Author's note: I just hope this turns out really good. It seemed like a good idea in my head, but I can never seem to write it down properly. And I don't remember the movie very well, 'cause I wasn't watching most of it.

No, I don't own Bleach, which is a good thing, because I can't draw.

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Grimmjow and Ulquiorra,

I've been hearing stories of you two fighting all the time, of who is stronger. So, included with this letter is a small list for both of you to accomplish together. Whoever is still sane after finishing will be considered stronger. Good luck to you both.

Aizen

That was what the letter had said. Both espada stared at the letter that Szayelapporro had rudely interrupted their fight to give them.

"What kinda crap is this?!?!" Grimmjow yelled. He turned on Szayelapporro. "You made this up, didn't you?"

"Of course not," he replied back. But to bad I didn't… he thought.

"What's the first task?" Ulquiorra asked calmly.

"How can you be so friggin' calm?!?!?!" Grimmjow yelled at him.

"How can you not be? We simply finish these tasks as quickly as possible to prove my superiority."

"YOU?!?! YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA WIN?!?! YOU FRICKIN' LITTLE-"

"HEY!" Szayelapporro interrupted…again. "You can fight again afterwards, okay? I think you should go with Ulquiorra's idea-"

"Why are you even here?" Ulquiorra asked.

"… I'm bored. Now, what's the first thing you have to do?"

Grimmjow looked at the paper "Uh… first thing is to 'watch a scary movie. Whoever isn't cringing in fear afterwards wins.'"

"ALRIGHT! PARTY!!" Nnoitra yelled coming into the room. Following him was Starrk, Lilynette and Harribel.

Ulquiorra and Grimmjow looked surprised. Szayelaporro looked like he was waiting for that. Ulquiorra asked "Were you four out there the whole time?"

"There is absolutely nothing to do in Las Noches," Starrk replied. "We needed something to do."

"Fine," Grimmjow scowled. "But no taking any of our sides. Now, Ulquiorra and I are gonna go get a scary movie from the real world. You five go get everything set up."

They all left to go where they were told to.

In Starrk's room

"Wait," Nnoitra said. "How come you get a T.V.?"

"'Cause the lazy bum never uses it, and doesn't run Aileen's cable bills!" Lilynette retorted.

At that exact point (how convenient!) Grimmjow and Ulquiorra came through the Garganta. Nnoitra went up to them.

"What movie didja get?" He asked.

"The Ring," Ulquiorra replied. "Grimmjow thought it sounded less scary than the other movies."

"I SO DID NOT!!!!!!!!!" He screamed at him. "I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT-"

"Hey!" Harribel yelled. "Just put in the stupid DVD already."

"Fine," he grumbled. He put it in. After a thousand previews, the main DVD menu came up. Lilynette pressed play. For the first minute or so, nothing happened.

"Psh," Nnoitra said. "This is bull. Nothings happened at all!"

"Patience," Ulquiorra said. "Something is bound to- why did the T.V. in their room go fuzzy?"

Everyone's attention went back to the movie.

"It's okay now," Szayelapporro said. "She unplug- ITS STILL FUZZY!!!!!"

Everyone went pale. (except Ulquiorra, 'cause if he went anymore pale, he'd turn invisible.)

"THE FRIDGE DOOR! WHY IS IT- AH!!!!" Lilynette screamed.

Nobody moved.

"Don't go in there," Grimmjow said quietly. "Don't go in the room-"

"SHUT UP!!!!" everyone yelled. The girl in the movie went into the room and-

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" everyone screamed, except Nnoitra, who had his head under a pillow.

About 2 hours later.

THE END came up on the scream, and this was how everyone was:

Nnoitra had his head under a pillow on the opposite side of the room. Lilynette was covering her ears and had her face in Starrk's chest. Starrk was staring at the screen, so still if he fell over you'd be surprised he didn't break to pieces. Ulquiorra and Grimmjow were hugging each other so hard they could have morphed into one person. Szayelapporro was cowering behind Starrk. Harribel was staring into the bottom of the popcorn bowl, disappointed.

"H…how are y-y-you, Ulqui-quiorra?" Grimmjow asked?

Ulquiorra swallowed. "F…fine." He said with a hoarse whisper.

Nnoitra was shaking. Lilynette was shaking. Starrk was immobile. Szayelapporro was grabbing onto Starrk's shoulder's, barely looking over them. Harribel looked up from the bowl and saw everyone's expression. "Oh, come on," she said. "It wasn't THAT bad."

The T.V. screen went fuzzy.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

everyone screamed. Then Aizen came on the screen.

"WHAT THE HELL AIZEN!!!!!!!!!" Grimmjow yelled.

"I see you accomplished your first task."

Ulquiorra twitched.

"Congratulations," Aizen continued. "I'm glad you're all fi- Is that Nnoitra under there?"

Everyone turned around. Nnoitra poked his head out from under the pillow.

"Hi."

Everyone turned back.

"So, now, the winner for this round, judging from their expressions-"

Grimmjow and Ulquiorra both looked equally terrified.

"-That Nnoitra is the loser."

Everyone become confused.

"But Aizen-sama," Ulquiorra said. "Isn't this a test between Grimmjow and myself?"

"Well, yes, it was," Aizen started. "But since they got involved, I decided everyone should be part of it. Therefore, Nnoitra loses."

"Okay…" Szayelapporro said. "I can go with that. But whose the winner?"

"I thought it would be more fun to have just a loser. And you have to do what I say. Or you all die."

Everyone went even more pale. (except of course Ulquiorra, because you know why.)

"Whoever has the least losses wins. Kapeesh?" Aizen asked.

"Kapeesh," everyone agreed.

"Good. Now I expect you to all be ready for lunch very soon. Goodbye!"

And with that, Aizen left the screen, and the television was shut off.

"That was a waste of a morning," Harribel muttered before leaving.

Nnoitra ran out of the room screaming for Tesla.

Szayelapporro left the room, his eye twitching, murmuring something ladders.

Lilynette looked up at Starrk. "St…Starrk? Are you alright?" she asked.

He didn't move.

"L…Let's go," said Grimmjow, still yet to let go of Ulquiorra.

"Agr-r-r-read." Ulquiorra said, still having to do the same. They both exited the room, leaving Lilynette trying to make Starrk move.

Outside, in the hallway, Grimmjow and Ulquiorra finally detached each other from the other.

"I don't know about these other test," Ulquiorra stated.

"I dunno," Grimmjow said, half-heartedly. "I mean, look at the second task. How bad can this be? I mean, wouldn't our kind be the one haunting the haunted house?"

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That's right! Cliffhanger! What's going to happen in the Haunted House? Who knows! I don't even know! Actually, in my mind it's kinda predictable, but too bad. Please rate! You don't have to. It's just if you don't, I'll send Szayelapporro on you. And he wants to experiment.

NO NO just kidding! Or am I?

Yes I am!