CPR/KM: Welcome to my new story, I hope you will enjoy it!
Tsunayoshi: WHY? WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
CPR/KM: Alaude promised me pocky!
Alaude: ...
Reborn: chuckles
Lilly: Just begin this sin of nature!
Disclaimer: I don't own KHR! But I do own this plot idea~! SO HA!
Summary: Alaude has never fancied himself to buy a Pet, much less own one. Yet, here he was in front of a shop about to buy one. And that was all because his cousin thought it would be a great idea for him to own one. If only Alaude knew what trouble was ahead of him with buying one.
Warnings: AU, Het/Yaoi/Yuri, Shounen-ai/Shoujo-ai, Cross-dressing, Gender bender, Language, Smut, Lemons/Limes, Male-Pregnancy/Pregnancy, OOCness
Pairings: AlaudeFEM!Tsuna, JulieSuzuki, I-PinFEM!Lambo, RebornVerde, AsariG, GiottoFEM!Daemon, HaruDino, HanaKyoko
Rating: M
A/N: Haha! A new story that I came up with while chatting with my dear friend, Yuki! YAY! So, as you have guessed at the summary this is AU, very much so. If you have any questions, ask them after you read the prologue. I hope it explains much in it! Now, I hope you enjoy this story!
Pet Shop: Willkommen im Irrsinn!
Prologue
The Owner's Guide:
Hello my friend!
If you are reading this then you are now the proud owner of a Pet, congratulations! And as such have many responsibilities now. That is why this Owner Guide has been written. It will give you tips and tricks as to how to keep your Pet happy and content. It will even tell you what you are not allowed to do to your Pet, at any cost. Some things are just forbidden to do to your Pet. So please, read the next few paragraphs carefully and always keep them in mind.
There is only rule that you as the Owner have to keep in my mind, here it is.
If you own a pet it should be noted that you have to follow this certain rule regarding your pet. That rule is to make sure that Pets are not harmed or abused n any way, be it physical or psychological. Of course, the same goes for you as the Owner too if you want to keep your health up as it is now.
The only rule you have to follow is to make sure that you never abuse your Pet, ever!
It is not only bad for the health of your Pet but for yours too as the Owner. The reason is really simply. Pets are one with their instincts and do not react kindly to any danger that is near them. In fact, they react violently to it and want to immediately get rid of it, literally.
What this means for you, you might be wondering?
You, if you are the abuser which we hope you are not, are the main target of your Pets anger then and thus must be eliminated so they feel safe again. And when he mean eliminated, we really mean it. They will only stop when their abuser is dead and only then. They do not even stop from harming other people, regardless if they abused them or not. They just want to get rid of their abuser. That is their only target. So please, we beg of you, do not ever harm your Pet in any way!
This, sadly, had already happened more than once and it was a great loss when it happened. So, we warn you again. DO NOT ABUSE YOUR PET! EVER!
As long as you keep this rule in mind, no harm shall come to you. Now, it is up to you as what you want your Pet to be. Be it a friend, a companion, child, maid, butler, etc. We wish you fun with your Pet and have a nice day!
Thank you for reading this intro and have fun with your Pet!
Page 3: Tips and Tricks to make your Pet feel at home
Page 10: Make sure your Pet is happy at all times
Page 25: Your Pet is upset? Here are few tips as to how to figure out why
Page 39: Your Pet is snappish? Here are a few reasons as to why
Page 45: You-
CPR/KM: That is for the prologue, people!
Tsunayoshi: That was not much info...
Lilly: Yes, why is that?
CPR/KM: Because
Lilly, Tsunayoshi: Yes?
CPR/KM: BECAUSE I CAN AND IT'S FREE!
Lilly: You were around Yuki too much!
Reborn: Next time, Chapter 1 Sold
CPR/KM: If you want it, please review and tell me what you think about it!