1Hi, again! I hope you enjoy this story. It's based on "The Sweetest Thing," a 2002 romantic comedy starring Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate and Selma Blair. I rented it the other day and thought this would be a good story. Some of the dialogue is the same, but I added some situations. The first chapter will be very short and in script form. There is a reason for the M rating. I own absolutely nothing! CSI belongs to CBS and the story belongs to Columbia Pictures. (Please don't sue me. My computer is made of plastic spoons being held together by that blue tape painters use on windows so they don't get any paint on the glass.
Prologue: Tell Us About Sara Sidle.
TELL US ABOUT SARA SIDLE
Guy one: Did you say Sara Sidle? God, I haven't heard that name in years. You know that girl in the club that can get any guy she wants? That's Sara Sidle. We dated. Briefly.
Guy two: Sara Sidle. God what a hot piece of ass! We danced a little. She gave me her number. It's been 2 days. I've seen "Swingers." I know how this works. dials number.
Voice on phone: Hello, and welcome to Moviefone!"
Guy one: Did you know that impotency is common in men after a break up?
Guy three: She said she'd call me back, but she didn't call me back. She should've at least called me back to say that she wasn't gonna call me back. Then I would've known that she wouldn't call...
Guy one: But hey, at least I don't get that dizzy head spinning nausea like I used to! No, I'm just great! Fan-fucking-tastic!
Well, that's it. Tell me what you think so far. Tomorrow, I'll get chapter one up. It will start off the story. If you've seen the movie, you'll know what to expect. The rest of the story will be in regular form. No flames, please!