Lost and Found
Yes, it is a humor story.something that I haven't done in quite some time! I, Supeingo Ruukii, after almost 2 years of solitary separation of this place known as FanFiction.Net, am finally back and ready to do nothing but rock and roll, man. ^_^ Yes, I can see from your mute expressions that you think I'm crazy. Good. You thought right. Heehee. Well, anyways, if you ever hear me say that I own Gundam Wing, please don't believe me. I'm just utterly and completely lying. I'd lie because I wish I did, but thanks to my so-called and unexistent luck, I don't. So there. *sigh* But I own my bed and my TV ^_^ so that's something to smile about, nay? Yes, all right. I'll shut up. But please enjoy it if you have a good sense of humor ^.^ v
(The famous and yet hated Relena Peacecraft is for some idiotic reason sitting inside of a dark closet, Miliardo's closet to be precise. Her attire is all in black, and her eyes are closed as she is chanting some kind of silly wish or spell.)
Relena: Oh Voo-doo forces of the underworld! Give me a power to make me stronger!
(But after such an insolent request, smoke bursted out of the kettle in front of her and she coughed madly as she tried to move the smoke away from her eyes. But nonetheless the smoke was gone mysteriously (we don't know why and we don't really care). She then had 5 ragged dolls in front of her, each one resembling one of the Gundam pilots. She greedily grabbed one of the dolls that looked like Heero and placed him on top of a crystal plate (why? Who knows? She -is- crazy...) She then brought the plate up high and she hummed.)
Relena: Oh Forces! Let this malevolent human, Heero Yuy, turn into a vicious and scary creature, a creature which people consider to be very unappealing and just plain stupid in that matter. Let all the wrath inside that murdering mind of his escape through his grasp and into the depths of a dark and evil world! MWAAAHAHAHAHAA!
(Back in Colony L2...)
(Heero was 'recharging' in the kitchen as Duo was twiddling with his chestnut braid, his face still glowing excitedly as he still repeated the same sentence as before over and over, and over and over and...you get the idea...)
Duo: I can't -wait- till we go back home!
Heero: Hmmm...*thinks* Kami please give me the pleasure of slicing his idioitic head off please.
Duo: And I'm going to show you guys around -all- of my favorite places!
Heero: Hmmm...*thinks* He better not include an ice cream parlor in that list.I'll kill him if he dares take me into one of -those- places again.
(Duo, putting on his shirt, pants, and boots, looks at a picture he and Hilde took a few years ago back in New York City.)
Duo: *thinks* Good ol' days.
(As Heero was putting on his tank top, his world literally froze, also just as Duo was about to sneeze loudly.)
Voice: Helloooo down there! The Voo-doo forces of the underworld chose you for its 1st sacrifice...so be prepared...be very prepared...
Heero: *glares* Am I suppose to be scared?
Voice: ............Well...yes! *clears throat* But anywhos...BE PREPARED!!
Heero: *crosses arms* For what...?
Voice: Well...to die, of course! MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!
Heero: .........I'm still not scared, moron.
(The voice became silent and Heero paralyzed for a few seconds. For the first time ever in his perfect-soldier life, he felt weak! And small! Ain't it funny? He looked at his hand which was anything but a hand unfortunately. His spandex snapped off and his tank top became bigger that he would ever expect it to be, and the same went to his boxers. He felt hairy and very puny, something he'd consider and nightmare. But after that, he felt onto the bed and he saw nothing but darkness.)
(His eyes flickered wondering what happened to him. But what he saw was...)
Heero: RRRREEEAAAAUUUU!
(Heero noticed that he couldn't talk...literally! He couldn't curse, yell, and worst of all, he couldn't kill! (Poor guy, huh?) But to makes things worse, Duo unfortunately noticed the poor brown-haired kitten known as Heero glaring at him. His eyes widened more than usual as he looked at 'Heero'.)
Duo: Yuy?! What happened to you, dude?!
Heero: REEOW...
Duo: Uhh.here maybe THIS might make you more vengeful...
(Duo got a hand mirror and pointed it to Heero and he couldn't believe what he saw!)
Heero: RREEEOOOOWW!!!!!
