Rio: Welcome to the Slayers Question and Fanmail Show!
Daichi: Kaida is down there with the cast, they are all ready to answer fanmails and questions
Rio: No, now let's begin...
Kaida: Our first question is from LolipopCabaret...
Dear Slayers gang, who do you think is the weakest?
Kaida: Interesting question... let's see what the gang has to say...
Lina: It's probably Martina... What has she ever done that has actually helped us?
Gourry: Umm...
Amelia: No-one with love and justice in their hearts is weak...
Kaida: Oookay... Amelia, you do know that fangirls worldwide hate you... right?
Amelia: Huh? Why?
Kaida: Let's see, because you're annoying, Zelgadis loves you, you're a disgrace to the names princess and pacifist... Anyway, Zel? What do you think...
Zelgadis: I think the weakest is probably Zangulus
Zangulus: At least I have a sense of style...
Kaida: With THAT hat...
Zangulus: Whatever...
Kaida: Next question from HikaruAndKaoruILove...
Dear Naga, Why are your breasts so big? And that outfit...
Naga: Ohohohohoho... Well my dear, I take it from my mother, of course...
Amelia: Gracia? What are you doing here?
Naga: What? I am a character from Slayers? Right?
Amelia: Yea, but only in the OVAs...
Naga: Anyway, As I said, I take my chest from my mother...
Lina: -mumbles something about breast size-
Naga: Every girl has to be proud of her chest...right Lina?
Lina: Why you!
Kaida: No fireballs, no freeze arrow, no flare arrows and no dragon slaves...
Lina: -mumbles-
Naga: I'm also glad you asked about the clothes Ohohohohoho...
Kaida: No annoying laughs either!
Naga: It's a tradition for all girls in the family to wear clothes symbolising Bondage at a certain age... Soon it might be Amelia's turn...
Amelia: WHAT? –Faints-
Zelgadis: -Blush and nosebleed-
Kaida: Ok then, next we have some fanmail from Fateisloser
Dear slayers gang, particularly the boys. I personaly think you're all hot. Gourry, even though you're as dumb as a doorknob, you got some big spunky muscles... Zel, who cares about your skin, you'll always be number one in the eyes of all fangirls –Fangirls: Whooo!- Xellos, you're the most sexy mazoku in town, please rape Filia and marry me.
Filia: What!
Kaida: Interesting...
Zelgadis: –huge blush- Like I really care about those love sick fangirls...
Gourry: o.o What are we talking about? –that's why we love him-
Xellos: I know I'm sexy... –starts stripping to the the song 'sexy back'
Kaida: Xellos! You can strip later... I remeind you that both Martina and Zellas are here today...
Xellos: What?
Martina: Xellos-Sama! I don't care if you're a mazoku, I will forever follow you
Zellas: -_- Xellos... –smokes cigarette-
Kaida: Ok, last one... From PichiMichiMermaid
Dear Zelga-bunny, Will you ever confess your love to Amelia...
Zelgadis: One. I do NOT love Amelia... and Two...All the fangirls will kill us...
Kaida: You mean Amelia?
Zelgadis: They might come after me next... fangirls are scary...
Everyone: -nods-
Amelia: You...don't love me...
Zelgadis: -Even bigger blush- (Kawaii!)
Kaida: So, to finish up: They think Martina and Zangulus are the weakest, Naga gets her breast from her mother and it's a family tradition to dress like that, we all know that Zel and Xellos are the hottest guts in the history of Anime, and no, Zelga-bunny will never confess his love to Amelia 'cause fangirls will kill them both an-XELLOS! Did I say you could start stripping?
Xellos: What? You know you like it –wink-
Kaida: When you put it like that... Go on Zel, you too Gourry and Dynast!
Zel, Gourry and Dynast: WHY?
Kaida: Because I have the ability to make you...
-They suddenly are on the stage, stripping with Xellos-
Kaida: That's more like it!
Amelia: -blush and faint-
Lina: Come on guys, move those bodies!
Naga: This came out a turn for the best...
Zellas: Xellos! Dynast! Show what hot mazoku can do!
Martina: Zangulus, why aren't you with them?
Kaida: I'm on it... –Zangulus appears on stage stripping-
Martina: Whoooo! Move those sexy limbs!
Kaida: Well then, see you next time on: Slayers Questions and Fanmail!
Rio: Who would have guessed it would have turned out as a stripshow...
Daichi: That's what happens when Kaida's around...Just be thankfull we're up here...
Both: -sigh of relief-
Rio: If you want your questions or fanmail answered by the cast...
Daichi: Leave your Question/Fanmail in the reviews... ^.^