This is a co-written story! The authors are MidnightShadows657 and Dancer of the Shadows

Warnings: bad language, stupidity, Sakura and Ino bashing, other random crap, LEMONS

This is most likely going to be a very strange story and hopefully it is good by the way there IS a small plot line but oh well.

There may be rape (either mentioned or attempted)

We tried to make this as close to our personalities as possible so if something weird happens and you ask yourself "do they really do things like that?" than the answer is most likely yes, yes we do.

DISCLAIMER!: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR CAITLYNN(Dancer of the Shadows owns her) ALTHOUGH I DO OWN ALICIA! ALSO I DON'T OWN ANY SONGS THAT MAY BE MENTIONED IN THIS STORY!

Chapter 1
Beginning the Adventure
Written by Dancer of the Shadows

*Caitlynn's POV*

"Alicia's bein' a moron again," I said. I then looked around and frowned.

"Who am I even talking to? Alicia I'm goin' crazy again!" I yelled from across the pond, she stopped chasing the monarch butterfly that floated above her head in an almost teasing manner (which caused me to laugh) and turned to face me while smiling.

"You're not the only one, darlin'." She laughed blissfully as she skipped towards me before finishing her sentence.
"And when we're oldies we'll be rockin' the Asylum and kickin' the nurses in the kneecaps!"

We began to laugh loudly which caused the butterfly that Alli was originally trying to catch to fly away all of the surrounding animals also fled the area as well. Alicia stopped laughing first so she could wipe the tears from her greenish brown eyes.

"Well girl, I guess we should get to swimmin'!"

I took off my shirt and my jeans only to reveal a black multi-colored paint splatter bikini, the top tied around my back and around my neck however, the ends on the strings had small glassy light blue balls. The bottoms also had paint splatter on them but they tied at my sides using thin strings that also had small light blue glassy balls. I shook my curly chestnut colored hair so that the spiraling curls could spread out, although my hair was only chest length much to my annoyance, I have always liked long hair.

'Why the hell did I ever cut it?' I thought sardonically.

I took of my glasses and bent down to set them down on my clothes that were sprawled out randomly. When I straightened back up I tried to focus my dark green eyes on Alli who only stood a few feet away. However, because of my poor vision she was hardly recognizable, I sighed while thinking about the fact by the time I'm twenty I'll be most likely completely blind.
Alli was wearing her usual blue and black zebra stripe bikini that looked perfect on her because of her naturally tanned skin something I always envied about her my skin was pale white, which made nearly everything I ever wore stand out, in fact my skin is so white it seems almost sickly. Which was a strong possibility; I have always gotten major headaches, random muscle pains and strange bruises I could never explain since I was eight years old. I never really ventured on this topic because it always scared me to think about having a disease or something, so most of the time I just pushed it aside and tried to think more positively.
The bikini itself had thin straps that tied around her back and around her neck like mine although the left strap had two metal clasps for decoration. The bottoms were all black with a blue zebra stripe half-skirt that frilled sorta, along with two decorative metal clasps on the sides. Her wavy black hair was just little shorter than mine yet much thicker.

I looked towards the pond with a half smile and suddenly darted in its direction. As soon as I hit the water my eyes flew open and I gasp sucking in the ice cold water. I swam up to surface coughing, desperately trying to rid myself of the nasty water, and I mean nasty, ugh it tasted like fish and sewer. After coughing and gagging I realized Alli was still on shore and laughing at me. I narrowed my eyes and frowned in slight annoyance. I didn't just jump in the icy water for her to remain dry and laugh at my stupid antics. Smiling deviously I swam up to the shore and leaned against the dirt.
"Whatcha doin' up there?" She looked down at me realizing what I meant by the question.
"How's the water?" She said trying to avoid the question.
"Amazing, anyway help me up." I said extending a hand towards her while pretending I couldn't get up out on my own. As soon as I had a good grip on her I pulled back suddenly causing her to fall in the water. I desperately scrambled out of the pond as she resurfaced angrily.
"You bastard!" She yelled half-heartily, while getting out to try and chase me. I ran down the trail that led back to the house, temporarily forgetting our stuff. I heard her laughing as she began to catch up with me when I suddenly heard a gasp and then a bashing sound. I spun around expecting to see a wild animal or a person trying to attack her or something, I was not expecting to see her lying on the ground with no one around.
"Dammit! I stepped on some damn rock, it tripped me! It's a scam, a scam I tell ya!"
She picked it up and began to scream at it like a crazy person then she chucked it towards the pond out of anger. I started laughing so hard that my sides began to burn and my chest began to ache from the lack of oxygen.

After calming down, I shivered instinctively as I noticed just how cold it really was. It was early September but surprisingly very cold outside which wasn't much of a problem except we were the idiots who decided to go swimming.
'Just whose idea was it to go swimmin' anyway?'
"A whole nude world! A new fantastic way to screw. Everyone tells me no, I need to blow so I can stop wet-dreaming!" Alli sang snapping me out of my thoughts, I looked at her while pursing my lips and scrunching my eyebrows together.
"They really butchered the Disney name with that song." She spun around and walked back to the pond while singing The Naughty Little Mermaid. I stared at her slightly embarrassed to call myself her friend, when her singing suddenly stopped I got alittle worried so I ran towards the pond knowing that she would never willingly stop singing. I noticed the wind was blowing strangely and the water was swirling like a whirlpool, I gapped at the sight and moved closer to the edge so that I was in front of Alli.

"Caitlynn, Is that normal?" She said from behind me in a cautious small voice, I shook my head stiffly.
"What the fuck?" I muttered awestruck and slightly afraid. The whirlpool was blue a black and had a black middle that didn't look like it hit the ground of the pond, it looked endless.
"Don't swear!"
"I'm looking at a whirlpool, what do you expect me to say?" I yelled as the wind began to pick up even more so that now my hair was flapping around. Alli began to try and walk over to me but instead she (not so surprisingly) tripped over a rock.
'Is that same rock from before?'
She fell forward but instead of hitting the ground she fell into the whirlpool even though she was seven feet from the edge originally.
'How'd she manage that one?'
"Ah! Holy Vagina! Help me!"
"Tch, you're on your own." I said carelessly, she shot me a murderous look and I smiled kindly back at her.
Suddenly a giant branch flew out and hit me in the back (ow!) throwing me forward and into the damned whirlpool.
'This cant end well.'

"I can't believe this is happening because of the rock!" She yelled angrily I shot her a disbelieving look before screaming back at her.
"What the hell are you talking about? I was hit by a fucking branch!"
We began to get pulled under and dragged even farther into the whirlpool soon we were getting closer and closer to the middle, I tried fighting the current but it was too strong and I was being pulled into it even harder. As soon as I reached the middle I began to fall into darkness and I was beginning to lose consciousness but I had just enough strength to finish one thought before the darkness overcame me.

Why the hell does stuff like this always happen at her house?

Review review! or i'll eat you...NOT you probably taste gross but i bet Gaara wouldn't mind having a taste :P

Closing Statements:

Alicia: Why is my white washcloth all bloody

Caitlynn: I don't know I got a cut...

Alicia: When was this?

Caitlynn:...4 am...

Alicia: Why were you up at 4 am?

Caitlynn: I was hungry my tummy was growling like a whale...*makes whale noises*

Alicia: *raises eyebrow and gives weird look*

Well peeps that is all for now! Review!