Konoha Dating Service

This is Momoko Asuka and Doremi Harukaze and our friend Elena.

Rated teen, for mostly language.

Disclaimer: WE DON'T OWN NARUTO!!! IF WE DID WE WOULDN'T BE WRITING THIS!!!!

Our characters are going to be in this but there are NOT going to be paired up with characters from the series at all!!

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Chapter 1: Grand Opening

In the village of Konoha, there is a ninja dating service for those busy ninjas who have no time to have a romantic life. It is run by three beautiful young girls.

There was Riri Sutaru, with light pink eyes and hair in two buns on the back of her head with four ribbons and a bead on each ribbons, a bit of hair hung almost at her shoulders that was not in her buns. A black buckle up choker around her neck, a strapless black top that showed most of her stomach with black fishnet attached to the top of her shirt the fishnet stop at the bottom of her choker. Dark blue low-rise jeans hung on her hips with a black spike studded belt with a silver chain hanging off her pants, black boots that went to her knees hidden under her jeans completed her outfit.

There was Bluey Mizuho, with ocean blue eyes and hair in two pointed buns on either side of her head with large curls coming out from each one. She wore a light blue tank top with blue jeans, a long sting of white beads wrapped around her neck a few times, several gold bracelets hung from her wrists, a dark brown belt, and blue sneakers completed her look.

There was also Erru Tsubasa, with chocolate brown eyes and hair that was half way down her back. She wore black skirt with a white butterfly embodied onto it that went down to her knees, a white t-shirt, a jeweled butterfly clip in her hair, and cute black shoes completed the look.

Today was the grand opening for the Konoha Dating Service, and the place was fairly busy for it's first day of business.

"Konichiwa! Welcome to the Konoha Dating Service, how may we be of service?" A blue-eyed girl spoke cheerfully to the incoming customers.

Bluey directed the customers to a moody teen with pink hair and eyes, who just spoke like she didn't give a damn about anything or anyone, though that really didn't matter to all the males who came in and saw her rather large chest. "Take this form and fill it out, be as honest as you can for it will better allow us to find a suitable match for you."

Soon it was Sakura, Ino, Naruto, Chouji, Kiba, Hinata, Lee, TenTen, Neji, Shikamaru, Shino, Kakashi, Asuma, Kurenai, and Gai filling out the forms.

"Arigatou! The day your results come in, we will inform you," Erru said collecting the forms, and making a nice, neat pile.

'I hope I get with Sakura-chan!' Naruto thought.

'Damn it, they better put me with Sasuke!' Both Ino and Sakura thought, even though Sasuke didn't even come.

'I'll be with Sakura FOREVER!!!' Lee grinned, walking out of the door…practically skipping because he was so happy.

'…' Shino's thoughts

'I hope I am with Naruto-kun' Hinata blushes, awkwardly staring at Naruto on her way out.

The others thought are not important to this moment.

Later, near closing time to be exact

No one was left and the trio was going to start closing shop for the night when Sasuke came cautiously in as though the place was beneath him; but the trio didn't seem to notice but they did have huge grins on their faces.

"Konbanwa! How may we help you?" they spoke in unison to Sasuke.

"I'm here to try this stupid service of yours." He spoke in a tone that stated this was beneath him.

"Alright…" Riri spoke in a weird tone that would make anyone uneasy, but Sasuke was an Uchiha, they didn't show uneasiness.

"You have pretty hair……." Bluey said staring at Sasuke, "HI!!!!!!" starts waving franticly.

Sasuke look uncomfortable after that.

"Right, don't mind her, it's late and she needs to go to bed. So, anyway, here; fill out this form as honestly as you can and we'll do our best to find that best match possibly for you." Riri smiled as she explained things to Sasuke.

Sasuke took the form filled it as quickly as he could and gave it back to Riri.

"Arigatou, when we have the results we shall inform you." Riri told him and put the form on top of the pile of form that were filled in that day.

Just as Sasuke was just about to leave Bluey glomped onto him saying "You have pretty hair…."

Sasuke tried to walk away but just ended up dragging her along, so instead he opted to shoving her off him.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! DON'T REJECT MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bluey screamed as she was pushed off Sasuke.

"Bluey-chan, what about Kiba?" Riri asked the now crying girl.

She instantly stopped crying and looked at Riri. "She shall not have my Kiba!!!" Bluey yelled then passed out as sleep took her over.

"Like I said don't mind her she's just tired, anyway Good bye, have a nice night." Riri spoke to Sasuke and he just nodded his head and walked back to his home thinking 'What the fuck have I gotten myself into….'

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There chapter one is complete!!! Ta-da! anyway this is a joint so it's going on both Momoko Asuka's and Doremi Harukaze's accounts here, we don't know iff Elena has one but if she does we'll inform you ok! Bye bye!