Disclaimer: I really own nothing. It's a very happy and good situation.
A/N: I had way too much fun writing this.
Another Day
Lavender Brown was having a terrible day.
She sat out by Greenhouse 4, trying not to think of the stained clothes and humiliation that awaited her within the looming mass of Hogwarts.
Someone had, quite intentionally mind you, jostled her from behind during lunch, and the result was a disgusting smell and bits of potato in her hair.
When she found whoever had done it, they were going to pay.
Lavender didn't notice the blinked lights growing steadily closer in the sky until they were almost on top of her. And she could only watch in stunned amazement as the odd spacecraft gently lowered itself to the ground.
A ramp extended itself from the craft, allowing light to shine from inside the ship and illuminate Lavender's shocked face.
The thing, for that was the only word she could think of to describe the grey green alien, walked slowly out of the ship and down the ramp.
"You are an idiot."
Lavender could think of nothing to say in response, and kept her silence.
"You are Lavender Amelia Brown, I presume?" the thing said, glancing briefly down at the clipboard it held in what seemed to be a hand.
Lavender's nod was accompanied by a few vowel sounds, none of which were intelligible.
"You are a disgrace to whatever race you belong to, and are a complete and utter jerk. Thank you."
After making a quick mark on its clipboard, the thing abruptly turned and walked back up the ramp.
The light faded as the ramp retracted and the spacecraft rose back up into the sky. Lavender could only stare.
She was having a very bad day.