Authors notes: I'm doing this just for fun, really I don't expect anything from anybody but it sure will help though.

General: >Humor & Romance

Rating: >R for sexual content and language. More stuff will show up l8ter.

Warning: This contains male/male action. Sorry loves but I'm a big Yaoi fan.


Chapter 1 Sexless 4 now on

Aquamarine eyes stared hungrily across a dim lit science lab, at its unsuspecting prey. A cinnamon hair colored brunet who was obliviously unaware of the prying aqua eyes that slowly undress every inch of him. Oh how those eyes desperately long to strip the brunet of his innocence's, right there on his desk, for all to watch.

Those lust filled aqua colored eyes belonged to the schools most known playboy Riku Yakima, a third year student at Kingdom hearts high. The high school was well known on the islands for their blitz ball team, it was number one in the area. Tidus the team's co-captain and Wakka the team's captain both were plotting revenge against their friend Riku, for last week's party.

Riku had doubled dared Tidus to make out with Wakka. Most of the teens that were partying stopped what they were doing to watch the amusing event. Not letting their beloved team captains live it down at school or in public.

It was on a Friday when the ear length sandy blonde, with smiling sapphire blue eyes Tidus, cornered his captain Wakka a firry redhead in the locker room after gym class. The redhead couldn't help but frown from the sudden ambush.

"What is it you want ya?" Wakka demanded while in the process of folding his arms across his chest.

"Wakka I've thought of a great plan to get Riku back for what he did to us!" The sandy blonde spat out enthusiastically.

Wakka rolled his eyes trying to keep his mind from wandering while the younger teen explained.

"Okay sees you know how Riku hates to back down from a challenge. Well how about we challenge him to go 30 days without dating plus he can't have any sex with nobody! And we make sure the whole school is in on this so they can help us out, and here comes the juicy part." Tidus paused; he looked at Wakka to make sure the redhead was making firm eye contact. The redhead started to scowl at the sandy blonde.

"Well spit it out ya," the redhead said rather coldly. The little patients he had were wearing thin.

"O-okay you know how he's been crushing on Sora for the longest, how about we ask Sora to help us out on this. See what I was thinking if Riku loses the bet he has to let us use his 'Dodge Viper GTS-R' any time we want. And if he wins which well never happen, we'll be his personal slaves for 30 days. What do you say?" Tidus asked with a little perk in his yet to mature voice.

Wakka stared at the hyper active teen before him, with disbelief painted on his usually mellow features. But the need for revenge was strong and soon took over his senses, and he slowly nodded.

"It's on ya." Wakka growled.


Saturday afternoon, the same deep aquamarine eyes reluctantly opened up to the stinging rays of the immortal sun streaming through a gap between his baby-blue window curtains. Just great, the youth thought to himself. He rubbed a creamy colored hand through his shoulder length silver locks. He sat up on his queen size mattress stretching his lean yet muscular arms up in the air, a deep yawn escaping his mouth.

"Riku sweetheart are you awake yet," called a familiar female voice from down stairs.

Riku crawled out of bed, once his pale feet touched the cold surface of the wooden floor beneath him, his knees buckled making the teen collapse on the floor with a loud 'thump'.

"What was that Riku? Don't tell me you broke another lamp!" This time the female voice sounded annoyed.

"No mom I just fell!" Riku called back while climbing to his feet.

"O-okay, son your two friends Wakka and Tidus came over they said they wanted you to meet up with them at the mall!"

Riku rolled his eyes letting out a frustrated groan. What do those assholes want now; I hope they are still not angry at me for that stupid dare. Riku was so deep in thought he didn't even notice he put his clothes on. He was wearing a black t-shirt with big white letters written across it that said 'Don't be offended if I just turn around and walk away'; he also had some baggy faded blue jeans on, and some black and gray 'DC' skater shoes on. He walked into his nice size bathroom that was connect to his bedroom, and stared at himself smugly in the mirror. Riku reached out and pale hand grabbing his toothbrush and started his normal routine of the day.

When he was finish grooming himself, the silver haired playboy dashed down the steep stairs and in to the spacious dinning room, stopped just a few feet away from the front door.

"Mom I'm leaving now do you need anything while I'm out?" Riku asked in his respectful tone, he stared at the push doors that led to the kitchen knowing his mom was in there.

