke deadpanned, his eyes looking back and forth between the two of them. With Sasuke's acting skills he could easily be a famous actor. He was always hiding his true feelings with an emotionless façade.

"Yeah, isn't it great?" Naruto grinned, looking far too happy. Sasuke resisted the urge to shout profanities.

"Hn," Sasuke muttered, as he turned to glare at the pink-haired woman that was now the bane of his existence. He was not letting this happen. There was no way that he was going to let them be happy together.

Sasuke would do anything to get her away from him; that disgusting pink-haired harpy. Her forehead was far too big, and she had the body of a small child, Sasuke didn't know what Naruto saw in her.

Then again he was gay.

"I'll be right back." Sakura said with a blush, before getting up and walking toward the bathrooms. She still seemed to be feeling awkward.

Naruto's eyes followed the stupid harpy. Sasuke could just imagine the strange little fantasies running through the virgin's head. "I'm going to go with her." Naruto said with a wink, before turning around and following after her.

If Sasuke wasn't pissed before, now he was.

This was not happening.

His brain almost shut itself down in rage.

Sasuke noticed that she left her almost full soda on the table. Nasty thoughts raced through his head. He almost laughed. No need to panic. He would just ruin this relationship like all the others. Sasuke grabbed her drink from across the table and spit in it.

Sakura Haruno was not super human. There was no way that she could take this abuse forever. He would completely break her will.

Sasuke chuckled a bit as he put her drink back in its place. Hopefully she would enjoy the soda.

Why was he even worried in the first place?

Sasuke Uchiha always got what he wanted in the end.

A/N: I am laughing as I re-read. I really made Sasuke quite a possessive jerk haven't I? This story is way too much fun to write, I feel like I am guilty of some kind of offense.

I know that it's short, but prologues are usually short. Most chapters will be about three thousand- four thousand words after this. I will post the next chapter shortly. Please review. It takes hours to write a story and about a minute to review. Thank you for reading.