The
Gundam Wing Cast goes to High School
By:
Erin Peach
*Disclaimer* I don't own Gundam Wing,
but I sure wish I owned Duo!
Authors note: I don't know
if anyone has came up with this idea, and I just thought of it, so please don't
think that I copied you, I haven't read any fan fic that has this idea in it,
so yeah….
This fic takes place in high
school, specifically the "Peacecraft High School" You see, the Peacecraft blood
line founded it way, way back, nobody knows exactly when, but it was a long
time ago…
So now, without further ado,
I present to you:
The Gundam Wing Cast Goes To High School:
(Notice: I said the
title twice! *cheesy grin* wow!!)
The day starts off when the Gundam boys are getting their
class schedules….
Duo: So, who do you have for
your first period teacher guys?
Quatre: Well, I have Mrs.
Honey for violin.
Duo: I got Mr. Wolfwood for,
well, wood shop.
Author: Duo, for your information that's: I have Mr.
Wolfwood, not I got Mr. Wolfwood.
Duo: *mutters* who cares
your not my English teacher.
Author: Duo, FYI, I can fail
you if you want, talk back to me again and I'll have to use my author god-like
powers and torture you.
Duo: Yes miss author Erin,
it will never happen again.
*Everyone looks around in
confusion to see whom Duo was talking to*
Pause for a few seconds….
*All together* Man
that author chick is weird…
Author: Yes I know, now
Trowa, please tell us who you got for band
Trowa: If you must know, I
have Miss. Peach for Band.
Wufei: I can't believe this!
I got Home EC! INJUSTICE!
Author: Mmmm, I wonder how
that happened…heh,heh, heh…
Wufei: Why you stupid onna!
Author: All right, that's
it, I'm tired of you punk-ass sexist attitude, so you better shape up young man,
or else I'm going to take your Gundam away, you got that?
Wufei: Awww, fine….
Heero stood silent, looking
at his class schedule in disbelief
Duo: Heero?
Duo tried once more…
Duo: uh, Heero, what's the
matter?
Quatre: Surly it can't be
bad.
Heero held out his class
schedule without saying a word
Duo grabbed Heero's piece of
paper and scanned it quickly, suddenly he started to crack up.
Quatre: What's so funny?
Duo gave the paper to Quatre
Quatre read it aloud: first
period: Drama Club?!
*Everyone starts snickering,
and their snickering turn's in to laughter, and pretty soon, they are laughing
to point of peeing their pants*
Author: Ohhh, wouldn't that
be great if I made them actually pee their pants?
*Quickly, everyone shuts up
in order to stay dry*
Then Relena spots Heero and
rushes toward him, knocking down three other people, but she didn't notice them
and Pounces on Heero like a wolf on fresh meat.
*Relena holds out her class schedule
for all to see*
Relena: So Heero, notice
anything about your class schedule and mine?
*Heero's face suddenly
turned pale, a shade of pale that no one thought to exist, until now*
Trowa: *says softly* they're
the same…
Heero: B-but h-how can this
happen, wha- ohhh nooo…
Relena: Isn't it great? My
daddy got it arranged, you know, the drama club puts' on Romeo and Juliet every
year, and My daddy is going to get the teacher to pick us for the lead parts!
Heero: *Passes out*
Author: DANCE MY LITTLE
PUPPETS DANCE!!! *Evil laughter is
heard*
Wufei: God, our author is
really starting to freak me out…
Author: Am I Wufei?
Wufei: Hell yes!
Author: Then prepare to meet
you worst nightmare!
Then the author, using her
god-like powers, turns Wufei into a female.
Wufei: Oh shi-
Author:
You all saw that coming didn't ya?
PS:
I am not writing anymore, I'm really, really sorry but if you want me to write
more, e-mail me, and I'll see what I can do….
^_^
Thanks for reading!
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