Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note
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*L is talking on the phone to Watari.*
L: What do you mean, "They're out of cake?" THEY CAN'T BE OUT OF CAKE!
W: I'm so sorry, Ryuzaki, but you'll have to go a week without cake.
*L drops phone*
*3 Hours later*
*Light walks into room*
Light: Ryuzaki? Can you pop this pimple on my back? It's really big and-
L: Shuttup, Kira.
Light: What? The Kira thing again?
L: I SAID SHUTTUP! CAN YOU NOT HEAR!
*Crosses arms angerly*
*Light looks like this - O.O*
Light: I only asked if you would-
L: Listen to me, Imagay. If you don't shuttup and admit you're Kira, I will stab you with an umbrella.
Light: That doesn't make any sense. If I shuttup and admit something it's kind of an oximoro-
L: It's umbrella time!
Light: O.O
*Soichiro walks in to find L beating a bleeding Light who is in the feetle position in the corner*
Light: Ryuzaki please! *cries*
L: You took them didn't you? MY CAKES! You took them and gave them to Kira! I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU!
S: Ryuzaki!
*L turns scarily*
L: What. *This was more of a demand than a sentence*
S: Y-You're beating my son with an umbrella...
L: Do you have a problem with that? Does it bother you and your stupid rat of a mustache? What about you!
*Points at Matsuda standing by the door, ready to escape.*
Matsuda: *Shakes head swiftly*
L: That's what I thought!
*watari walks through the door*
L: Watari, WHERE are my cakes?
W: The bakery had none, remember?
L: AHAHAHAHHAHAHA! OFCOURSE! BECAUSE CAKES CAN JUST STAND UP AND WALK AWAY!
W: Are you alright, Ryuzaki?
L: I'M GONNA GO ON TOP OF THE ROOF AND SING MICHAEL JACKSON SONGS TO THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD WHILE SHIRTLESS! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!
*Rips off shirt. Runs uupstairs*
*Everyone is speechless.*
End of Day 1.