Inevitable
Summary: It was bound to happen. And three times the kids means three times the awkwardness. SLASH!! S/J, YY/Y, B/R, H/A, Triplets-fic, LEMONS!
Disclaimer: I own the runts, otherwise… no
Warnings: THERE IS SOME PRETTY HEAVY SHIT IN HERE!! It's really an M-rated story, but since this darn site won't allow me to post it with an M-rating (is it the same for everyone, or am I just special?) I'm hoping a serious warning will be enough! If you don't like lemons, then I highly recommend that you leave. If you, on the other hand, enjoy hot mansex (or at least an attempt at hot mansex), please do continue! XD
Oh, and if you're for some reason bothered by the thought of Seto and Jou having three kids, then this is not a fic for you.
Note: Okay, this trilogy was originally just a way for me to practice writing lemons without blushing (since I am incapable of writing mindless sex, there's actually a plot in here), but now that I read it through, I realized it's not so bad, and decided to post it. I think you'll be able to figure out which subject this story revolves around, and if you don't, you soon will.
Okay, enough babbling. Just enjoy!
Part one: Kiichi
"The kids are asleep," Jou said as he stepped into the living-room where his husband was sitting on the couch, reading the newspaper.
"That's good," Seto answered absentmindedly, turning the page. "Then we might finally get some peace and quiet around here. I thought they were bad as four-year-olds. I obviously never realized that six-year-olds can be far more dangerous, what with them riding bikes now and all that."
"Hm," Jou said and sat down on the other end of the couch from Seto, for once the quieter of the two. "It's nice to have some alone-time for once."
"Indeed."
Silence settled over the pair for a while. Seto kept reading his paper casually, but Jou seemed almost restless. He shifted in his seat a few times, raked a hand through his hair and unbuttoned to top button on his white shirt. With his eyes fixed on Seto, he leaned back in his seat, and put one of his sock-clad feet on the couch, letting the other rest on the floor still. The end result was a pretty seductive spread eagle-pose, which Seto completely missed.
Jou shifted a little more and gave a few sighs which practically screamed 'notice me!' but the other man remained unmoving, eyes flickering over the words on the paper without noticing the invitation sprawled out beside him.
The silence ticked on, and when Jou realized the man wasn't going to notice him, he decided to try another strategy.
"Anything interesting in there?"
"Not really. I'm reading the business-section, and it's just amusing to see how completely off track these so called 'experts' are."
If it's not interesting, then fricking look at me instead! Jou thought and frowned in irritation.
He raked a hand through his hair once more and unbuttoned another button, but still nothing happened. Growing really irritated now, Jou slid in closer to his lover and put his cheek on his shoulder, nuzzling the side of his throat softly.
"Feeling cuddly tonight, Jou?" Seto asked, and when the blond looked up at him, his eyes met smirking sapphires. In a flash, Jou realized he'd been played: Seto had noticed him!
"Asshole," he muttered and sat up straighter. He determinedly plucked the newspaper from the brunette's fingers and placed himself firmly in his lap with both knees on either side of Seto's body. "I'll have you know I feel more than cuddly, thank you very much."
"You are such a hornball," Seto sighed and rolled his eyes. "But I guess I'll have to humour you, if I want to get any sleep tonight, right?"
His patronizing tone made Jou's irritation grow another notch, and he growled and leaned in to kiss Seto hungrily. The bastard could deny it all he wanted and play his stupid games, but Jou was gonna get laid tonight!
The CEO closed his eyes and opened his mouth to meet Jou's tongue in a different kind of duel; satisfied with himself. He loved to get Jou riled up and angry; just like when they were teenagers, he became so determined to 'beat' Seto. And it was all the more exciting to seduce the blond into submission when he was fighting back for all he was worth.
Now, for instance. Jou was so occupied with their tongue-war; he probably didn't even realize he was sliding back and forth in Seto's lap, humping him, and making small, delicious sounds at the same time. It was a major turn on for Seto to know that he could reduce Jou to this, even when the blond was trying to be mad at him.
Slowly, Jou pulled back from the kiss and met his gaze with wide, smouldering eyes, swollen lips and flushed cheeks. Oh, Seto liked that look. As a matter of fact, it made his cock twitch in interest inside his pants. Wanting to see what other looks his lover could display, he leaned forward and pressed a kiss to the centre of Jou's collarbone, and unbuttoned the rest of the buttons. He had wanted to do that since he had noticed Jou fiddling with his shirt earlier.
