Hi everyone! This is my first fic, so please don't send me any flames. I
do, however, welcome constructive criticism. Please read and review
DISCLAIMER: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling. The following song is
a parody of Nsync's "It's Gonna Be Me." I only own the parody, so don't
sue me!
Scene: Neville has yet again screwed up on his potion and Professor Snape,
for some reason, or another begins singing.

----I'm Gonna Fail you---
You sure are dumb kid
That ain't no lie
You always seem to blow up your potion and go, whoa
I remember you told me
That you needed help and would cry
For once you're right
Every little thing I teach you
Just seems to escape you
And you don't wanna lose marks again
Too bad, I hate you and your friends
Kid, when you finally
Get a clue
Guess what?
I'm gonna fail you
You've got no chance, kid, but to repeat
You're stupidity has you beat
Your future is grim, I see
You won't get better than a D
And you can't deny
So just tell me why
Every little thing I teach you
Just seems to escape you
And you don't wanna lose marks again
Too bad, I hate you and your friends
Kid, when you finally
Get a clue
Guess what?
I'm gonna fail you
(I'm gonna fail you)
Ooh yeah,
There comes I day
When you realize my words are true
I'll still fail you
All that I teach you
Is a waste of time for us two
You're going to lose marks again
I'll punish you and your friends
When you finally, realize my words are true
I'm gonna fail you