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The Best Detention Ever
Harry had had another fight with Malfoy in potions and, naturally, got a detention. Lucky for him McGonagall had come to see Snape or Malfoy would have gotten off without any docked points or a detention. The two boys would be scrubbing cauldrons.
As soon as Harry went into the classroom he let out a small gasp of surprise; in the middle of the room stood Malfoy in a winter cloak in the dead of summer.(a/n: tee-hee evil smirk i'm a bad little fish-woman…don't ask…O.o)
Before Harry had a chance to ask Snape walked inside with his dramatic cloak sashay. "Work now." Snape snapped giving Malfoy a look that clearly stated his dislike of his choice of clothing.
Three hours later, Harry looks over at Malfoy to see the slytherin sweating his cute little but off. 'I did NOT call Dra- Malfoy's butt cute!'
Caught in his daze he almost missed the argument between Malfoy and Snape. "I Can't!" Malfoy whined. Then Snape hissed back "And why not!" "Because…" the rest of his sentence was whispered so that neither Harry nor Snape could hear.
"Louder, Mr. Malfoy" Snape said, sounding agitated. "My, myfriendsforcedmetowearad-ress" Malfoy said. Harry barely caught what he said at all, but when he put the words together all he could do was look at him like a fish out of water.
"Well I suppose nothing can be done about your idiot friends Mr. Malfoy. Take the cloak off anyways, no one will tell." "Right, Mr. Potter" "Yes sir, professor" Harry replied.
Under the cloak was a small black maid's dress with a red apron with matching shoes and red gloves. The dress suited Draco. "Look at how cute he is!" Harry thought, then proceeded to destroy the thought. (Or at least pretend he did just think it.)
After detention.
Draco was walking back to his common room when he heard his name being called; it was Potter. "What?" "Why does Golden Boy want to talk with me?" "Why did your friends put you in a dress?" "They thought it would be funny… and that I make a good girl" after saying this Draco began to glare at nothing in particular. "I think you make a very cute girl" Harry blurted out. (Without thinking, of course)
After a second of silence, not an awkward one though, both boys ran to their respective common rooms with the same thought, "Best detention ever!"
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In Gryffindor common room when asked how the detention went, all he said was, "I like Malfoy's friends!" then went to bed leaving a room of shocked Gryffindors behind him.