That small kiss was followed by another, then he stuck his tongue out and licked a small trail up Jou's throat, over his chin and plunged into his mouth again, displaying the dominance he was so known for. All Jou could do was whimper in response.
The shirt-buttons were finished in no time at all, and Seto slowly slid the clothing off of his lover's shoulders, displaying his perfect torso, with slender muscles and pink nipple which were begging to be touched. And Seto, feeling merciful, heard them beg and decided to listen.
Jou couldn't help but tilt his head back and gasp as Seto's hot mouth closed around his nipple. His hands slid up the brunette's arms, over his shoulders and neck to bury themselves in his hair. He closed his eyes to make the impression of Seto's touch even stronger.
"Tell me how you want to do this," Seto murmured as he kissed his way over to the other nipple, at the same time as his hands got busy on the zipper of Jou's pants.
"W-want you," Jou stammered, and then gasped again as his zipper was lowered and his erection freed. "Want you so bad… you're amazing… Seto…"
Well, Seto couldn't let such praise go to waste. He pulled Jou's underwear aside and palmed the blonde's cock, starting to stroke it slowly, lightly. In answer, his lover moaned, shivered and thrust into his hand.
"Be more specific," he muttered as he pulled back from Jou's nipple. "I asked how you want it, not what you want. I already know that. But how do you want me to fuck you, Jou? How do you want me to take you?"
The crude words had the effect Seto had hoped for. He rarely swore, but when he did, it never failed to turn Jou on more. Now, the blond quivered and sighed softly, but he didn't reply.
"Tell me, Jou," Seto urged him, getting impatient. His own erection was growing painful. "Do you want to ride me, like this? With our clothes on and everything, only enough uncovered to make sex possible? Or would you rather have me put you down on the couch, with your legs over my shoulders as I take you hard and fast? From behind, perhaps? Bent over the back of the couch, completely at my mercy? Take your pick."
"Why do you always have to have so many stupid suggestions?" Jou muttered with a blush on his face, and Seto chuckled softly.
"It's all to please you."
"I'll have to think for a bit." Jou looked down into Seto's eyes, and once again, the brunette couldn't help but love the absolutely seductive look in his eyes. "And while I do, I wanna suck you."
Well, who was Seto Kaiba to argue with that?
Therefore, he watched hungrily as the blond slowly slid off his lap and onto his knees at Seto's feet. The CEO had had incredible wet-dreams about this in his younger years. These days he didn't have to dream.
Slowly Jou undid his pants, and Seto couldn't help but sigh softly in relief as his cock was freed at last.
"Hah," Jou breathed with his eyes completely fixed on Seto's erection, standing proud in front of him. "You're not as unfazed by all this as you'd like others to think."
Unfazed? How could Jou ever believe him to be unfazed by what they did? The blond was a magnificent example of love, passion and beauty, and he was all Seto's! How could the CEO be anything other than exhilarated every time he had this golden creature at his mercy? He may be arrogant, but he knew a gift from the gods when he saw one, and he knew to appreciate it!
A single finger slid from the base of his cock to the tip, stroking over the head gently, and Seto was pulled back from his thoughts by the shivers wracking his body.
"I love your cock," Jou murmured with heavy-lidded eyes and a lazy smile. He looked like he was in a trance. "The rest of you are gorgeous, but this is just… perfect! It always feels so good inside me, and it fits so perfectly, as if it was made for me. It's big, but not too big… and looks delicious too."
God, Jou could talk dirty! For every sentence, Seto's erection twitched in excitement, and when his lover finally leaned in and took the head in his mouth, Seto's hands automatically fisted the cushion beneath him, desperate for some kind of control in all that wet heat.
For a moment, Jou just kept the head in his mouth, letting his tongue slide over it and wipe away the pre-cum. Then, finally, he closed his eyes, shifted a little and slowly started to lower his lips over the whole shaft.
The first few times, he went slowly; only taking in a little more at a time, but after five or six bobs, Jou grew bolder, and started to pull him in deeper, relaxing and deep-throating him.
Seto dared raise a shaking hand and place in on Jou's head, stroking the golden locks gently. But all the time he had to stop himself from just grabbing that soft mane and force Jou all the way down: only his iron-control kept him in check.
Jou, on the other hand, hummed appreciatively at the warm hand stroking his head, and the vibrations made Seto moan softly as pleasure washed over him in waves. Tilting his head a little, Jou met his lover's dark eyes, and Seto realized that the beautiful brown orbs were sparkling with mischief.