Duo: Heero...I dunno what or HOW it happened...but you're a puny little cat, man!
(Unfortunately also, Trowa stepped into the ludicrous scene currently occurring...yay...)
Trowa: *looked around* Have you seen Heero anywhere?
(Trowa then sees Duo grabbing a chocolate-haired kitten with blue eyes. Duo pointed his finger to it and looked at Trowa.)
Duo: *lipping* This is Heero...
Trowa: ...*points to 'Heero'* THAT'S.Heero?
(Duo nodded.)
(Trowa since he didn't know what was exactly going on,
Trowa: MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA*gasps for air* HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
Heero: REEEHH OOW...
Trowa: OK OK *breathing in* Let me get this straight.you are telling ME that Heero Yuy, the guy who murders people for no reason whatsoever, is THAT thing?!
(Duo nodded again.)
(Then it's the worst one of all pilots strides along...)
Quatre: Hey everybody! *looks around* Where's Heero?
(Trowa and Duo point to the kitten in Duo's hand.)
Quatre: AWWWW!!!!! WHAT A CUTIE!!!!!
Trowa, Duo and Heero: *sweatdrop*
(No, wait. THIS pilot's the worst one of all.)
Wufei: Do you weaklings like my well treated katana?
Heero: *tilts head* Reow?
Wufei: *glares* What's that weak neko doing here?!
(Just when Wufei was about to attack it, Trowa grabbed his arm.)
Trowa: That weak neko you're talking about is Heero.
(Quatre was somehow switching to his gay mode today.he was walking in a somewhat Wizard-of-Oz style, as he looked at Duo with humongo baby eyes.)
Quatre: CAN I PRETTY PLEASE HOLD THE CUTE LITTLE KITTY?
(Poor Duo.he wasn't used to this.)
Duo: .Ok.WHAT did you do with Quatre.?
Quatre: *hugs Duo* I'm right here, silly! I'm just kind of in love with the cat, that's all.
(He grabs Heero from Duo's hand and squeezes the poor bugger, almost making him beg for some oxygen to enter his now blocked lungs. )
Heero: Ack! RAREOW! Ack!
(Duo took Heero from Quatre's grasp and took him to himself.)
Duo: Quatre!!! Whatha hell, dude?!
Quatre: *lower lip trembles* I just...*sniff*...wanna hold that...that...*sniff sniff* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*breaths in* HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(He jumped into Trowa's arms and Trowa patted his back gently.)
Trowa: O...kay...? *sweatdrop and thinks* This is SO not cool...
(Neko Heero jumped on top of Wufei and scratched him in his face, leaving 3 lines in his left cheeks bleeding.)
Wufei: AHHHHHH!!!!! *grabs katana in air* YOU'RE GONNA GET IT, YOU FUCKING NEKO!!!!!
(Wufei runs around the room trying to get poor little Heero, until Wufei (after a half hour of playing Chase The Cat) finally cornered Heero in a wall.)
Wufei (grins): Well well well...Sayonara Neko!!!!
(Just when Wufei's katana was a cemi-inch in front of Heero, he froze, just like it happened last time.)
Heero(thinking): Uh oh.
(Quatre, Wufei and Trowa froze, leaving a confused Duo in place looking around.)
Voice: Hello...? Ah Damn phone! *click*
Duo: *looks around* Who's there?!
Voice: It's only me. Voice.
Duo: *nods and smiles* OOH! Nice ta meetcha, Voice!
Voice: OH yes nice to meet you to!...but anyway. Congratulations!
Duo: *beams* THANKS!!!!! *now frowns*... for what?
Voice: The Voo-doo forces of the underworld, chose you, Maxwell, to be their 2nd sacrifice!
Duo: ...
Voice: *angrily* JUST WORK WITH ME HERE OK?!?!?!
Duo: OKKK! OKKK! Whatever you say Mr. Voice guy!! *raises arms*
The voice disappears once again and Duo's body paralyzed just like Heero's. He felt the room become larger in his eyes. His arms became more hairy and his braid shrank. When the darkness became light, his head seemed to be on top of some clothes. He lifted his head up and noticed...his boxers were on his head!
