Teen Titans Interviews!

Me: Hello and this is your author cartoongirl76! If you're all wondering what's going on around here, we're going to interview your favorite Teen Titans!

*Audience screams*

Me: *Gestures to audience* Yes, yes, we're all very excited to see some of our favorite heroes. But I would like to introduce you to some of my staff, which have been personally made for this performance.

*Pause*

Me: First up, is Rosa, who will help me pick out the questions.

Rosa: *waves* Hey.

Me: Next is Jeremy, the big buff guy over there, who will help hold back the screaming fangirls outside.

Jeremy: *crosses arms and glares*

Me: Er, I kind of created him to not be the talking type.

*Outside, the loud screams of fangirls*

Me: *To Jeremy* Shut them UP! *To audience* Sorry folks. Anyway, this is Erica, the girl who will help me translate the foreign language of fangirls.

Erica: Oh. My. Gosh. I cannot believe I'm, like, actually going to see Robin! *Screams*

Me: *Twitches* Erica, I thought we talked about this.

Erica: I know, I know, but I'm, like, so excited!

Me: Yes, we know Erica. *To audience* Last, but not least, is Captain, my go-fer and messenger. No one knows his real name, not even me, so we just call him Captain.

Captain: Yes ma'am!

Me: Go see how Jeremy's doing.

Captain: Yes ma'am! *Runs off*

Me: *to audience* Well, I think that's everyone, so-

Guy in background: Hey what about me!

Me: *sighs* Oh, I completely forgot. See that guy over there? *Points* The one with the face? Yeah, that's Gordon the lighting and camera dude.

Gordon: Oh yeah!

Me: ANYWAY, what I was about to say before Gordon interrupted me, was to send in your questions. Now, remember, Rosa and I might not be able to choose everyone's questions, so don't be too insulted if we don't choose yours. Our first Teen Titan to be questioned is . . .

*Drum roll*

Me: ROBIN!

*Audience screams*

Me: So send in your questions and hope they'll be answered.

Captain: *Comes running in* Ma'am, Jeremy isn't doing so good! They're going to break though! Code Red, Code Red!

*Banging and fangirl screams in background*

Me: *Speaks quickly* Once I'm done interviewing the Titans and Titans East, I'll gladly take requested for Honorary Titans and villains. And no questions that are over T-rating! *Screams* Everybody down!

*BOOM!*

*Fangirl screams*

Me: RUN! Run for your lives! Until next time, folks!