Gather 'round all you kiddies
I've gotta story to tell
One of pure horror,
No survivors, it's swell!
It was a dark fateful day when a young couple, you see
Went to consummate their love under a bright blooming tree.
At that moment there was a loud *bang* in the air,
Next thing you know the poor souls were hung by their hair.
Out stepped a shadow who stood at 8ft 2
Nothing but armor, surgical mask, and knives too,
Were seen on the figure of this frightful ghoul.
They begged and they pleaded for they knew their fate
But the dangerous man had already sealed the gates.
These two had fallen into debt following GenCo's strict rules
Their payments were fraud, all fake they'd hope no one knew,
How sad they were to think such a thing, you can never fool Rotti when it comes to his money!
So this Repoman was sent for their brains and adrenals
In excess the couple would be an example
Showing what happens when you try to hoodwink the devil.