It was a rainy evening where Shinpachi was palying Mincrafto on his PC because autistic gooks tend to do that. He was doing a live stream walkthrough by starting off a new game. "Herro gais, I'm Minecar plaer 893 & I love shoving purple dildos up my asshoel beczuae everyone in my class does that." Shinpachi said in some ancient language.
Kagura was in the next room, eating rice she picked up from her papa's rice field, because he's part time hunter, part time rice grabber & heard the glasses wearing a minecraft player deadbeat speaking incoherently to his 35.5 viewers.
"Nowz I'm moving bocks to create a houze MD guis & I need to mine some stoneo stereo because I'm a hobo Idk" said the misguided child.
"Ey yo, fuck your shitty gay plays." Kagura shouted to Shinpachi, clearly annoyed. Shinpachi ctried to play it cool in front of his now 39.567456 viewers. "I'm doing an almost 40 viewrs door giveaway, type your fav fruit in the chat & the first person will receieveeveve it!" Shinpachi said in a akward enthusiastic manner to his non existont fans.
The chat was filled with Hitler's face & Kappa spamming. "I don't know who this Kappa guy is, boot he mast be cool or smth hahaha!" Shinpachi said in the most awkward manner possible.
"Shut up beta cunt before I feed your PC to my fuckign doggo!" Kagura shouted to Shintaro kun again. Shinpachi, clearly annoyed by both his viewers that were admiring his stream by sending dik pics to him & Kagura shouting at him, started getting furious.
"Please Kakarot senpai kun chan, I have a live stream with my 41.2235 viewrs, don't shout that much, they will tink we are faitin or something." Shinpachi trying to desperately & failingly convince whoever watching his cancerous streambut hey all knew that he was a few chromosomes short.
"I'll shit on your stream, watch me nigga!" kanjero said while going to anothear room to get smth. Kgura came back with a screwdriver. Shinpachi having enough, let his true self out. "What the fuck are you doing bitch? I'll kick oyu out of my house MD like that failed papi of yours that pulled an abortion like you sack of fucking ass shit!" Shinpachi screamed at her in the most ghetto voice he could pull of.
"Did you finally grow some balls fucking ape trash, I'm shoving this into your fucking toaster & then into your gargantous ass next." Kagura said while shoving the screwdriver into one of Shinpachi's PC's sockets ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) with maximum effort. Then, Kagura got electrocuted & fell on the ground seizuring like an epileptic autist. "Hhhhkhreee llttoorotllpppppprhrj!" Kagura speaked in incoherent Espanol.
"Why didn't yor cunt of a mama abort you back then? Trash hoebag had to fuck with the bald guy to pull you out, CRAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY ASSSSSSSSS!" said the mentally challenged teenager before his PC blew up the Odd jobs building to shit.
Then, Gin returned to see his house MD being in several places and wondered "Am I in another anime again!?"
R.I.P. Shinichi chan & Kagu 2047$–#3057 kun died as they livead by shoving things up their asscracks precious