the adventures of rubels: part fuck you
A small bord flew threw the sky as yung rubels sat on the park bench in the park. Juan was there too but he didnt do anything cause he useless. Poony came werking up the track and sit down next to rubels. "rubals let me touch ur face cuase we r friends!"
"poony pls." rubels said completely giving up but it doesnt matter cause poony touched her face anywy. Rubels pucked up juan and threw him at poony as she left in a fast hace.
on her way home she saw a dog and she stuffed it in her cape/cowl thing to take him cauase it was the raining suddenly and she didnt want the doog to get weterer than it already. when she got to the dorm she tried to sneak it in and hide it. "Rubels what is this shit u tryin pull u think im dumb or some shit?" yaing moved away rubels's cape to reavele the doge. "Yaing can i please keep him ill be supah heckin responisble!"
"No rubels u dumb shit i got you a fish once and it died the next damn day!
"thats cause ba lake ate it!" rubels said in that annoying way that little kids do when the want something so bad thier gonna cry.
"dont talk shit about my waifu!" then yaing smacked a bitch and the dog ran away but it wasent really a dog it was cinder in a dog disguess for whatever reason she does her stuiped bullshit for.
Rubels lost all emotion in here face and turned to yaing and said "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo!"
"..." -Yaing show longtime 2015 "wat"
Yaing got kinda wierded out and turn to leaving but rubels blocked the door ans set the room on fire. "omg wat r u doing rubels!" rubels began to laugh uncronttroloby and said "i guess u could say... I BURN!" And just as they where both engulfd in flames yaing woke up from her nightmare and looked over at rubels's bed. sleeping next to her she saw a small dog. DUN DUN DUN!