A/N: Yay, I'm so irresponsible, but don't worry, I'll finish the other fics sooner or later.

Today, children, I'm going to read you a story, a story of a legendary boy from Tazmily Village and a boy from the past with no memory of wherehe was from. But first, we must go back to where Master Porky was capturing and brainwashing people from any time and turning them into Pigmasks.

Chapter 1: Supporting all theories that Ness is in Mother 3.

It was any other day after Giygas was defeated and Porky escaped when suddenly I was attacked by some machine things resembling Giygas. "We are sent by Porky to capture you," they said robotically. Then, they attacked all at once.

(Scene break where pure chaos ensues and epic music gets played and Ness smashing machines pointlessly so I might as well cut to the important bit)

"PSI Fail Omega!" I yelled again, I was struggling to fight off all these half machine half miniature versions of Giygas things. Where does Porky get this things, seriously?

I was running low on HP, so...

"PSI LifeUp Alpha!" Nothing happenned. Aww crap, not enough PP. Something hit me from behind, then it was all darkness.

...

As I came to, I realized that I was being dragged by Pigmask to their secret base. How do I know you ask? Well, there is one whopping big sign on the entrance saying: "Not a Pigmask Top Secret Base" and on a smaller sign next to that sign: "No one can find out that the sign is lying" Ugh, sometimes I wonder how Porky can get so far with such idiots.

They took all my weapons and I found myself in a room full of Pigmasks and an eerie looking machine in the center of the room.

"Welcome Ness," on hearing Porky's voice I growled slightly, "Have you ever wondered where I get all my Pigmasks? Let me tell you Ness... I travel through time capturing innocent people and bring them through time to the future or past depending on how you look at it and I brainwash them to make them my toys. It's all part of my plan, because I like some fun and not some boring old world that is always safe, I like to play games eith this world, it's fun."

Due to the fact that I can never talk, so I just growled.

They turned on the machine.

... Pain... Where am I... No, I must not get brainwashed by Porky...

(Mysterious voice that says when I realize the power of a new PSI) Ness realized the power of a whole new set of awesome PSI moves that can only be triggered when certain circumstances are met!

Not a good time to learn PSI powers... oh wait... what... Porky is my master... NO HE ISN'T! Porky is my master... NO HE ISN'T! MASTER! NOT! YES! NO! YES! NO! YES and that's final! NO, IT ISN'T!

PSI MemoryDistort!

Yes, Porky is not my master... wait, what am I doing here... what is this... who's Porky... who am I... crap, I think I just got an amnesia... damn...

I woke up. "Where am I?"

A guy who looked like a theif said, "Good thing old man Wess found you, or else you would have already been eaten by the Ultimate Chimera."

"Wait, who are you?"

The guy looked surprised, maybe he was a famous person. I'm not sure, "I'm Duster," he said.