Duo: REEEEEEEEEEOW!!!!!
Heero stood in 'sit' position and looked at Duo coldly.
Heero: Reow meow meow reh ow meow meow...[God I hate you Maxwell...]
Duo: *panicks* REOWWW! MEOW MEOW MEOW REEOW!! [Hey! It isn't MY fault I'm a cat!]
Heero: ò;ó !!!!
Duo: ¦{ reow reow meowwww... [all right all riiiight...]
(Then after they were trying to argue in cat style, arms grabbed them both by the stomach and made them cough up. They knew who it was, and trust me they were anything but happy...)
Quatre: AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! YOU'RE SOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!
Trowa: *looks at Wufei*
Trowa: *whispers* I didn't know Quatre was a cat lover...
Wufei: *arms crossed* Well.blame those weak Nekos!
Trowa: Oh like I could talk my way into their minds already!
(Trowa tries to imitate Duo and Heero and passes his front palm into his cheek.)
Trowa: meow meow meow meow meow...meow meow meow meow meow...meow meow meow meow MEOW MEOW meow meow...meow meow MEOW!!!
Duo and Heero: *sweatdrop*
Wufei: Do you think they'll understand what you're saying?
Trowa: Yea! I saw it in a cat food commercial!
Duo: Meow reow reow meow 'meow meow meow meow' ? [Why did Trowa say 'I want Meow Mix'?]
Heero: *shakes head looking at Duo* Meow reow meow...[Who cares...]
(Quatre squeazes Duo and Heero with more strength.)
Quatre: OOOOO!! I LOVE KITTIES!!! O^_____^O
Duo: meow oh...[uh oh...]
(Now the only ones frozen were Trowa and Quatre the Cat Choker.)
Heero: meow meow eow...[Here we go again...]
Voice: Hello peoples! Anyone miss me?!
Wufei: *scoffs*...Weak voice...
Voice: And a very handsome one too, thank you very much!
Wufei: I don't even know how you look like, kisama!
Voice: Hey! That's offense # 112.34c! Cursing in an unknown language to a voice from the Voo-doo forces of the Underworld! That is -it-, baldy! You're gonna be sacrifice #3!!!
Heero: *to Duo* Meow meow-meow meow meow-meow...[at least he congratulated you...]
Duo: Reow-meow...[I know...]
(Wufei was paralyzed and lifted into the air shrinking into this hairy, tiny, black haired and black eyed...)
Quatre: NEKO!!!
Wufei: HEEH OWW!!!!! [MAX WELL!!!!!]
(Quatre's eyes glowed bigger that ever and grabbed Wufei, squeezing him along with Duo and Heero.)
Quatre: AWWWWW NEKO TIMES 3!! YAAAAY! ^-^
Trowa: *looks at the three cats* This is bogus, man. *prays* oh God please let me die.
(Thanks to the three cats' prayers, Quatre froze. They -finally- get to breathe but there's a downside.)
Voice: Hee-llo, Mr. Barton!!
Trowa: *sweatdrop* *looks around* Hi... ?
Voice: GUESS WHAT??!!
Trowa: Wh-
Voice: You're sacrifice #4!!!
Trowa: ...and...
Voice: 'And'? 'AND'?! What do you -mean- 'and'?! That means you get the same wonderful fate as your friends!
Trowa: Um.yay.? *raises an eyebrow*
Voice: *sigh* Man, you suck.!
(And you know what happens...)
Trowa: ...Meow?
Duo: *runs to Trowa* MEOOOOW!! [HIIIIII!!]
Trowa: Meow...[Hi...]
Wufei: *scratches Trowa's face* MEOW-MEOW-MEOW!!!! [INJUSTICE!!!!]
Trowa: *thinks* What have I done to deserve such an unfortunate life.? Lord what did I -do-?!
(But to everyone's surprise, Quatre's girly side was coming to open, something Howard told them to beware long ago...)
Quatre: *squeals* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: *sweatdrop*
Voice: HEY MY RICHY BITCH!!!!
Quatre: HIIIII!!!!
Voice: *sweatdrop* uhh....are you okay?
