A/N: Ok, I always have a long author's note and sometimes two. I will try and put the important stuff at the bottom so you can skip the first part if you want, but I'm not sure how well that will work. I have random ideas and this was one of them. In this story, Edward and Bella are human. So... don't get mad at that. I didn't ever think I would do a human story. But we all do things we promised we would never do. The other characters will be here after a few chapters. I will give you more details about them when they come into the story. I appreciate reviews and comments so I can make my writing better, but I think everybody does. So... some things I would like everyone to know.

Smile, or the orange pickle will eat you. (see 'Bella and the Jumbo Pickle')

Taylor Swift loves Twilight and you so stay beautiful.

And spread Twilightness by signing w4bd&le. or j but whatever...

it means waiting for Breaking Dawn and loving Edward. I GUESS you could put Jake, or Jasper, Emmett, Alice, Carlisle, etc.

Oh yeah, and I am team Edward all the way. Jake deserves somebody, but not Bella. And my friend likes Jake just because he's single and "if they were real and I loved Edward, I would be splitting up a relationship that is perfect" or something like that.

And I know this was REALLY long and they aren't usually THIS long.

Oh and you should read stuff by Skystripe and Soccerdog12. You will be hearing about them a lot. Also about all of my friends. I also leave them messages through out the story, but you'll get used to it. Also, I'm crazy. Literaly. I think. But, I randomly start writing song lyrics in the middle of chapters sometimes... Oh, and if you can figure out where this idea came from, I will give you a sneak peak of what I have planned, if you want it... Ok, now on with the story. Oh and this is just the begining. After like two or three chapters, it will be set in a different time.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Twilight is not mine, if it was, I would be spending time writing Edward into my life, not here, typing this fictional situation. So...

Still w4bd&le

K aka edwardcullenissosexy

I stepped on the gas pedal. I was normally a calm person, but my wife was in labor! Even through the panic, I couldn't help but think of the little child she would soon have. Since she told me she was pregnant, whenever I closed my eyes I saw a bronze haired boy with a heart shaped face and warm brown eyes tossing a football to me in our yard. Bella was sitting on the porch watching us while also reading a book. Her brown hair swirled around her face and she smiled her beautifully angelic smile.

I looked over to the passenger seat. Her face was sweaty and her usually shiny and soft hair was sticking to it. I reached over and pushed the hair from her eyes. Even now, she was the most beautiful thing in the world. I grabbed her hand reassuringly. I was back in my own little world again.

I was still holding Bella's hand, but we were cheering at a football game. Our son had just made the winning touch down of the championship game. His team was now in the state finals. The scene changed. We were sitting by a creek with fishing poles in our hands. Bella was farther up the bank setting up a picnic lunch for us. Bella's dad, Charlie, was helping his grandson put bait on the hook while I gazed lovingly at his daughter, my wife.

I turned into the hospital parking lot and ran inside to get a doctor. Once they got Bella out of the car, they wouldn't let me into her room for a few minutes, so I waited in the lobby, still thinking my fantasys. Now, we were going to pick up Bella from work and we had McDonalds for her. The song 'Watchin' You' by Rodney Atkins was playing in my mind, describing me and my son. I had no problem with a girl child, but whenever I dreamed of Bella with a kid, it was always a boy.

The hospital worker let me into Bella's room and I kneeled bt the bed and grabbed her hand. She was breathing hard and I tried to comfort her.

"I love you, so much Bella. Don't ever forget that. I'm here for you. I won't let go of your hand." I promised her, and I hoped that the staff would let me keep that promise. I also hoped I wouldn't be in the way and forced to move.

The nurse started yelling instructions, but Bella was gazing at me with her usual dazzled expression. "Bella, sweetheart, they want you to push."

I was lying next to her on the small hospital bed. We were holding hands, and I was using the other hand to push her hair out of her eyes. Every once in a while, I would place small kisses on whatever was closest to me, her forehead, her nose, neck...

She was really tired, but she wouldn't go to sleep until she saw our baby.

The nurse walked in holding a tiny bundle in her arms. The small wrap of pink was passed down to my wife, who was smiling and looking up at me.

We held our beautiful, perfect, angel in our arms, sharing the weight so we could both hold her.

I looked down at the little girl in my arms and I knew that no matter how many times I had pictured my child, I had never pictured this. This was better than I expected and I knew that this precious little baby would soon be the center of my universe.

Sorry it's so short. They are usually a LITTLE longer than this. But only about a thousand words. I get quicker updates out like this, and I'm sure you'd rather have a bunch of thousand word chapters than one long one once or twice every two weeks. So.. deal. Review and tell me what you think. I'm not sure if its any good, but it's been sitting in my notebook for a while and I finally typed it out.