The Worst Inuyasha Fanfic Ever!
OK! My Teen Titan's fanfic, "The Worst Teen Titan's Fanfic Ever," was so popular, I wondered if it would be popular to the Inuyasha audience… Just to be warned, I own NONE of this, just some of the Mary Jane characters I will be using. This fanfic bashes all the repeated plot points that drive us insane… I was thinking of doing a fic about Sango's past that included a girl from her village, who survived. I mean, that could happen, but it's not a good experience for the readers. OK. Enough babbling, and on to the fic!
Suzy was moving to Japan, as an exchange student. She was very, very pretty, and most every boy who saw her fell head over heals in love. In fact, that was one of the reasons that she moved there. She hoped that the guys there were bishies, like in anime. She just HAPPENED to go to Kagome's new High School, because it was the school that no one except her knew about. Suzy sat in her class, promising dates to every single boy, including Houjo(AN: I like Houjo, but every body hates him). Kagome looked over to the new girl. Most of the girls admired Suzy, and Kagome did so also, but she thought 'There's something different with that girl.' she thought. Suzy saw Kagome, and thought nothing special, and just HAPPENED to see Kagome go down the well, and just HAPPENED to follow Kagome. Don't ask me why. Suzy arrived in Feudal Japan. 'I know where I am,' she thought, 'this must be Feudal Japan, and I know there will be demons trying to kill me. COOL!'
Suzy walked to a village, and just HAPPENED to walk into Kaede's hut. "Who are you?" Inuyasha asked, falling head over heals in love, like every guy. And everyone could tell that he seriously liked Suzy. I mean, why else wasn't he swearing after every word? "I'm Suzy, and I'd like to join your group," Suzy said in perfect conversational Japanese, because this girl was SOOOO perfect. Everyone said ok, and finally Shippo asked, "Can you fight?"
Suzy went to the woods with Inuyasha. She was a master of Kendo, Karate, Tai Kwon Do, and all sorts of other martial arts. Inuyasha was impressed. "WOW!" He shouted. He grabbed her hand and said, "Suzy, I love you. MARRY ME!" Suddenly 2 demons fell from the sky. It just HAPPENED to be Kouga and Sesshoumaru. "No, Suzy! YOU'RE MY WOMAN!" Kouga shouted, completely not paying attention to Kagome.
Sesshomaru then said, "I, the great InuYoukai, would like you to be my mate, Suzy." Then there were… LOVE TRIANGLES! Here they are!
every boy- Suzy- every other boy.
Kagome-Sesshomaru-Suzy.
Well, basically everybody fell in love. Kagome said, "Well, I can't be with Inuyasha, because we are the most obvious couple, therefore wrong for each other. Sango nodded, and said to Miroku, "It's the same with us." They all fought, when Suzy chose Sesshomaru.
They all played a game of Truth or Dare, which resulted with a lot of… um… pregnancies. The End!
I'm just making fun of horrible fanfics. I normally don't write like this, (see my poem), but I just am doing this for fun.