Quatre: haHA! Oh yeah, dude! Don't worry about me! *jumps around in circles imitating a kangaroo* Laaa-dee daaa dee-daaa! ORANGES ARE THE BOMB! *snorts*
Voice: Ok...you're the snortiest sacrifice I've ever talked to....but oh well!!!!
(And process repeats yet again.-_- *sigh*)
Quatre: ^_____^ Meow meow! [Sweetness!]
Duo: *to Trowa* Meow-meow meoooowww...[man this is gonna be a loooong day...]
Trowa: meow meow meow meow meow...meow meow meow meow meow...meow meow meow meow MEOW MEOW meow meow...meow meow MEOW!! [I want Meow Mix...I want Meow Mix..I want I want I want Meow Mix...Meow Mix NOW!!!]
Quatre: *purrs while licking his arm happily*
Wufei: *looks around* Meow meow meow meow? [Where's my katana?]
Heero: -_- ZzZzZzZ...*thinks* Life sucks. Life sucks. Life sucks. Duo sucks. Quatre sucks. Wufei sucks. Trowa sucks. Relena sucks. Hell, even -I- suck!
Duo: *looking at the TV* *thinks* All right! The Man Show! Finally something good is finally happening today!
Quatre: *hic* *throws up a furball*
Trowa: : meow meow meow meow meow...meow meow meow meow meow...meow meow meow meow MEOW MEOW meow meow...meow meow MEOW!! [I want Meow Mix...I want Meow Mix..I want I want I want Meow Mix...Meow Mix NOW!!!]
Wufei: WAAA! MEOW MEOW MEOOOOOW!!! [WAAA! I WANT MY KATANA!!!!]
8 ~ 8 ~ 8 ~ 8 ~ 8 ~ 8
The chapter is finally finished! Yay! Chapter 2 is already finished, but I will -not-, I repeat, WILL NOT, post it until I get a minimum of 10 reviews.is that perhaps too much to ask, people? Please make my time of eating Cheez-its and drinking Gatorade worth it! ^_^ Well, gotta go! Ja ne!
Yes, it is a humor story.something that I haven't done in quite some time! I, Supeingo Ruukii, after almost 2 years of solitary separation of this place known as FanFiction.Net, am finally back and ready to do nothing but rock and roll, man. ^_^ Yes, I can see from your mute expressions that you think I'm crazy. Good. You thought right. Heehee. Well, anyways, if you ever hear me say that I own Gundam Wing, please don't believe me. I'm just utterly and completely lying. I'd lie because I wish I did, but thanks to my so-called and unexistent luck, I don't. So there. *sigh* But I own my bed and my TV ^_^ so that's something to smile about, nay? Yes, all right. I'll shut up. But please enjoy it if you have a good sense of humor ^.^ v
(The famous and yet hated Relena Peacecraft is for some idiotic reason sitting inside of a dark closet, Miliardo's closet to be precise. Her attire is all in black, and her eyes are closed as she is chanting some kind of silly wish or spell.)
Relena: Oh Voo-doo forces of the underworld! Give me a power to make me stronger!
(But after such an insolent request, smoke bursted out of the kettle in front of her and she coughed madly as she tried to move the smoke away from her eyes. But nonetheless the smoke was gone mysteriously (we don't know why and we don't really care). She then had 5 ragged dolls in front of her, each one resembling one of the Gundam pilots. She greedily grabbed one of the dolls that looked like Heero and placed him on top of a crystal plate (why? Who knows? She -is- crazy...) She then brought the plate up high and she hummed.)
Relena: Oh Forces! Let this malevolent human, Heero Yuy, turn into a vicious and scary creature, a creature which people consider to be very unappealing and just plain stupid in that matter. Let all the wrath inside that murdering mind of his escape through his grasp and into the depths of a dark and evil world! MWAAAHAHAHAHAA!
(Back in Colony L2...)
(Heero was 'recharging' in the kitchen as Duo was twiddling with his chestnut braid, his face still glowing excitedly as he still repeated the same sentence as before over and over, and over and over and...you get the idea...)
Duo: I can't -wait- till we go back home!
