Sari's cute
Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers or the Animaniacs song "I'm cute".
Author's note: This takes place in a "Who framed Rodger Rabbit?"-style world where cartoon characters are actors in their shows/movies. I know it's kind of weird to put the Transformers characters in this kind of setting, but I wanted to do something different.
"Sari, we need to talk".
"And cut! That was a good take, all of you. We'll let you know when we're ready to start filming Season 3." The director said.
Sari smiled. It was not easy being a cartoon star, especially when you had to act a certain way on camera. In this world, Sari, the Autobots, the Decepticons, Professor Sumdac, etc, were all "living toons" rather than just drawings. It was September 2007 and season 2 of "Transformers: Animated" had just finished filming. Everyone was relieved except for Megatron, who had hated where he ended up at the end of the episode.
"Why do I have to deal with you on the ending credits shot?" Megatron asked Starscream.
"Because the writers made it that way, stupid." Sari answered. Sometimes it was fun to insult her costars that were the enemy in the context of the series. She had called Sentinel Prime "a big fat jerk" off camera and had gotten away with insulting the Decepticons, just not this time.
"Why I ought to teach you a lesson about insulting me like that." He replied, ready to smack the eight year old, who in real life, was just a normal human cartoon and not part robot.
"Hey, hey, hey. It's not our fault the writers do certain things we don't like." Bumblebee replied, ready to defend his best friend.
"All right you three that's enough." Optimus Prime replied. "Sari's supposed partially robotic origin will probably be the first thing taken care of next season."
"Of course it will." Sari replied as everyone walked into the break room to get food and energon to eat.
"You're not exactly the most popular human character." Bulkhead said. "But some people do like you."
"You really want to know why some people like me?" Sari asked.
Nobody answered.
"Well, okay, then I'll just tell you anyway." She said, and then started singing.
Sari-I'm cute, yes that's true
I really can't help it but what can I do?
Cause I'm cute, it just shows
With two anime eyes and just barely a nose
Then a bright yellow dress that's adorable yes
And when they see my best things then everyone says
Scrapper and Mixmaster-Oh shoot. Isn't she cute?
Bumblebee and Bulkhead-Cute, cute, cute yes our friend is cute, cute, cute
Sari-I'm the one they adore
I'm not like other people but who says I will be what's more
It's a chore, to be constantly cute and emotional too
With my lips sticking out in a cute little pout
It's no wonder that all of the 'bots like to shout
Optimus Prime and Ratchet-she's a beaut
Sari-Just face it, I'm cute
Prowl and Sentinel Prime-Cute, cute, cute oh isn't she cute, cute, cute
Sari-Being cute's a thing you can't hide
When you look up the word in a book there's my picture inside
I can sigh
'Cause I'm on a book cover
Ultra Magnus and Jazz-oh, don't we just love her?
Sari-I'm simply a goddess
Blackarachnia-And she's just too modest
Sari-I'm the answer to one of the questions in trivial pursuit
For who's the most cute?
Crazy Blitzwing-Cute, cute, cute that human is cute, cute, cute
Sari-I'm cute, and I'm sweet
And I'm innocent, neat and so trusting
Megatron and Lugnut-If you want our opinion her song is becoming disgusting
Sari-I'm cute
Starscream-So what?
Sari-I never am vain
Lockdown-She's just being a pain in the
Sari-But I'm also real nice
I'm a doll through and through
Blur and Omega Supreme-so big whoop-dee-do
Sari-I'm simply adoring
Autobots and Decepticons-And also real boring
And that's why we're snoring at you.
Sari practically screamed, "Why did all of you ruin this song? I don't care if everyone hates me for being some humanoid robot on our show! I still have fans who like me, right?"
"Well, yeah she does." Bumblebee said.
A blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
She's cute
Author's note: I didn't change all of the words because it just didn't seem right to do so. I know this probably sucks, but who cares?