The Most Random Nightmare Before Christmas Story EVER!!
Note, this contains slight LockxShock and retardedness (don't forget the randomness!)
Jack-(wakes up and goes to take a shower) Yay! I'm naked in a plastic shower tub!
Jack-(realizes something missing) HEY! WHO TOOK MY LOOFA?!
Jack-(gets out, dries off, and gets dressed) I'm gonna go get Sally, my girlfriend, who is my girlfriend!\
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Jack-(walking down street)
Clown Dude-Hi Jack! I'm gonna crash into something!
Jack-That's nice!
Clown Dude-(crashes into a pole and blows up)
Jack- I heard a boom! I don't have ears!
Sally-(appears out of nowhere) Jack! My arm fell off!! Does this dress look good on me? I should wear underwear…
Jack- I hope it's pink! That's my favorite fruit! Oh! I need you to help me find my loofa! It has WiFi!!
Sally- Oh, dear!
Jack- Where's Dr. What's-his-face?
Sally- Oh, Jack, I can't go get him! Not after he's had all those laxatives…
Jack-DIAREA!
Sally-LOOFA!
Random Person-TOAST!
Sally-C'mon, Jack! (drags him down street)
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Jack-STOP DRAGGING ME SALLY! It makes me want to drink water!
Sally- But I know where your loofa is!
Jack-NO! IT'S MY CHEESEBURGER!!
Sally- Oh, just relieve your constipation, already!
Jack-(continues to be dragged)
Sally-(runs down path through the graveyard)
Hanging Tree-(as Jack and Sally go by) Hello! I'm eating some pie! Do you want some?
Jack-I hope it involves a tea party! I'm stuffed!
Hanging Tree- Okay! I'll just share some toast with this loofa I found!
Sally- YOU HAVE JACK'S LOOFA!
Hanging Tree- Not anymore. I threw it in a book and ran it over to that treehouse. I like pie.
Jack- BUT IT'S GOT WIFI!!
Sally- I told you to go before we left!
Clouds- WE ARE COVERING UP THE SUN NOW. PLEASE COME AGAIN.
Sally- Oh no! We can't come back again! There are no openings!
Clouds- We like toast.
Jack- It's a bagel Sally!
Mayor-(appearing out of nowhere) I'M RUNNING! AND I'M ONLY AN ELECTED BAKER!
Jack- Hi Mommy!
Mayor- OH NO YOU DI'INT! I ain't yo mama!
Sally-(drags Jack out of graveyard and down to the treehouse)
Jack- Over the river and through the woods to the house in the tree we go!
Okay… first chapter! Find out what happens when they get to the treehouse! IN CHAPTER 2!