a/n: hope you like.

Sakura, Akatsuki, Konoha 11: 14 years old

Gaara: 8 years old

'Thoughts' "talking" 'inner'

Sakura's problem

Class 1: math

I sat in my usual seat. Next to my best friend, Ino, 'awesome', and my worst enemy, Karin. Ino is a beautiful blue eyed blond, who is in love with sasuke. Karin is an ugly brown eyed red head of a troll ( no offence, I have brown hair and most of my friends have red hair) who is a part of the sasuke stalker club or as me and Ino say ' the whore cult', Who hates everyone except Sasuke. Me? I am a green eyed pinkette. Yeah, completely normal 'I have pink hair and green eyes. Completely normal 'note the sarcasm'.

Half way through class Ino's bumbling buffoon of a brother burst into the room. He smoothly walked over to sakura only to fall face first on the ground 'he should be given the idiot of the day award' everyone cracked up laughing as did i.

'alright, she thinks I'm funny I'm half way in yeah'-dei

'what an idiot'-sakura 'I know'

"hey, sup, I'm Deidara yeah"

"I'm sakura, It's a pleasure to meet you" 'not'

"the pleasure is all mine yeah" Deidara half bows

"oh how wonderful, since when were you a gentlemen, mister i-eat-cake-in-the-bathtub-with-my-underwear-on" Ino snorts at Deidara's behaviour

"tch, whatever yeah" he blushed he'd get her back at home.

"is there something you're here for?" 'other than to irritate me' sakura asked hinting with a little too much sweetness.

"yes there is,' deidera turned to the teacher and turned on the 'charm' 'madam my I please take sakura from your company for a minute or so, yeah?"

The teacher just smiled and batted her eyelashes "as long as you like handsome"

'holy fuck, if he can make this bitch listen so simply imagine what he could make the nice teachers do' inner piped up

'yeah'

Out side

"so…. yeah" Deidera started

"what did you want?" I asked impatiently

"I..uh.." he looked at the ground

"yes" I tapped my foot on the ground becoming irritable.

"hood coo show pout kith free hair" deidera mumbled as his bangs covered his face.

"what?" I said confused

"WOULD YOU GO OUT WITH ME YEAH" he yelled at the top of his lungs turning beet red

"no" I said brushing him off

1"why" he asked practically sobbing

"because I love some-one else"

"okay but can I at least have a hug?" he asked smirking at the ground

"or what?" I ask

"I'll stalk you" he threw his arms in the air " and profess my love for you to the world like lee"

I practically threw myself at him and he gladly accepted this last attempt to control the situation. I let him go and we said our good byes.

'aw crap I didn't find out who she loves'-dei

*bell rings*