Gold Digger Chapter 1: Prologue, an inuyasha fanfic

Shadow: Yea I'm back with another songfic.

Death: This time it's Inuyasha singing it to Kikyo.

Shadow: It's Gold Digger! A remake by meee! But original song is by Kanye West.

Gold Digger

Inuyasha walked through the doors carrying a briefcase. Kikyo his fiancé walked in behind him, decked out in Gucci, "Kikyo you didn't have to come, but since you did I got a big performance lined up for you."

Kikyo gives Inuyasha a kiss before coyly responding, "Inuyasha you shouldn't have. I don't deserve you." "I know…." "What dear?" "Oh, it's nothing. Just enjoy the show."

Inuyasha walks up on the stage and grabs the mike. "This is for my fiancé Kikyo!"

(Inuyasha)
She take my money when I'm in need
Yea she's a trifflin whore indeed
Oh she's a gold digga way over town
That dig's on me

Kikyo stands up and glares at Inuyasha. 'How could he! After, I gave him 3 years of my life. I deserve everything I have!'

Chorus:
(She takes my money)
Now I'm saying she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she don't mess wit no broke dude
(She takes my money)
Now I'm saying she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she don't mess with no broke demon
Get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl gone head

Inuyasha looks casually at Kikyo before continuing.

Verse 1:
Cutie the bomb
Met her at a beauty salon
With a baby louis vuitton
Under her underarm
She said I can tell you ROC
I can tell by ya charm
Far as girls you got a flock
I can tell by ya charm and ya arm
but I'm lookin for the one
have you seen her
My psychic told me she have a ass like Serena
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids

Kagome walks in with her friend Sango. "Wow, someone is getting bashed tonight. Wonder who it is." "Hey Kags, isn't that your sister over there. And isn't that Inuyasha up on stage singing!" Kagome squints toward the stage and then to wear Sango pointed out her sister. "I see he finally took my advice that she was cheating on him."

An I gotta take all they bad ass to show-biz
Ok get ya kids but then they got their friends
I Pulled up in the Benz, they all got up In
We all went to Den and then I had to pay
If you fuckin with this girl then you betta be payed
You know why
It take too much to touch her
From what I heard she got a baby by Naraku
My best friend say she use to fuck wit Kouga
I dont care what none of yall say I still love her

Inuyasha jumps off stage and smoothly dances toward a seething Kikyo. He smirks at her giving her a cold glare.

Chorus:
(She takes my money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she ain't messin' wit no broke niggaz
(She takes my money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
but she ain't messin' wit no broke niggaz
get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl gone head

Kikyo angrily stares back with tears in her eyes and glances up at the entrance to meet Kagome's smile. 'That bitch she told on me! How could she!'

Verse 2:
18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lypo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money
Should of got that insured got GEICO for ya moneeey
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenup
WE WANT PRENUP, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his

"Hey, Sango you know Kikyo was suppose to tell Inuyasha she was pregnant to night." "Damn, looks like it won't be working out for her." "He's probably not the father anyway."

Inuyasha is now standing directly in front of Kikyo singing to her. By now the crowd picks up on whats going and starts snickering.

Kagome stares at the couple not for one minute regretting dropping the bomb on Kikyo. 'She should've never swayed from someone like him. She never deserved him. She had her chance now it's my turn.'

Verse 3:
Now I aint sayin you a gold digger you got needs
You dont want ya dude to smoke but he can't buy weed
You got out to eat and he cant pay yall cant leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But why yall washin watch him
He gone make it into a Benz out of that Datson
He got that ambition baby look in his eyes
This week he moppin floorz next week it's the fries
So, stick by his side
I know his dude's ballin but yea thats nice
And they gone keep callin and tryin
But you stay right girl
But when you get on he leave yo a for a white girl

Kikyo turns around and stares at Kagome with hurt in her eyes. As Kagome stares back she realizes she broke their bond. Now it was to late to put it back. Kikyo takes one more glance at Inuyasha who is now walking back towards the stage before running out the club.

Get down girl gone head get down
Get down girl gone head get down
get down girl gone head get down
get down girl gone head
(lemme hear dat bak)

Kikyo falls to the ground outside of the club sobbing. A dark figure suddenly appears. "Don't worry my dear Kikyo. He won't be getting away for that. Neither will your dear sister."

THE END

Shadow: Should I make it into a story or keep it as a one-shot?

Death: Yeah review and check out our other stories. We may just update the sleepover one.

Shadow: Peace!