Twas the NLSS before Christmas when all through the stream
Not a member was posting, not even a meme.
The streamers were deciding which Christmas hats they would wear,
Except for NL, who didn't have hair.
Josh's laundry was folded all nice on his bed,
While visions of Pixel, danced through his head.
Minutes ago Nick had woke from his nap,
With a festive, "Ya-Ha!" he made his hands clap.
When into the Skype call came a frequent chatter,
Twas Green9090 with a now empty bladder.
Just then Spyro's stream suffered a crash,
So Twitch advised her to clear her cookies and cache.
BaerTaffy appeared in NL's Super Show,
And due to his presence the BaerHugs did grow.
Then what do you know, Who should appear?
Why, it's Zer0Doxy, her arms full of beer.
In walked MALF, his arm around some chick,
Shades, sat on his face, God damn this guy's slick.
"Woah look it's Deadmau5," somebody exclaimed.
Indeimaus yelled, "That's not my fucking name."
Steam codes began to drop, free to be taken,
But it was all ruined when Rex forgot the bacon.
But Mike Maulbeck came in to answer the call,
And gave away PA, free to us all.
To join into the game, Larkin did try,
But NL just kicked him without even a "Good-bye".
Then BrandonTheFish came back from the loo,
And said, "Merry Christmas guys, oh and fuck your ads, too."
Unfortunately Alpacapatrol had to pass,
As he was setting up for that night's awesome #ASS.
But Austin was there and he said with cheer,
"༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Give DIRETIDE" To which chat replied, " Hear Hear!"
And so continued the NLSS,
Some more people came, and some people left,
And when the end came, NL, he cried
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."