I knew this would be a different living situation than the group home. Than the other two foster homes. Definitely different than my family.

I mean yeah, living with Kevin Ball and Veronica Fisher was chill. Half of the time they walk around naked, or shoot tequila for breakfast and have mad, passionate sex. Other than that they're harmless. They're like kittens. Feisty little kittens.

The neighbors on the other hand, the Gallaghers, they're just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. I sometimes want them to adopt me.

I'm Samantha and this is me, documenting my misadventures with Kev, Veronica, and the infamous Gallaghers.