His lust suddenly rose to new levels as he realized that Jou thought he was in control here. He couldn't have that: Jou had to be taught a lesson.
"You will come up here, sit in my lap, and take my hard cock up your ass slowly. Then you will ride me for the rest of the night, until we both feel like we're going to explode and come all over the couch." He said in his darkest, huskiest voice, and watched Jou's eyes take on a heavy-lidded look again.
Next thing he knew, the blonde's mouth had left him, and he had a lap full of horny, wiggling lover again. Their lips met in a wet kiss as they both struggled to get Jou's pants far enough down to make penetration possible. In the end Jou swore and stood up again, quickly sliding the irritating trousers off before diving back into Seto's lap.
Hearing his proper, controlled lover talk like that had made him come undone. Seto never, ever said that many dirty things at once. He was always very subtle, using poetic and more refined words to egg Jou on. The crudeness only made it hotter; more animalistic, and damnit, Jou didn't wanna wait anymore!
Apparently; neither did Seto, because as soon as Jou was back in his lap he grabbed Jou's hips and positioned him over his erection, then looked up at his lover to show that Jou could start pressing down anytime he wanted now.
"OH! MY! GOD!" Both of them jumped and turned around towards the screeching voice. Seto grew very pale, and Jou felt like someone had filled his insides with ice.
Kiichi, one of their three six-year-olds, was standing in the doorway with an absolutely horrified expression on his face and an empty glass in his hand. As he stared at his parents and they stared back, the glass slipped from his fingers and met its sad end at the floor, shattering into a million pieces.
Much like Kiichi's innocence.
Not even realizing he was standing in a sea of broken glass (doesn't that sound poetic) Kiichi pointed an accusing finger at the men on the couch.
"You're having SEX!" He screamed in the same way someone screams: 'You killed the pope!'.
Seto and Jou didn't say anything. What was there to say: the boy was right.
Kiichi suddenly seemed to realize what it was that he was looking at, because he slapped his hand over his eyes and turned around, moaning dramatically.
"My eyes! I'm blinded! Blinded by my own parents and their dirty habits. I'll never be able to have a normal childhood again! My life is flashing before my eyes because it's OVER! I wanna kill myself! I never wanted to see this!"
Seto and Jou exchanged a look as Kiichi continued his moaning monologue. Jou felt like sinking through the floor and never come back up. This was probably the most embarrassing thing he had ever experienced (and that involved the dog suit-incident!).
But other than that, he was a little surprised: Kiichi seemed to know exactly what they were doing, and he was only six! Jou was well aware that their kids were smart- smarter than most kids- but he had kinda hoped that they would be ignorant to the birds and the bees for a while longer... Damn Internet!
And even worse: he was a little irritated that they had been interrupted. He'd been really horny, too!
"I come down to get a glass of water, and I find this! Why, god?! What have I ever done to deserve this? I will never again be able to see the light of day! Why?! I brush my teeth, wash myself behind the ears, eat my vegetables and stay out of trouble (sometimes)! I don't deserve this!"
Sighing, Joey realized he'd better try to calm the kid down before he woke his brothers. Therefore, he reluctantly slid off Seto's lap (and the brunette was equally reluctant to let him go) slid his pants back on and walked over to his middle-son. He just hoped Kiichi would let him touch him… God, he felt so ashamed! How could he let his innocent little boy see this?! He should have known better! He shouldn't have tried to seduce Seto in the living-room! And now Kiichi had to suffer because of it! He was a terrible parent, and his sweet lovely boy would never recover because of him…
"You're old!" Kiichi wailed like a dying pig. "You're dinosaurs! DINOSAURS AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX!"
Okay, that was it! Jou was gonna strangle the little fucker!
Seto watched his husband chase his son through the door and up the stairs, both of them shrieking like banshees on crack (for completely different reasons, though), and only fell back against the couch with a tired, irritated sigh.
So yeah, I think you've all figured out what subject this little story touches. XD
This is really something which happens to all couples with kids and a healthy sex-life (having grown up in a happy family with a couple of FAR too energetic parents, I KNOW THIS!) and I figured it could become an awesome story! Besides, I get to practice my lemon writing-skills! Two birds with one stone!
So yeah, now I need constructive criticism. Lots and lots of it, as well as encouragement, since this is my first time of writing a serious lemon (or half-lemon, at least). And the best way to get that is through a review! So tell me if you liked it, or if you think I should just stop it now and never try again! Yeah…
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