Author(s) note: Bob: thank for look at my story, people of earth! You don't know how happy this makes me.
ShyGuy: get over yourself,
KittyCat: yeah were here too
ShyGuy: yeah, all you really do is proof read it
Bob: … hey I wrote this story
KittyCat: who give you the awesome plot, by side you suck at proof reading too, like a hand for a handy, was cover in mistake
Bob: I got lazy, so sue me
ShyGuy& KittyCat: FINE!
Bob: what!... I hate my life
Declaimer: Bob: holy crap, I think I own naruto! ShyGuy/KittyCat: really! Bob: nope! Ha! Ha… now I'm sad
Warning: bad language, bad plot, boyxboy don't like, don't read.( there's mistakes, sorry i got lazy, please don't hate me)
Summary: Naruto -an energetic, though eternally clumsy boy, who is like most people who knows his dreams of going out with the "Prince" of their school, Sasuke. Somehow, he finally gets his dream, but will love conquer all? And why is Sasuke act so strange. This hilarious and surprising, love story with a twist is a must-read!
Mr. Prefect
CAN'T BE LATE! CAN'T BE LATE!Naruto is never much for showing up on time. "No! Don't close the gate!" he shouted. But the man at the door just smirked and tired to close it anyway. Like hell you do! He made a jump for it and mange to slide in. Too bad, he slides faces first. Everyone stand around him stocked. "Hey you alright?" a person asked. "Tha... that must hurt" another comment. He popped his head up. "I'm not late, am I?" he asked. "Yeah, yeah. It's fine, so why don't you try getting up?" a firm, hard voice asked. He grabs the person hand, to help him up. To see it was Sasuke who help him! Sasuke! He quickly pulls his hand away from Sasuke, and made a dash for it, but tripped trying. He picked his self up and ran even faster. But he ran into some kids back, spinning around and hit the gate. As every laughed at him. "He's a funny thing- hey Sasuke how do you know that boy?" some random girl asked. "He in my class" the raven gazed at Naruto running away and a smirked can across his face. No! No! This is so humiliating, I just want to die! Why!.. Out of all people, did I fall in front of Sasuke! Naruto was behind a build slamming his head into a wall. Idiot! Idiot! Why am I such loser!
"Go to class! The bell rang!" the school nurse said. "I don't want to! Granny!" Tsunade grumbled. "You're being stupid! Your head isn't even bleeding that much. It's a little wound." The young blond whimper "It's a wound of the heart that can't be cured! Just send me home!" Tsunade growled and hit Naruto against the head and throw out of the room, and was send to class. How am I going to faces Sasuke? He probably going to laughs at me. He'll be ashamed of knowing me because I'm clumsy dope! Naruto open the door to the class. He took in a big breath of air as he walked in. and was face to face with the raven. "I have to thank you for putting on a show for us Naruto" a kid yelled. "You're the reason I come to school, as always the clown of the school!" another said. It went on and on from there. Naruto growled. I'm going to bury you guys! Whoever yelled out that crap just made my hit listed! "Everyone, be quiet. Phys. has been changed to first period, so go and get ready." Sasuke said "Naruto, go back to your seat, as well." "Huh? Um…O.k." As Sasuke pass Naruto he whisper in Naruto ear. "Don't mind what they're saying. There's no need for you to be ashamed." Sasuke continued walking. Naruto just had to do a double take. He just wants to scream. Sasuke you're such a cool guy!