Heero: Hmmm...*thinks* Kami please give me the pleasure of slicing his idioitic head off please.
Duo: And I'm going to show you guys around -all- of my favorite places!
Heero: Hmmm...*thinks* He better not include an ice cream parlor in that list.I'll kill him if he dares take me into one of -those- places again.
(Duo, putting on his shirt, pants, and boots, looks at a picture he and Hilde took a few years ago back in New York City.)
Duo: *thinks* Good ol' days.
(As Heero was putting on his tank top, his world literally froze, also just as Duo was about to sneeze loudly.)
Voice: Helloooo down there! The Voo-doo forces of the underworld chose you for its 1st sacrifice...so be prepared...be very prepared...
Heero: *glares* Am I suppose to be scared?
Voice: ............Well...yes! *clears throat* But anywhos...BE PREPARED!!
Heero: *crosses arms* For what...?
Voice: Well...to die, of course! MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!
Heero: .........I'm still not scared, moron.
(The voice became silent and Heero paralyzed for a few seconds. For the first time ever in his perfect-soldier life, he felt weak! And small! Ain't it funny? He looked at his hand which was anything but a hand unfortunately. His spandex snapped off and his tank top became bigger that he would ever expect it to be, and the same went to his boxers. He felt hairy and very puny, something he'd consider and nightmare. But after that, he felt onto the bed and he saw nothing but darkness.)
(His eyes flickered wondering what happened to him. But what he saw was...)
Heero: RRRREEEAAAAUUUU!
(Heero noticed that he couldn't talk...literally! He couldn't curse, yell, and worst of all, he couldn't kill! (Poor guy, huh?) But to makes things worse, Duo unfortunately noticed the poor brown-haired kitten known as Heero glaring at him. His eyes widened more than usual as he looked at 'Heero'.)
Duo: Yuy?! What happened to you, dude?!
Heero: REEOW...
Duo: Uhh.here maybe THIS might make you more vengeful...
(Duo got a hand mirror and pointed it to Heero and he couldn't believe what he saw!)
Heero: RREEEOOOOWW!!!!!
Duo: Heero...I dunno what or HOW it happened...but you're a puny little cat, man!
(Unfortunately also, Trowa stepped into the ludicrous scene currently occurring...yay...)
Trowa: *looked around* Have you seen Heero anywhere?
(Trowa then sees Duo grabbing a chocolate-haired kitten with blue eyes. Duo pointed his finger to it and looked at Trowa.)
Duo: *lipping* This is Heero...
Trowa: ...*points to 'Heero'* THAT'S.Heero?
(Duo nodded.)
(Trowa since he didn't know what was exactly going on,
Trowa: MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA*gasps for air* HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
Heero: REEEHH OOW...
Trowa: OK OK *breathing in* Let me get this straight.you are telling ME that Heero Yuy, the guy who murders people for no reason whatsoever, is THAT thing?!
(Duo nodded again.)
(Then it's the worst one of all pilots strides along...)
Quatre: Hey everybody! *looks around* Where's Heero?
(Trowa and Duo point to the kitten in Duo's hand.)
Quatre: AWWWW!!!!! WHAT A CUTIE!!!!!
Trowa, Duo and Heero: *sweatdrop*
(No, wait. THIS pilot's the worst one of all.)
Wufei: Do you weaklings like my well treated katana?
Heero: *tilts head* Reow?
Wufei: *glares* What's that weak neko doing here?!
(Just when Wufei was about to attack it, Trowa grabbed his arm.)
Trowa: That weak neko you're talking about is Heero.
(Quatre was somehow switching to his gay mode today.he was walking in a somewhat Wizard-of-Oz style, as he looked at Duo with humongo baby eyes.)
Quatre: CAN I PRETTY PLEASE HOLD THE CUTE LITTLE KITTY?
(Poor Duo.he wasn't used to this.)
Duo: .Ok.WHAT did you do with Quatre.?
Quatre: *hugs Duo* I'm right here, silly! I'm just kind of in love with the cat, that's all.
(He grabs Heero from Duo's hand and squeezes the poor bugger, almost making him beg for some oxygen to enter his now blocked lungs. )
Heero: Ack! RAREOW! Ack!
