Can the ticking of the clock get any fucking louder? Why is it that it always seems that when your trying to not pay attention and actually try to sleep the clock sounds like a bomb going off in your ears? Why the hell did I schedule a class at 9 in the morning? and English? REALLY? I know I shouldn't have gone out with that girl last night..but damn she was worth it..but on a Monday..well they don't call it a manic Monday for nothing, and she did promise she would be thirsty Thursday..ha..damn my head hurts, note to self NO MORE CLASSES BEFORE 12! I am sitting in my class and unfortunately it is one of my classes that the teacher could actually notice if I were asleep, not my lecture math class of 1000. Who plans those anyways? Math can't be a lecture class of 1000..English could be a lecture class of 1000, but it's not. So here I am sitting in the second seat right in the middle of the classroom. Since there are only 30 of us in the class, it is fairly obvious that I am nodding off. To top things off the teacher knows everyone by name. I hate small classes in college. If you miss a class the teacher doesn't care..but you come in the next day and you get the odd death glare because you were obviously not there last time. I look at the clock again because I really couldn't care less about whatever the teacher is talking about..even though she is hot, but thats not the point. She is engaged, or married, I really don't know..she has a diamond ring on her left hand..so ya. The clock read 10:25, great..the next five minutes are going to go by soooooo slow. I decide to actually pay attention for those five minutes. The teacher is going on about something that is due next week, but I don't have any idea what she is talking about..damn shoulda been paying attention..She dismisses class and I have to go talk to her about what I missed..
"Um..Ms. Davies, I wasn't sure about the assignment you just gave, could you explain it to me again?" I try to play it off smoothly and make it seem like I was paying attention.
"Well, Ms. Carlin. If you weren't obviously hungover beyond belief in my class, I might let you in on what we were talking about, but since you are..it's on the website." Fail. Am I that easy to read?
"Ok, well thank you for you time Ms. Davies. I'll make sure to not let it happen again" ha..yea right..
"I'm sure you won't." she tells me slyly. Before I can make it all the way out the door she stops me, "Oh, and Ms. Carlin."
"Yes?"
"Next time, when you get so drunk that you come to my class to sleep it off, because I'm sure you will..just don't think out loud..and I'm sure she was worth it."
"Damn it"
"Yea..well..see you Thursday Ms. Carlin..it sounds like its going to be a good time!"