Disclaimer: I don't own Iron Man (do do do do do do do IRON MAN :D )
This is just a thing I thought of when 'What if Tony Stark got rejected' came to mind.
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"What? Why?"
"I don't believe in sex outside of marriage."
"So you rejected me 'cause you're a virgin."
"No, I rejected you because I'm married."
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