(Duo took Heero from Quatre's grasp and took him to himself.)
Duo: Quatre!!! Whatha hell, dude?!
Quatre: *lower lip trembles* I just...*sniff*...wanna hold that...that...*sniff sniff* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*breaths in* HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(He jumped into Trowa's arms and Trowa patted his back gently.)
Trowa: O...kay...? *sweatdrop and thinks* This is SO not cool...
(Neko Heero jumped on top of Wufei and scratched him in his face, leaving 3 lines in his left cheeks bleeding.)
Wufei: AHHHHHH!!!!! *grabs katana in air* YOU'RE GONNA GET IT, YOU FUCKING NEKO!!!!!
(Wufei runs around the room trying to get poor little Heero, until Wufei (after a half hour of playing Chase The Cat) finally cornered Heero in a wall.)
Wufei (grins): Well well well...Sayonara Neko!!!!
(Just when Wufei's katana was a cemi-inch in front of Heero, he froze, just like it happened last time.)
Heero(thinking): Uh oh.
(Quatre, Wufei and Trowa froze, leaving a confused Duo in place looking around.)
Voice: Hello...? Ah Damn phone! *click*
Duo: *looks around* Who's there?!
Voice: It's only me. Voice.
Duo: *nods and smiles* OOH! Nice ta meetcha, Voice!
Voice: OH yes nice to meet you to!...but anyway. Congratulations!
Duo: *beams* THANKS!!!!! *now frowns*... for what?
Voice: The Voo-doo forces of the underworld, chose you, Maxwell, to be their 2nd sacrifice!
Duo: ...
Voice: *angrily* JUST WORK WITH ME HERE OK?!?!?!
Duo: OKKK! OKKK! Whatever you say Mr. Voice guy!! *raises arms*
The voice disappears once again and Duo's body paralyzed just like Heero's. He felt the room become larger in his eyes. His arms became more hairy and his braid shrank. When the darkness became light, his head seemed to be on top of some clothes. He lifted his head up and noticed...his boxers were on his head!
Duo: REEEEEEEEEEOW!!!!!
Heero stood in 'sit' position and looked at Duo coldly.
Heero: Reow meow meow reh ow meow meow...[God I hate you Maxwell...]
Duo: *panicks* REOWWW! MEOW MEOW MEOW REEOW!! [Hey! It isn't MY fault I'm a cat!]
Heero: ò;ó !!!!
Duo: ¦{ reow reow meowwww... [all right all riiiight...]
(Then after they were trying to argue in cat style, arms grabbed them both by the stomach and made them cough up. They knew who it was, and trust me they were anything but happy...)
Quatre: AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! YOU'RE SOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!
Trowa: *looks at Wufei*
Trowa: *whispers* I didn't know Quatre was a cat lover...
Wufei: *arms crossed* Well.blame those weak Nekos!
Trowa: Oh like I could talk my way into their minds already!
(Trowa tries to imitate Duo and Heero and passes his front palm into his cheek.)
Trowa: meow meow meow meow meow...meow meow meow meow meow...meow meow meow meow MEOW MEOW meow meow...meow meow MEOW!!!
Duo and Heero: *sweatdrop*
Wufei: Do you think they'll understand what you're saying?
Trowa: Yea! I saw it in a cat food commercial!
Duo: Meow reow reow meow 'meow meow meow meow' ? [Why did Trowa say 'I want Meow Mix'?]
Heero: *shakes head looking at Duo* Meow reow meow...[Who cares...]
(Quatre squeazes Duo and Heero with more strength.)
Quatre: OOOOO!! I LOVE KITTIES!!! O^_____^O
Duo: meow oh...[uh oh...]
(Now the only ones frozen were Trowa and Quatre the Cat Choker.)
Heero: meow meow eow...[Here we go again...]
Voice: Hello peoples! Anyone miss me?!
Wufei: *scoffs*...Weak voice...
Voice: And a very handsome one too, thank you very much!
Wufei: I don't even know how you look like, kisama!
