Peer Pressure

By screwitall

Summary: Sequel to Listen. Tenten never meant to sound so unfaithful.

A/N: I never thought I'd write a sequel to Listen but this one sounded so tempting and fun to write so I thought, why not? Thanks to all those guys who read and reviewed Listen! You have made me so proud and happy with your kind words :)

Dedicated to Viry-chan. Because you have been so supportive and been more than just a frequent reviewer and SUCH a good friend :)

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, Evil Naruto would have his own soap opera.

"Hey, Tenten!"

"Hey, guys! Sorry, did I take too long? I guess Neji trained me for more than the usual hours, huh?"

"Yeah, sure. That's what you say."

"And just what do you mean by that, Ino?"

"Oh, nothing."

"It's just that it's been three months since yours and Neji's infamous date at Ichiraku's."

"Infamous, what are you—oh, honestly, Sakura, I thought you were above listening to that trash!"

"I heard they went straight to Neji's house after that."

"Hinata, back me up here!"

"G-gomen, Tenten-san, but I sort of, um, provided them with that info."

"Hmph! You were supposed to be on my side! I thought you were nice!"

"So what happened on your date?"

"Yeah, details!"

"Guys, I think you're overreacting on this particular aspect of my life."

"Please, Tenten-san?"

"Grr…whatever. You guys are lucky Hinata could pull that look off. On you two, you just look like that time when you were drooling at those Birkenstocks you couldn't afford!"

"Whatever, Tenten. We knew you were drooling at those shoes, too. Anyway, the date?"

"I, uh, proposed to him and he asked me out."

"…seriously?"

"Stop laughing, dammit! It wasn't as weird as it sounds!"

"Tsk. I didn't get Shikamaru to go on a date with me by popping the question."

"Yeah, you just had to 'walk in' on Shikamaru and Temari getting it on and pull his leg, telling Temari to, and I quote, 'stay the hell away from my man or I will chew your fucking throat off.'"

"Um, hello? Isn't this supposed to be about Tenten's love life and not mine?"

"So, she proposed to Neji-nii san and he asked her out. We'd love to know why, don't we, girls?

"You know what, Hinata? I don't like you anymore. Anyway, it's his voice. I told him his voice drives me crazy and I just rambled on and on until I asked him to marry me."

"And we thought Ino was the whore."

"Shut up, forehead!"

"I am not a whore!"

"But Neji's voice is hot, I'll give you that."

"But Sasuke-kun's voice is sexier."

"Is not!"

"Chip Skylark's voice is pure ownage."

"…"

"…"

"Huh. Yeah, you're right."

"I know, right? Remember when he sung that song about his shiny teeth?"

"Oh, God, that's, like, my ringtone!"

"I heard Tsunade-sama has a poster of him in her bedroom!"

"I gave her that poster! She agreed to give me her full Chip Skylark costume for it."

"We should get going; the shop's gonna close in an hour."

"Oh, right, I'm supposed to meet Sasuke-kun in forty-five minutes."

"And Naruto-kun was gonna walk me home."

"Well, come on! I promised Shikamaru I'll help him with his deer thing."

"How about you, married girl? Got plans with Neji?"

"Zip it…I'm gonna have dinner with him tonight."

"…I'd rather have dinner with Chip Skylark."

"Give it a rest, Hinata!"

A/N: That was random :)) Yet I'm weirdly proud of this one. And no fluff in this one, SUCCESS! Just crack all around. Oh, and reviews, please! I hope you'll like this the same way I know you liked Listen. And sorry if you got lost on who was saying what. I felt like this is the kind of fic that's better off without those things. I don't know if you noticed, but there's something about me that likes comparing Neji to American cartoons. Thanks for reading!