Alucard's Silver Bullet
By Kebinu
Parody of "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Hellsing is owned by Studio Gonzo and distributed by Pioneer.
The song "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" was written by Paul McCartney and John Lennon and performed by the Beatles on the album "Abbey Road."
The Hellsings were quizzical, they kept some metaphysical
Prisoners in their home
Late nights all alone in the air ducts,
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Integra's uncle Rich, called the girl a little bitch,
She was stuck, alone
Fleeing from his gun-toting henchmen,
Uh oh, uh oh…
But when he chased her down to a cell,
A voice called through the door…
Bang! Bang! Alucard's silver bullet
Went right through his head
Bang! Bang! Alucard's silver bullet
Made sure that he was dead.
Back in the world again Iscariot makes us hurl again,
Integra gets annoyed
Wishing the slimy Catholics would pack up and
Go—oo—o
They tell Anderson to stay after they have gone away,
So he waits behind
Sharpening up his cache of knives,
Whoa-oh-oh-oh…
But when he stabbed Seras in the neck,
Someone crept up from behind.
Bang! Bang! Alucard's silver bullet
Lodged right in his head.
Bang! Bang! But even Alucard's silver bullet
Couldn't make Anderson dead.
Episode twelve-plus-one, newest Freak's a dirty one,
Vampire stands alone
Disembodied head in a pool of
Blood, oh, uh oh.
Walter and Miss Seras, screaming from an ambulance
Say he must go on
(Alucard must win)
Incognito does not agree and he tells them
So-o-o-o.
But as the words are leaving his lips,
A laugh comes from behind…
Bang! Bang! Alucard's silver bullet
Blew right through his head
Bang! Bang! Alucard's silver bullet
Made sure that he was dead.
Mwa, ha, ha, ha!
Silver 13mm full metal jacket explosive round made from a melted-down cross bullet, to be exact… yeah!
Author's note: Gah. Just… gah. Don't know what the hell(sing) possessed me to write this.