DISCLAIMER: I don't think I am J.K.Rowling…Maybe I am? Nope I isn't….

Okay this is my 2nd fan fiction and I hope you all like it….

You have got to be Joking!

"Ronniekins! Would you pass me the mashed potatoes?" the 19 year old witch, Hermione Granger, asked one of her best friends, Ron Weasley.

"What! I didn't do anything! It wasn't me! Oh right…sry about that…here go."

"Right….anyways like I was saying Harry, I think we should start up another S.P.E.W. I mean it would be nice and just think about how it felt at Sirius old house and you and Ron said you guys felt like a house elves working like that! It wasn't fun at all being treated like that for even a few days! They have to do it their WHOLE lives!" Hermione exclaimed.

"You still remember that! I hardly remember any of that stuff! Are you sure I was there?" Ron joked.

"Of course you were Ronald Weasley!" Hermione said feeling exasperated.

"Will you stop calling me Ronald! And Ronniekins! And whatnot!"

"I wonder if my favorite house elf, old Kreacher, is still alive. Man was he a pain in the ass or what!" Harry said while Ron and he laughed loudly clutching there stomachs.

"I don't see what you guys think is so funny! He wouldn't be that way if he had been treated with respect!" Hermione said.

"Mione….honey…dear...I don't think you understand they LIKE working for people they DON'T want to be freed or anything like that!" Ron said exaggeratedly. (A/N I am really not sure if that is a word but oh well…)

"HMPH!" Hermione slumped back into her chair and started to eat. She continued to watch Harry and Ron talk and laugh with each other and realized how lucky she was to have such great friends who would always be there for her. She completely forgot about being angry with them.

She studied Ron for a minute and noticed how much he had changed since they had graduated from Hogwarts almost a year before. He still had his same red hair although it had tamed a little and the same freckles all over his face, but he had become a lot taller and defiantly more muscular and had a lot of females lusting over him including Luna Lovegood.

She shifted her gaze over to Harry, darling Harry, He still had the same piercing green eyes and of course the lightening shaped scar on his forehead. Yet he to had gotten much taller, more muscular. Her favorite thing about him though was his hair. He had let it grow out so it was a lot shaggier and messy but very hot looking.

She was so happy to have gone to Hogwarts and have met the. She suddenly smiled to herself thinking about their many adventures at Hogwarts.

"What's a matter Mione?" Ron and Harry asked.

"Hmm? What do you mean?" A puzzled Hermione asked.

"You were smiling to the air…" Harry stated.

"Oh I was just thinking about Hogwarts and how much I miss it there."

"We all do…"

"It's 6:00!"Hermione said suddenly.

"You learned how to tell time!" Ron said

"Our little girl is finally growing up!" Harry said 'crying'.

"Very funny! The news is on! Duh! Do you guys pay attention to anything!" She stated.

A/N I don't know if they have television but they do in my story…

Harry and Ron exchanged glances before they settled down on the big fluffy couch.

"Our most recent news…there has been a new law placed….a marriage law!" the man on TV. said

"Figures…Let me guess before the turn…26!" Ron said.

"SHUT UP! I wanna here this!" Hermione and Harry said.

"Before they turn…16!If they are already 16 and not married they have exactly…6 months to do so!" The man said again.

"WHAT! I have to get ma-ma-married!" Hermione said as she started to cry.

Yeah…Yeah…it will get better later...I am never very good at the first chapter so I am sry…Read and Review…

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