The jungle, a butler and a friend

by Minecraftlover123

ICrazyOctopus is trying to get to the diamond village, but on his way he dies plenty times...he and Fred, the butler, are trying to get there together... Fred happens to be from there and he wants to get back home to see his family. there are two fun dogs, twizle ans whizle, it is a fun adventure and i hope you like it, Enjoy

1. Chapter 1

The jungle, a villager butler

And others

I do not own anything but the plot

The character ICrazyOctopus

Is based off of iBallisticSquid

On you tube. He is so funny

Go check him out.

Fred- A villager who gets lost in the woods

And does not enjoy the "people" on his way

Also ICrazyOctopus / "people's" butler.

Mittens- the cute kitty he finds on his way back to the village.

ICrazyOctopus- A crazy funny guy who is…well…funny and crazy

Twizle- ICrazyOctopus's first dog

Whizle- ICrazyOctopus's other dog he gets right after Twizle.

Hope you like it P.S

It's funnier than it seems

"No Fred…this way" Said ICrazyOctopus

"Yes sir, im going as fast as I can sir, my little legs don't go very far very fast sir.

"Okay, but hurry…and don't say sir so often, it sounds like…bla sir, bla bla sir, bla bla…..." Fred interrupted

"I get it….sir." Fred laughed

"Which way did the map say to go Fred?" said ICrazyOctopus.

"I haven't known sense you lost it sir." Fred said adding a little laugh at the end.

"I didn't lose the map…so it was in my hands right before we couldn't find it…But that does not mean that I lost it."

Said ICrazyOctopus.

"You are very right about that sir… an invisible iron golem

Took it right out of your pocket… SO sorry sir." Said Fred

"No… its fine… now… make me punch."

Said ICrazyOctopus

"OUT OF WHAT… THIN AIR… im sorry sir… I mean, and what would you like me too make your punch out of sir?"

"thin air would be nice… nice and light… not too much sugar…only joking… coco beans, spruce root, and how about some dynamite to make it sizzle right when you put it in your mouth." Said ICrazyOctopus.

"Will do sir… will do." Said Fred getting slightly annoyed.

(Three hours later…in the jungle)

"Fred…Fred come here…come here…quick"

ICrazyOctopus said quietly and quickly.

"Yes sir?" said a confused Fred.

"Come here…quick…look over there…the puppy…

Ooh get me bones…get me bones…I NEED BONES."

"Right away sir…right away."

"Bones…yes…thank you…come here puppy…come here…we would be great together…you and me…we could go to my lets play…you could join me in my friends worlds…ooh we would be great together…okay Fred…this is it…one bone"

"YES…FRED I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I HAVE A DOG, I HAVE A DOG,…I will name you…..Twizle…ooh Twizle I love you…and out of one bone… one bone Fred…one bone." Said ICrazyOctopus excitedly

"That's good sir…that's good."