Bows and Arrows

Sung by: Legolas

Take off of "DANCE TEN LOOKS THREE"

A CHORUS LINE

Legolas:

Looks: ten, Fight: Three.

And I'm still just a little prince,

A messenger for my dad since.

That ain't it, kid. That ain't it, kid.

"Looks: ten, fight: three,"

I like to die!

Left the forest and

Called the smiths for

My appointment to buy…

Bows and arrows

Bought myself a fancy pair

Tightened up the elf hair.

Did the knives with it,

All that goes with it!

Bows and arrows!

Had the bingo-bongos done.

Suddenly I'm getting fellowship tours!

Bows and arrows won't get you jobs,

Unless they're yours.

Didn't cost a fortune neither,

Didn't hurt my appearance either.

Weaponless and free,

I would only get to go with strays and losers

Beggars really can't be choosers.

That ain't it, kid. That ain't it, kid.

Talked to Lord Elrond,

"How do you do!"

Life turned into an

Endless medley of

"Gee, we really need you!"

Why?

Bows and arrows!

Where the scoreboard once was bare,

Now you can look and there are kills there.

You have got 'em, hey.

Top to bottom, hey.

It's so good!

Just a dash of wood,

Shake your new feathers and you find,

Bows and arrows can change your life.

They sure changed mine!

Get all weapons done,

Frodo, take my word.

Grab some wood, c'mon.

See the wizard on

The dark wood of Mirk

For

Bows and arrows.

Fellowships or companies

What they want is whatcha see.

Keep the best weapons,

Make the rest weapons.

Elves or hobbits,

I've never seen it fail

Prince or citizen or your life,

Bows and arrows,

Yes, bows and arrows

Have changed…

My…

Life…!