Kiba told his friend as they got ready for P.E., "Sasuke is Sasuke, he the best there is. Do you know how many girls there are after him? He's handsome and smart no doubted. He got money and a great background. A person like that is hard to fine now a days." Kiba continued. "And you're not the only guy after him Nar. There a lot of boys who just as scared as you. He even got teacher after him." He stopped tying his shoe and when over to Naruto. He put his hands on his shoulder. "Now do you really think you have changes?" Naruto grab Kiba shirt. "What did you just say?" Naruto shouted. Kiba then turn the table and grab Naruto shirt. "No way are you like him, you're clumsy, a dope and not to mention violent!" they both stop and turn to Sasuke. "Just look at him…get real Nar." Kiba signed. "I don't know who kid he is, but I want a pieces of that cake." A P.E. teacher said to another. "If only I was 10 year younger" the other said. "Oh, oh, it's Sasuke!" some girl yelped. Even some boys start too blushed when Sasuke can near them. Sasuke why do you have to be so awesome? Everyone in the school wants you, maybe Kiba right… for once, and I should give up on you… you're probably not even gay! Naruto grab his hair, " why me!" he shouted. Everyone stop and turn to the duo. " Naruto, go down to the office. I don't like yelling in my class" the P.E. teacher said. The gym busted out in laughter. Naruto hang his head down low and made the slow trip to the office.
" Stupid teacher, making me do clean up duty." Naruto grumbled to his self as he took out the trash. " Tell me the reason why." He heard someone say. He turns the corner. And there stand Sasuke and Sakura. It's Sasuke! What with this serious atmosphere... Is she confessing to him? Naruto couldn't help but stare at the two most gorgeous people in school. She the princess of the school! They were made for each other! "Fine." Sasuke signed. Naruto was about to turn around knowing his heart wouldn't be able to take it. " I'll tell you the reason why I can't go out with you." The raven hair boy faces change into a glared. Naruto stop and turn his head back around. Eh? Did I just hear right? " What aspect of me do you find attractive? Be honest you only chose me to show off, like some accessories. Isn't that it?" she stepped a little back. " I hate people like you. If it doesn't meet your standards, you throw it away without hesitation and look for a new toy to play with." He smirked at her. " Sasuke you-" she start but Sasuke cut her off. " Am I wrong?… You tell me the last relationship you been in last more than a month, and I take it back." Sakura hesitated. He turn away from her. " If you're pissed, say something back. But that wouldn't proved you right would it?" Naruto was stunned. That was a bit harsh. I've never seen Sasuke say something with so much emotion, it was mean but still. Sakura wasn't going down without a fight. " YOU BASTARD!" she raised her hand to slap him. But Sasuke grab midstream. " Are we done Ms. Haruno." He smirked and leaned in real closed to her face, " good, now don't ever call me out for a reason like this again." he released his gasp on her hand. A million thought came across Naruto mind. He's even colder than I imagined. Now I know I should make him my enemy. Naruto was stuck in his own thought, that he didn't see Sasuke coming behind him. Naruto turn his head to see more of the sensed, when he saw Sasuke pop out. Naruto quickly made a dash for it but hit a tree. Naruto in a dazed, fell onto his butt. "Why… why would anyone plant a tree here." " Are you okay?" Sasuke asked. No, I feel like digging myself under this tree! Sasuke signed help Naruto up. " You're a real trouble-maker, aren't you?" "Uh..Um… I'm sorry, I didn't mea-" " you heard?" Sasuke cut in, Naruto nodded. " Will you pretend that you didn't hear anything? I don't want any rumors to spread." Sasuke lead Naruto to a bench and sat him down. " Of..Of course! I won't say a thing!"
Naruto was trying hard not to blush. " Really?... Naruto turn to Sasuke. " There something I don't understand…" he start to scratch the back of his head. "Hn." " Why did you say no to her? Sakura is very popular, and pretty. How high are your standards?" Naruto cover his mouth, that last part slip out. But Sasuke didn't seem to noticed, he even chuckled. " I think I'm very selfish." Naruto gasped, Sasuke ignored it and contained " I want someone whom I can trust, who will really take care of me. It doesn't matter popular or not, pretty or ugly." Sasuke turn too looked Naruto in the eyes, " It doesn't even matter if the person male or female. I just want someone who can even love my faults and the selfness within me." They both went silenced. Sasuke turn to look away, and Naruto couldn't help himself. " If it was me, I wouldn't care about that. I can like you regardless without any regrets." Sasuke snap his head back to Naruto. Naruto quickly put his hand on his mouth, damn it, damn it, what wrong with me! " Really," Sasuke lean closer to Naruto and removed his hand and held it gently. " Then…" Naruto heart was beating so fasted he couldn't breathe. " Sasuke! What are you doing? I was looking for you!" some student yelled. Sasuke drop Naruto hand. Naruto faces broken in half."Ah- sorry!" Sasuke said getting up to leave. Hey, hey… you can't just leave! Things were going so well just now! Naruto felled to the ground. What was the rest of what you were going to say? Tears were running down his face. Sasuke was long gone now. He just want to yell ' why me!'
