I don't own The Lord of the Rings or Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer... LotR belongs to John R.R. Tolkien and I'm uncertain who owns RtRNR save for the fact that it is not me...
Frodo the Half-grown Hobbit
You know Gandalf and Gimli,
And Sam and Legolas...
Strider and Merry,
And Bilbo and Pippin...
But do you recall...
The most famous questor of all?
Frodo the half-grown Hobbit (Hobbit)
Had a very deadly sword (That was named Sting)
And if you ever felt it (Felt it)
You would even say it bored (Like a hand-drill)
All of the other questors (Questors)
Used to fight in Frodo's name (Like at Weathertop)
They never let poor Frodo (Frodo)
Fight the foes like Durin's Bane (And the Stone Troll)
Then on lonely Mount Doom
Gollum came to say,
"Master with Precious so bright,
Won't he give it to us tonight?"
Then Frodo cried out fiercely, (Fiercely)
As he shouted out with glee, (With glee)
"Gollum you bloody fool (Fool)
This old ring is history!!!" (History)