A/N This fic is base on my own experiences with spiders which means I'm basically all of them (except I was not as freak out as Patton).

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Everything was calm in the mind palace so the ray of sunshine that was Patton did not know of the dangers lurking in the living room where he was drawing, unaware of the thing he fear the most was so near him. A dreaded creepy crawly death dealer, or most commonly known by people lacking self preservation, a spider. He first thought it was nothing a trick of the light, but then he saw a movement again.

He looked up from his collering.

What he saw made his blood run cold blood.

The scream that came out of him would make anyone hearing it think there was a murder. Patton soon began to throw anything in his reach at the spider. Getting up and and getting as far away from it as he could, throwing his coloring book at it. He was about to throw a lamp at it when all other three sides came running in (as well as Deceit it's just that he was in snake form and was not seen).

"Patton what's wrong!" Virgil said in a panic, his tempest tongue showing (thanks Joan).

"What beast attacks you Patton!" This was heroically said by Raman who had his sword drawn.

"Are you ok Patton?" Logan asked.

"SPIDER!"

They all turn to where he pointed and indeed there was a spider. Virgil acted the

quickest and grabbed the spider. He open the nearest window and let it out while the others calmed down Patton.

"It's gone now Patton you can come come down, there is no need to be scared." Logan said calmly.

"Yes Patton come down the the beast has been banished by your stormy knight" Roman reassured Patton.

As soon as he was calmed down and in the ground Patton immediately tackled Virgil as he didn't see the spider in his hand "~My hero~".

Virgil chuckled "Anything for my dad."

Soon Patton lets go of Virgil and started to examine his hands "It didn't bit you did it?" He asked worried for his dark strange son "No I'm fine, but did you get bitten?"

"No that thing didn't get near me"

"It's good to hear that you are unhurt Paton."

"Yes for what will we do without you wonderful puns and dad jokes."

"You're right princy it would be awfully boring without his puns and dad jokes."

"I think we could do without those." Logan grumbled under his breath.

"You all deserve a reward why don't I make cookies for everyone!"At that everyone smiled "that sounds nice Pat." Virgil said .

Patton went to the kitchen and started baking the cookies while everyone settled down in the living room and chose a movie to watch while eating the cookies. There were a lot of blankets in the couch and everyone got comfortable while Patton brought the cookies. Logan was in the left of the couch Patton in the middle while Roman was to right and virgil was in the ground in front of logan with a pillow and they all watch Inside Out.

(Deceit had went to his room when everything had calmed back down and saw no was hurt.)

When it got late everyone went to their room and said good night to each other. Patton got to his bed and dreamed of big spiders then the other three came and rescued him."My heros" Patton said in his sleep with a small smile in his face and there were no more spiders in his dream that night.

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N/A

I know this is a short fic but there's more and who knows I might add Deceits reaction to spiders and the sides reaction to Virgil's pet.