"No sweetie I'm okay go have some fun." She called back.


Tidus glared at his platinum gold wrist watch impatiently waiting.

"You know Tidus when you do that you look paranoid ya." Wakka informed in his bitter-sweet tone.

"I can't help it Wakka, I know he's always late but damn not this late." Tidus whispered.

"Hey what's up guys," greeted a cheerful male's voice.

Both captains jotted their heads up. Both pairs of eyes staring nervously at the person who'd greeted them. Calm soon took over both of them.

"Hey Sora," both teens greeted back, happy it wasn't a certain somebody yet.

"What are you two discussing, because you both look nervous?" Sora asked while tilting his head to the side.

Tidus glanced over at Wakka, to see if it was the right time to tell the brunet, Wakka gave a slight nod, and the sandy blonde turned back to Sora, with a huge smile painted on his features.

"Well Sora we've been plotted revenge on somebody."

Sora ears perked at the word revenge. Tidus had his full attention now.

"Really on who," Sora whispered, while taking a quick glance around the food court, in the mall. Tidus leaned in further and Sora mimicked his actions.

"On Riku," Tidus voice went slightly bitter on the mention of Riku's name.

Sora scratched the back of his head he was slightly confused, "oh?" Sora said trying to hide his confusion.

Tidus and Wakka both rolled their eyes.

"He's the silver haired teen with the freakish looking eyes." Tidus explained, while rolling his hand to give prospect.

It took a moment but Sora finally realized who the duo was plotted their revenge for and he curiously wondered why? Before the brunette could state his thoughts, Wakka spoke.

"Ya we were wondering if you could help us." Wakka pleaded more than asked.
Sora's features were painted with uncertainty.

"But why me?" He asked in an innocent tone, while pointing and index finger at his own chest.

"Because you lame brain, Riku has been crushing on you for like the longest time." Tidus blurted out bluntly, like it was nothing of importance.

Sora raised and skeptical brow.

"Riku's, Riku's gay?" Sora breathed out.

"More like bi, anyways are you going to help us or not?" This time Tidus was growing impatient.

"First things first what do I get out of this." Sora voice was on edge. The brunet switched his gaze back and forth across the two teens.

"If you help us win this bet we'll split the winnings with ya only if you help us win."

Sora smirked he wasn't as naïve as he'd seemed to be.

"And what are the winnings?" Sora spoke dryly.

Tidus and Wakka exchange glances before telling him.

"A very expensive car that nobody on this island escaped for Riku has."

Sora placed and index finger on the tip of his lightly tanned chin, before nodding in agreement. "So what do I have to do?"

"Flirt, your pretty little ass off to get him to lose." Wakka whispered.


Riku was just stepping through the automatic sliding glass doors, when he saw a sight that made him want to walk back outside. There were his two best friends grinning from ear to ear at him. It was way too creepy. Tidus waved at Riku, and Wakka just sat there grinning oddly. Riku weary walked over to the duo sitting down.

"So why'd you guys want to meet here of all places?" Riku didn't feel like beating around the bush he wanted a straight forward answer no bullshitting.

Wakka and Tidus grins vanished from there faces, both sending him expressionless looks.

The silver haired teen folded his arms across his chest, he glared at the two. He had a feeling they were hiding something from him, and that's what pissed him off.

"What the hell, say something shit, or him going home, got damnit." Riku didn't bother hiding the annoyance in his voice. The silver haired teen frowned and turned to walk away he had no time for some childish bullshit.

"Riku I bet you couldn't last 30 days without any dating or sex." Tidus teased.

"Yeah he'll probably back down in the first three days." Wakka joked, while slapping hands with Tidus as they both started laughing hysterically.

Riku swiftly turned to face the two he was looking pissed and confuse at the same time, his silver brows knitting and his aqua eyes dulled. Riku uncrossed his arms pulling up a chair to sit opposite from the two.

"Alight what do you two want, spill the beans." Riku hissed, while scowling at the patterns on the table that he was resting his arms on.

"Well I bet you couldn't last 30 days without dating or-"

"I already herd you, but what does everybody get out of this?"

"Well if you win you'll get to have Wakka and myself as your own personal slaves-"

"And if you guys win?"