Voice: Hey! That's offense # 112.34c! Cursing in an unknown language to a voice from the Voo-doo forces of the Underworld! That is -it-, baldy! You're gonna be sacrifice #3!!!
Heero: *to Duo* Meow meow-meow meow meow-meow...[at least he congratulated you...]
Duo: Reow-meow...[I know...]
(Wufei was paralyzed and lifted into the air shrinking into this hairy, tiny, black haired and black eyed...)
Quatre: NEKO!!!
Wufei: HEEH OWW!!!!! [MAX WELL!!!!!]
(Quatre's eyes glowed bigger that ever and grabbed Wufei, squeezing him along with Duo and Heero.)
Quatre: AWWWWW NEKO TIMES 3!! YAAAAY! ^-^
Trowa: *looks at the three cats* This is bogus, man. *prays* oh God please let me die.
(Thanks to the three cats' prayers, Quatre froze. They -finally- get to breathe but there's a downside.)
Voice: Hee-llo, Mr. Barton!!
Trowa: *sweatdrop* *looks around* Hi... ?
Voice: GUESS WHAT??!!
Trowa: Wh-
Voice: You're sacrifice #4!!!
Trowa: ...and...
Voice: 'And'? 'AND'?! What do you -mean- 'and'?! That means you get the same wonderful fate as your friends!
Trowa: Um.yay.? *raises an eyebrow*
Voice: *sigh* Man, you suck.!
(And you know what happens...)
Trowa: ...Meow?
Duo: *runs to Trowa* MEOOOOW!! [HIIIIII!!]
Trowa: Meow...[Hi...]
Wufei: *scratches Trowa's face* MEOW-MEOW-MEOW!!!! [INJUSTICE!!!!]
Trowa: *thinks* What have I done to deserve such an unfortunate life.? Lord what did I -do-?!
(But to everyone's surprise, Quatre's girly side was coming to open, something Howard told them to beware long ago...)
Quatre: *squeals* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: *sweatdrop*
Voice: HEY MY RICHY BITCH!!!!
Quatre: HIIIII!!!!
Voice: *sweatdrop* uhh....are you okay?
Quatre: haHA! Oh yeah, dude! Don't worry about me! *jumps around in circles imitating a kangaroo* Laaa-dee daaa dee-daaa! ORANGES ARE THE BOMB! *snorts*
Voice: Ok...you're the snortiest sacrifice I've ever talked to....but oh well!!!!
(And process repeats yet again.-_- *sigh*)
Quatre: ^_____^ Meow meow! [Sweetness!]
Duo: *to Trowa* Meow-meow meoooowww...[man this is gonna be a loooong day...]
Trowa: meow meow meow meow meow...meow meow meow meow meow...meow meow meow meow MEOW MEOW meow meow...meow meow MEOW!! [I want Meow Mix...I want Meow Mix..I want I want I want Meow Mix...Meow Mix NOW!!!]
Quatre: *purrs while licking his arm happily*
Wufei: *looks around* Meow meow meow meow? [Where's my katana?]
Heero: -_- ZzZzZzZ...*thinks* Life sucks. Life sucks. Life sucks. Duo sucks. Quatre sucks. Wufei sucks. Trowa sucks. Relena sucks. Hell, even -I- suck!
Duo: *looking at the TV* *thinks* All right! The Man Show! Finally something good is finally happening today!
Quatre: *hic* *throws up a furball*
Trowa: : meow meow meow meow meow...meow meow meow meow meow...meow meow meow meow MEOW MEOW meow meow...meow meow MEOW!! [I want Meow Mix...I want Meow Mix..I want I want I want Meow Mix...Meow Mix NOW!!!]
Wufei: WAAA! MEOW MEOW MEOOOOOW!!! [WAAA! I WANT MY KATANA!!!!]
8 ~ 8 ~ 8 ~ 8 ~ 8 ~ 8
The chapter is finally finished! Yay! Chapter 2 is already finished, but I will -not-, I repeat, WILL NOT, post it until I get a minimum of 10 reviews.is that perhaps too much to ask, people? Please make my time of eating Cheez-its and drinking Gatorade worth it! ^_^ Well, gotta go! Ja ne!