Naruto was running for the gate of the school, late (again). Damn, why did I have to have that dream about Sasuke ( author note: I'm pretty sure you guys get the idea )… now I'm late! Naruto noticed a brunch of people make in before him. "No!" Naruto didn't make in the gate in time. He bang his hands against the bars. " That's too bad. Anyone arriving now will be marked late." The teacher at the gate chuckled. " AHHH NO~ LET ME IN." Naruto pleaded. The man just shook his head no. " I was so close~" naruto moaned falling to the ground. Not far, stood a dark hair raven boy, with a grin on his face. 'Teacher~ you're so mean~ I even skipped breakfast so I could make it on time~' Naruto yelled. "Hahaha- its Naruto. I thought it was a little chaotic this morning it's him again?" three other boys where looking out the window too. Sasuke just ignored them and continued to look at Naruto, he was being penalized for being late, by doing push up. "Hey- but isn't he kind of cute though?" the one in the middle said. That sure got Sasuke attendance. "What! Sai! Those are the kind of boys you like?" the boy next to him shouted. Sai smiled " I guess so…why? What's wrong with him? " I knew there was a reason behind why you kept bothering him." The boy rap his arm around Sai head. " You naughty bastard. He's not what we had in mind when you told us you like guy, but what are we to judies. But don't worry we'll take care of everything. We're experts in this field." The boys just laughed. Unaware of the dark oral behind them.
"Ah, I'm so tired." Naruto grunted, walking in to class. "You know, I felt bad watching you do push up, with those short legs. I kelp wondering what it's like being born so short~" Sai teased. " SAI- YOU- BASTARD-!" naruto growled throw clenched teeth. He repeated kick Sai in the leg. " I'm in no mood, Sai!" Sasuke just stared at them. " You two should stop it" Sasuke said calmly. " It's time for class… right, teacher" Naruto stop in a second. " Heh, heh, oh! Tech. when did you get here?" Naruto said a little nervous. " Since the beginning of this oral deal." The teacher cross his arms. " Sai, Naruto for your punishment for fighting in class is you both will clean the music room for 1 week." " What! Teach- he started it. Why do we get the same punishment? Stop side with Sai~ this so not fair." " You complaining? Then how about month?" " But you know, cleaning is good for the heart" naruto quickly add. Naruto glance over to Sasuke, who was look back. He quickly turn his head. Why do he always catch me doing something stupid?