"We get to use your 'Dodge viper GST-R' when ever we want for a whole month."

Riku couldn't help but snort, he stood up from the table and shot both captains a dirty look before plodding away.

"DON'T TELL ME THE GREAT RIKU IS SCRAD OF A LITTLE BET." Wakka called out, while successfully gaining half of the public in the food court attention. Riku stopped dead in his tracks turning around his eyebrow twitching; the pissed off playboy started growling his hand clutched into fist.

"Are you really that much of a pussy, it's just a simple bet honestly I thought someone like you wouldn't back down from this tiny little challenge." The sandy blonde taunted. This time people were starting to crowd around the trio whispering among themselves and some staring at Riku. This is exactly why the two chose the mall, so Riku would be peer pressured into making the bet, with all these teens around to witness the whole charade.

Riku felt slightly nervous with all those teens surrounding the three of them, if he backed down now they'll call him a pussy. And my rep will be ruin!

"Alright I'll do it; you two better get ready for loads of hell when I win." Riku announced smoothly. He did his signature smirk before pushing his way through the crowd that was already starting to disperse.

Tidus and Wakka both let out a breath they were holding, during the whole ordeal, Riku could be intimidating at times…


Sora was sitting on his front porch wondering how in the hell was he going to get Riku to loose the bet. Come on now I've never flirted with somebody before I don't even know how I'm going to do this. The brunette hit the armrest of his chair out of seer frustration.

That's when his glimmering sapphire eyes locked on to the boy he's suppose to be flirting with, his lush's lips curled up into a warm smile as a light bulb went on in his head. Now was his chance to test the waters. Sora waited until Riku was in full view.

"Riku am I right?"

The silver haired teen chocked his head to the side to see who was addressing him he scowled at the brunette for a brief moment until his features slightly soften.

"Yeah," Riku breathe out softly. The silver haired teen was already in a trance; his crush has finally acknowledged him, after all these years the brunet was just now acknowledging him out of the blue, the feeling was overwhelming really.

Sora swallowed and tried to keep from running inside his house.

"I think you look so hot in that t-shirt." Sora said it so seductively that it surprised himself.

Riku couldn't help but gape at the comment. What the hell? His mind was swimming now. Sora stood up from his chair and started stretching.

"Well I'll chat with you later Riku." And with that the brunet blew a kiss at the shocked teen, and walked inside his house while slowly closing the front door behind him.

The brunet had his back leaned against the door he slowly slid down to the ground burying his face in his hands. Oh my god oh my god OH MY GOD! Now Riku's is going to think I like him! Oh wait he's suppose to think that…

"Sora honey are you alright?" Called a worried females voice.

"Yeah I'm okay mom." Sora replied automatically, he was use to that question.

"O-okay love, oh yeah your step cousin Squall his coming over later so clean your room!" His mom informed.

Sora climbed to his feet walking over to the base of the living room stairs. He hated cleaning his room it was just a waste of time sense it was going to end up the same way later.


Riku was on the verge of cracking not only was he on some stupid hiatus, he'll be deprived from his Daily Routines, now he's going to be sexually frustrated for 30 days! Damn it…

"E-excuse me," a shy voice said, from behind Riku.

Riku turned around glaring daggers, at the teen. The shy teen was a blonde haired boy with light honey brown eyes, he had a few freckles on the bridge of his button nose, and Riku easily towered over the kid.

"What is it that you want?" Riku said in a monotone way.

"Well umm… Uh I just wanted to tell you that I uh like you a lot." The kid whispered sheepishly.

Riku gave the boy a disgusted look.

"Do you even fucking know me?" Riku's deep voice was dripping with sarcasm.

The boy started to blush lowering his head from sheer embarrassment. Riku just rolled his eyes and walked away. He wouldn't have normally been that cruel but what could he do with the teen. Nothing. Because he's on hiatus for 30 freaking days, if he wasn't the blonde would have been on his hands and knees screaming his name. Riku sighed. He had gone and given himself blue balls. It's been year's sense he masturbated, so this was new territory he was treading on. Another sigh escaped from Riku's lips. This was going to be a living nightmare.


Author's notes: Okay I wanted to end it here because I wanted Riku to suffer at the end. LoL See in the next chapter I want him to be super horny, so everybody can see what kinda person he is when he's sex deprived.