Mischief
This is kinda like my Baby Po story: A collection of one-shots about one topic, person, thing, or animal. Sam falls under animal and human, since she's kinda… wild…
Disclaimer: I wish I owned iCarly. I do not wish I owned Sam for a reason stated above. I also do not own Hot Cheetos.
Sam jumped around the halls of Seattle Elementary. She loved their mascot, the King Cobras! One reason was that they were dangerous, another that… Well, let's just say that Sam was ready for trouble and pranking!
Melanie rushed past Sam to her to her prissy popular clique, something that surprised many moms and dads. "Why are 8-year-olds separating into cliques?" they asked the principal, who just shrugged and replied, "Beats me. Maybe they read those teen mags or something."
Sam dodged Melanie's shoulder and sped to her friends, the rebel clique. "'Sup?" she asked, chewing a mouthful of ham. She couldn't get enough of ham!
Her best friend, Che (don't question her name or you will find your house TPed in the morning), answered, "Not much. My mom's still banning my heavy metal rock CDs. Any new pranks or something?" She was crunching on Hot Cheetos, a favorite of the rebels.
Sam nodded and laughed, "Yeah! I was thinking about releasing snakes in the study room where the prisses hang out! Not dangerous ones, though. Just ones that'll freak em' out!"
Che giggled, forgetting that it wasn't rebel-like to giggle. Just then, Carly Shay, Melanie, and Missy Robinson strutted past, hands on their hips.
They glared at Sam's group, but kept on walking on, where they glared at several other groups of people.
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! Bring! Bring! The warning bell sounded, startling Carly, Missy, and Melanie. They screamed, but then looked relieved to find out that it was just the bell.
Sam and Che rolled their eyes and headed off to class themselves. They were halfway there when Sam stopped Che and declared, "Let's hide out in the restroom to plan!"
Che silently nodded, and they softly took off running towards the East girls' restroom. It was always unoccupied by other groups.
Pulling out her notebook, Sam wrote down the name of the closest zoo that had the perfect type of snake: Candy Street Zoo. Che and Sam hated the name!
Grunting, Sam wrote on: Plan: Swoop in and steal 5 snakes. Exit really fast and bring to school next day in backpack. At end of day follow to prissy group to their room and secretly let them loose. Stay for screaming, then run run run. Later, collect snakes and secretly give them back to zoo.
Che bobbed her head. When Che likes a plan, you know it's good.
After school, Sam and Che rode their skateboards to the zoo, which was 2 miles away and therefore not very far. Sam put her plan into action. She climbed over the fence closest to the snakes to get in without paying.
Crawling on the roof of the snake habitat, she opened the trapdoor and slipped in when there were no people outside watching.
She was climbing back up when a little boy shouted, "MOMMY! THERE'S A GIRL IN THE SNAKE TANK!" The guards heard this and rushed after Sam, panting and waving their Tasers. The chase was on.
Sam bolted over the fence and said only one word to Che. "Run!" Obeying, Che followed Sam as they took off towards her house. The guards gave up and sat on a bench to rest.
At Che's house, they planned the layout of the prank. At 3:00 they would tiptoe to Study Room F with Sam's backpack, then dump it out, allowing the snakes to slither in and so forth.
The day of the prank, Sam and Che got really antsy and started tap-tap-tapping on their desks. The teacher gave them a quizzical look, but ignored them. When it was time, Sam could barely contain her excitement.
Creeping towards Study Room F, Sam and Che chuckled, knowing it would be awesome. This had to be perfect! It just had to!
Sam and Che slowly opened the door and saw the popular girls gesturing and giggling.
Suddenly, a whole bucket of water rained down on them. Next came flour. Then peacock feathers.
Startled, Che ran out of the room to the restroom, leaving Sam to face the queens of the prisses! Sam was so angry at Che she momentarily forgot about Carly, Missy, Melanie, and the others until Carly snarkily retorted, "So whaddaya gotta for yourself, missy?"
Missy looked confused, but Carly passed her a small scrap of paper, possibly a note, and she bobbed her head like crazy. Sam worried that it might fall off.
The principal and Sam's mom appeared from the corner. Sam rushed out, only to come face-to-face with her PE teacher, the teacher of the class she skipped the day before.
She was in trouble. The principal began a long lecture. "Sam Puckett, detention! This is a very serious offense, stealing snakes from a zoo and bringing them to school. You know…" He droned on and on.
Sam sneezed from the feathers. God, she was in so much trouble….
The principal concluded his lecture. "And so forth you will receive detention when you come back from your 2-week suspension and you will be on probation, which means no going to the social or the concert!" He barked a few orders at the PE teacher, who left as soon as the vice principal stepped between Sam and the door.
Pushing past the vice principal, Sam's mom grabbed Sam by her ear and dragged her out the door, murmuring things like "more like Melanie" and "detention" and "grounded for life".
Sam yanked her ear out of her mother's grasp. Her mom's finger's left a huge blotchy red mark.
The next day, Sam tried to rat out Che, but the principal wouldn't hear of it. At home, Melanie mocked her. It looks like Sam learned her lesson… at least for now!
Tune in next time for another cool story of Sam's mischief! Review and ADIOS AMIGOS AND AMIGAS! Wow! That's like, the only sentence in Spanish I know. Anyways, buh-bye!