"Oh no, oh no I forgot my textbook, I brought the wrong one!" Naruto shot up, running out the classroom. " Hurry back~" Kiba said. " I well-" Naruto ran into the door. 'Stupid.' 'I'm not surprised.' Some student grumbled. Naruto returned, but with a bloody nose and out of breath. Kiba just patted his back, with a –good job, good job,- look on. The teacher, begin his long, boring monologue about history. Aww, what is he talking about, this is so boring… he talk so low and long! It just.. It just make me… want to… " Naruto!... come on Naruto wake up," Kiba tired. But it was too late, he was fast asleep, drooling on his paper, with his textbook up for no one to see. "No, it wasn't me…" Naruto mumbled in his sleep, " Just one more bite…" the teacher snapped. " Naruto get up now!" He slammed his textbook on Naruto desk. Naruto shot up. " What! Oh, noodle man you came at lasted. Quick feed the kids!" the whole class stopped. Even Sasuke was frozen. Naruto stopped " huh? What! Where am I?" then whole class burst out in laughter. ' Noodle man huh,' ' thank god! You call him Naruto,' ' help! Help! Where starving!" the some boys joked. Naruto flip them off, " like I'm the only one who was falling asleep,"
Kiba and Naruto where sitting in the cafeteria" dude this is starting to get embarrassing for me," Kiba said, getting out his lunch. " Hey, did you guys see Sasuke face?" Ino, had joined them. " It's the first time I've ever seen him laugh like that." Naruto sighed heavily, " I don't want my food anymore, and I lost my appetite." He then push away his food. " Yeah right, you just ate 2 roll of sushi, bread, three bottle of coke, and Ino lunch too," Naruto stuck out his tongue " that what I call a small meal" they start too laughed. Naruto got up, " bathroom break!"Sasuke was carrying a bunch of paper to a classroom. When Naruto passed by. " Naruto perfect timing, will you help me carry this?" "Sure," Naruto instantly replied. "Thanks, it was a bit much." " No problem," naruto blushed. " By the way, what were you dreaming about earlier?" Sasuke asked as they walk down the hall. " Oh! That… that was one of my reoccurring dream, where the great noodle man came to save the day, I'm his side kick, my power is that I can eat anything and everything…" Sasuke listen on as Naruto graph out his dream. Naruto stop, " sorry. I said too much.." " No, it's was funny." Sasuke reassured. " Naruto, you're always so bright, I feel very comfortable around you." Naruto stop. Throw his fist in the air. Yes~! Sasuke chucked. " There's no reason to wait any longer." Sai friends told him " after school you two are alone, tell him." Sai rubbed his neck. " …O.K… I will" Sai replied. Naruto had help Sasuke and when back to his friend. So Sasuke was luckily enough to hear this little oral deal.
After school, Sai was using the bathroom, when Sasuke walk in. " oh, class rep. you didn't leave yet?" Sai asked him. " Sai, you like naruto, right" Sai was taking off guard, " how… how did you know? Was it that obvious? How embarrassing…" Sasuke leaned in close to Sai. " Sorry, but you're going to have to step aside. Sai step back. "What are-" " you'll find out" Sasuke laughter." somebody help~!" Sai was locked in a closet with a boom in his way!
" That bastard ran away!" naruto growled. " When I find him-" he was cut off by a wonder sound of a piano. It that a piano, who's playing it? Naruto walked in the music room, to find Sasuke! Naruto was love stunned and fell on the door. " Oh, Naruto! I was waiting for you." Naruto heart was racing, " Wh…why?" Sasuke looked up at Naruto. " Naruto what do you think of me?" naruto was shocked " of… of course I like you, you're cool, mature, kind-hearted..anyhow, you're the best! Prefect!" naruto shouted " I'm not such a great guy like you think I am." Sasuke voice sound serious "I'm not perfect, nor am I mature. I make many stupid mistakes. I can be selfish and inconsiderate, I get jealous easily, too. Sasuke grab Naruto hands, " with all that said, would you still like me?" "of course!" Naruto replied instantly. " then…" Naruto held his breath, " Naruto, would you like to go out with me?"
Bob: cliff hanger, would Naruto say yes?
ShyGuy: that an stupid cliff hanger, it's easily yes!
Bob: don't give it away!
KittyCat: I'm pretty sure everyone already knew, I mean the story about Naruto crush on Sasuke, why wouldn't he say yes?
Bob: because Sasuke really-* KittyCat and ShyGuy cover her mouth* mmh mmmh
ShyGuy: are you trying to give the story away, dumb ass! What the point of write a story if you're going to give out the stocking parts!
KittyCat: hey, ShyGuy let's tie her up! That shut her up…
ShyGuy: I knew there was a reason why were friends… but tying her up seem like a lot of work, let's just shot her
KittyCat: with what?
ShyGuy: I have a stick
Bob: stop it you too, no shooting in the house, ShyGuy! and put down the stick…. Please review and save my life!
ShyGuy: yeah, and if you don't we'll kill her, and bye bye story
KittyCat: you know we can just writing… it'll be way better,
Bob: heartless bastards!